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no one particularly special or interesting, spewing random musings no one cares about into yet another vacuum… 📍Los Angeles

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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ask ChatGPT how you’d look if I beat yo ass for playing with me
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Imma have to do a grand re-re-rewatch of the previous seasons. It’s been so damn long 🫠
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Thee Green Witch 🇵🇷🎮💚 @snarkbreathing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Someone please drill a hole in its neck 🤭😂
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I had to pretend as if I remembered so many people over this past weekend lol
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Russell “Never Pull Out” Wilson strikes again lol
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Demi @demi0186.blacksky.app · 04/09/2026
fuck J.K. Rowling.
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I wonder if my box could go for $1k, too….
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
….sooo the birthday girl selling wood for $1,000?! Lmaoooo
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Eve Thee Explorer ™️ @damnek.blacksky.app · 02/09/2026
Horny be me
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jesus…
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fantasia said “If you don’t want me then don’t talk to me. Go ahead and free yourself” but y’all wasn’t listening.
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ve been rewatching A Different World and these Whitley vs Kinu moments are a ki 😂😂😂
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Whenever there’s a collective expression of grief for a musician passing, esp from Black folk, there’s always at least one Negroid talmbout “Oh NOW y’all fans?” or “You can’t even name their songs” 🙄 Why are y’all like that?! Lol
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We said “DONALD!” Why, Lawd?! Why?! 😭😭
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There are like 8,000 birthdays being celebrated this weekend. I’m so mothafuckin tired lol
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This LA Jazz Festival fiasco is so messed up 😞
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The season finale of X-Men ‘97 was underwhelming as fuck.
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Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The idea of having in-laws already makes me anxious. Having nonBlack in-laws??
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Care Bear Jumping Back
Alt: Care Bear Jumping Back
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The way Nightcrawler whooped everybody’s ass in the latest episode lmaoooo #XMen97
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I shoulda known my night/morning was about to be some bullshit when I chased that swig of gin with some Cutwater in that man’s car lol
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I still feel like I love Tyla’s first album way more than her second, but there are a few bops on there that really BOP for me such as “That Girl” and “Hot Tubs”
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The new Spider-Man movie was great
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That was some AI version of me y’all saw out in the streets last night. The real Jacquar was at home reading his bible.
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
*Spend Dat playing* Friend 1: *singing along* Friend 2: *Iyanla voice* Do you know what Spend Dat meant to Harriet Tubman?! Me: It meant a SLAVE AUCTION!
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Happy Friday
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Our people are gonna lose it if the next thing they say we can’t eat is crab legs.
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m supposed be staying in but I made the mistake of drinking a Cutwater as I was cooking dinner and now it’s whispering in my ear “Get dressed.” 🥴
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
As a friend, how you gonna refuse to properly RSVP to invitations and barely ever show up to things you’re invited to then complain when the invites seem to stop coming your way? Lol
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Wtf Confused Nick Young Meme
ALT: Wtf Confused Nick Young Meme
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
“Avoid fresh produce” is such an insane thing to read. That’s the bulk of what I eat. All because of explosive diarrhea inducing parasites?! 🫪
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We were out at Trunks and saw this guy that favored Bad Bunny…..and my friend referred to him as “Bad Hamster”
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I’m really leaning into the reality that I truly do deserve whatever the fuck I want.
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Jesus💀
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
“I think you really did just open up 3 holes.” is the sweetest thing anyone has said to me all week.
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Bruh… X-Men ‘97 is SO good
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Very Old Pic of D. Gray @blurbette.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
Upper?!?!
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
All niggas know how to do is LIE lol
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Overstimulated and understimulated all at the same time lol
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“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I am a SLUT for a good deli sandwich + kettle cooked chips.
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
You sissies are something else because why would a complete stranger walk up to me at the let-out talmbout “I heard you Sweet Dick Willy. Someone told me you got that thang on ya” 💀
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
He’s on a boat today, y’all!
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
All these humps, good gracious 🤤🤤
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
There’s a woman over on Threads holding a lighter to a piece of lettuce from a salad she bought in an attempt to convince us her salad comprises of fake ingredients because the lettuce won’t ignite…
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well lemme rewatch season 1 of Avatar so I can go straight into season 2. Can’t wait!!
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Before you attempt to guilt trip me into supporting certain endeavors of yours solely on the basis of us being “friends,” please ask yourself when was the last time you even checked in and asked me how tf I’m doing.
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy Crybaby…I mean…Happy Cancer season! I luh y’all!! ❤️
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I fell in love at least four separate times last night lmao
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💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Watching this Ecuador vs Curaçao soccer match and all I hear is a very loud ass train.
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