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JadeMoonfall

@jademoonfall.bsky.social
125 followers 84 following 3.2K posts

24 | bi, they/them | death metal catboy | Lego addict | mecha nerd | furry pfp by @/zambiie.bsky.social

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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 4h
Thinking about the time one of my professors had obviously AI generated lecture notes and left the chatgpt responses in it. didn't even edit it lmfao
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 4h
you need to start getting more frogpilled bro. the new meta is pondmaxxing. come chill out on the lilypad with me
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 4h
Fun game: Forgetting which pronouns I have in my bio and getting surprised by how people refer to me
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 5h
I hate how much of a brat I am. Like if you tell me not to do something, that IMMEDIATELY makes me wanna do it out of spite, even if it's something that I wasn't interested in before
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 8h
Living with family while still having to split the bills is so funny sometimes. My mom will go "EXCUSE ME, DO YOU PAY THE BILLS AROUND HERE- wait yeah you do actually"
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 14h
when oomf mentions they're hanging out with their family and you're not sure whether to say "oh that's nice" or "oh i'm so sorry for you" depending on how their relationship is
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sniffbait wobbletoes
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The Mell 🐱 @mellmellmewo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
every horror game has puzzles because thinking is really scary
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👻ewan!!! (comms 📌) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
porn bot account final boss that keeps refilling its health bar after you think you've dealt the final blow
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
woke up with like 20 notifications what the hell happened
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this foot fetish shit is serious we RIDE OR DIE for these toes
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I dont know what to post so like. balls or whatever
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スリバーヨー @sliveryaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when that onion ring

I pick up 💯
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
committing evil acts of deviancy tonight (gonna turn in an assignment that was due at 11:59 pm at 12:05 am)
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's fuckin FAT GIRL FALL 🔥
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there's not enough feet pics in my DMs ngl (remembers bsky still doesn't support pics in DMs) ah. fuck.
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Better to get a paw job than to do a poor job
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gwuhhhhh
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
having cute stray cats in my neighborhood is so cool until the the dead birds and rodents start popping up in my yard. like ohhh yeah this is how they're driving species to extinction
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice soul, can I crush it?
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nice sister, did your moooom get her for you
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Spicy food is so funny like why do I keep eating stuff that causes me pain
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im so cooked that I giggle whenever my phone battery hits 67%
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Passed by a horse farm on the way home from class, was that an umamusume reference
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
damn your wife is cute can I make out with her
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one day I will drop my evil drafts on my unsuspecting oomfs
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh, you're into feet? name every foot bone
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hey girl, I know I'm ugly but can I still hit? I can put a paper bag over my head if I need to
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday really is marvelous, i love not having class
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
what's up bitches
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I say: "yeah that's fair lol lmao" What Im thinking in my head: "Your opinion is WRONG and an insult to my entire bloodline GRAHHH!!!"
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
took my shoes off and damn my socks smell bad (this post is targeted towards someone in particular)
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm going to invent new gay euphemisms that we can reclaim without causing content moderation to kill us
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going to the function today just reinforced that I **really** have got to get better at this human interaction thing
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
grass has been touched
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Whatever. Go my chudlings
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
im getting too gay
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know what you are.
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
let's see how he reacts to omegaverse
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WAIT I THINK I DID IT AGAIN FUUUUCKKK
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Im touching grass tomorrow
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I try not to be the stereotypical "dumb American who assumes US-exclusive stores/brands/etc. are globally known" but sometimes i overcompensate for that and get corrected with a "well we do have that here actually"
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
risk of rain? i mean it's not that cloudy outside
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(sees a picture of a soggy wet kitten) oh... that's gore... that's gore of my comfort character...
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That oomf who gets you barking like a dog
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My toxic trait is that I hear someone laugh in public and automatically think it's about me even when there's no reason to think so whatsoever
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i just said "yeag" irl am i cooked
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JadeMoonfall @jademoonfall.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I had a really insane thought. do I post it
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