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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com some friends and i are trying to figure out what exactly is on the sandwich depicted on "summer-tomato-sandwich.gif", but i figured i could go right to the source for answers

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

gay dudes in 2026 posting shit like "need me a man built like tony soprano 😫"

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i am handed a perfect recreation of a corn cob made of porcelain. i do not realize the material. i bite into it, shattering all my teeth instantly.

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

if we assume the likely reality that Bigfoot was just someone in a costume where is that costume now is it sitting in a shed somewhere, is it hanging out in someone's closet, did it get destroyed holy grail fursuit

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

i hear they're putting a trick prize into every packet of pop tarts. it looks like a scratch ticket but it's actually rat poison

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

idk, if you're an ancient human, worshipping the sun as a god makes a ton of sense

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 26/10/2024

if you're making a mod for a game and it's not open source fuck you

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

the way most mobile apps are these days I'm convinced job postings for mobile app designers gotta look like this qualifications: you gotta be stupid as fuck. just a sack of gravel instead of a brain up there.

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

people having video game discourse on the other site and oh my god who the fuck cares bro

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

i think the next zelda game should be another game in the botw style because it's funny to make people who hate botw/totk mad

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

happy pride to my fellow gays

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

they've only ever made 3 good video games: team fortress 2, pokemon blue, and minesweeper

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

a boyfriend but like in a platonic way

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

guys in their 30s love to get a little self confidence and then buy a cuban link

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

are you a musical theater gay or a professional wrestling gay

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

games gotta start putting as many cosmetics as possible in early game cause i get locked into a look a few hours in and my ass does not switch

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

oh to ever have the simple joy that a dog gets sticking their head out a moving car's window

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

guy who has calvin harris and kamala harris mixed up

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

having a padded cell room in your house would kinda be comfy as fuck

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I would just love it if there was a vending machine around here.

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

picasso would've loved deviantart

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

shirt design that looks like the ps vita home screen

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

all the time i become more and more convinced that most UI designers have no functional brain cells

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

pokemon champions has like 2 actually good items and then two dozen that you have to just go "yeah, ok, good enough"

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

wanted to make a throwaway post about putting something fucked up around the rim of a cocktail glass but my brain just spat out the start as "rimming a cocktail"

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

the usb-c thing is great and all but can the EU bully smartphone manufacturers to re-add easily replaceable batteries next

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

playing vyper deadlock is like a sewer rat simulator big fan

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

continually bringing up and talking about people who suck long after we know they suck and they're mostly irrelevant is so weird bro especially some people who only have any shred of relevance BECAUSE they keep being pointed at and talked about

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JadestarXL @jadestarxl.bsky.social · 28/03/2026