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Jacques Bouchard

@jacquesbouchard.bsky.social
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Digital Marketer best known for SEO. Husband and dad with six cats and tons of aquairums.

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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We just bought 336,000,000 US liquid pints of crude oil from Russia. No lie, it really happened.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah, time will tell if it's true.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Where does music come from and where does it go when it's over -- the child's unanswered question about more than music." - Lisel Mueller
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Some of this is easily in place already.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Why we gotta drag fat people into this?
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fire breathing cat #Cat #Caturday
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OK, but can we circle back to your lack of AC?
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right??? How did the first person figure out that it was worth it if you would only watch 90 episodes first?
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn't akin to an earthquake so much as a Skrull invasion. Bad actors have been installed everywhere, and they will remain. It won't be the ebd.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yikes for sure.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please don't give them ideas.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks. Blocked them.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Someone should make an app that replicates that.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The worst part was that if you wanted to call like 25 miles away from your house, it was long distance
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol accidentally truthful.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I see. Thank you for explaining it for me. I sometimes miss things like that. Cheers!
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lol, I'm sorry for being vague. I have a strong feeling that overconsumption of spinach is not an issue that needs awareness raised. It feels like pointing these facts out is more likely to contribute to a general anxiety-inducing narrative that everything is deadly, and is perhaps unproductive.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pretty sure it's part of the song.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"OK, but hear me out: Jesus."
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's not hypocritical when you figure out why.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, everything will kill you.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hold his beer; the rampage isn't done yet.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
self affirmations are going to come back as soon as AI victims realize it's like giving a prompt to yourself. you are a skilled person who brings value to those around you. you are cherished by your friends and family. you give your love freely and receive it in bounty. do not use em dashes.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a good chance it won't be up to the voters.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Math teacher: You won't always have a calculator when you're an adult Gym teacher: You must build crab soccer skills now for use in adulthood
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Dhoss97030 @eaglecreekhoss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel many people think (read:hope) that this has all been some kind of sociological natural disaster. Like when an earthquake ends, you start rebuilding. I see it as more of a Skrull invasion. Powerful people have been replaced with malicious agents or eliminated, and we've only just started.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's because Trump does not have to care. Ever. There are no consequences and no highly credible likelihood that there ever will be. Caring about literally anything but himself is neither relevant nor a priority to him. It wouldn't make sense for a person like him to make it one.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whatever it takes for them to make fewer more.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Probably all of the above tbh.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cheers! Enjoy the pumpkin season. 👻
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't disagree with anything you said here, but these are also not the facts that would change my mind.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wasn't there back in the day, but I see it today.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When an author uses an unusual word, it's almost always intended for a specific reason.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's not argue or try to win. Let's discuss and find the answer together. Can you give an example of when he was facing someone stronger than him and backed down? I'll start there if you have a good one in mind. :-)
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To be fair, it's not unreasonable for him to be careful - he's incited quite a bit against himself. He also could be trying to save face, and going there wasn't his choice. Secret service going to secret service. He is a horrible man. But know thine enemy.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, and I think it's dangerous to underestimate him. It's tempting to pin every insult and weakness on him we can, but it's most effective to know our enemy.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I disagree. Glad to discuss this less generally if you like.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't, but I think he didn't go because he didn't want to go, not because of cowardice. He selfishly didn't want to be there or risk his life.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He's unscrupulously selfish and has no shame. Not a coward.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
According to Trump, Iran wants to make a deal badly and is begging to surrender to him because they are completely destroyed but he doesn’t want to accept that so the war must continue and he will bomb them again very strongly and powerfully right after the midterm elections.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wish we knew how to vreak that trajectory. Fear and anger are powerful things today.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Such an interesting word choice, though. A word with "color" in its spelling that instead signifies music.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are we positive that this is not an AI video glitching out?
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"The child's unanswered question about more than music."
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I could give advice to a version of myself from 20 years ago, I'd warn myself not to get floor-model window AC units, because my cats turn them on and off about six times apiece, daily.
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Jacques Bouchard @jacquesbouchard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wish he was a loser.
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