💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Ask ChatGPT how you’d look if I beat yo ass for playing with me 000
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Imma have to do a grand re-re-rewatch of the previous seasons. It’s been so damn long 🫠 001
Reposted by 💙Thee Green Witch 🇵🇷🎮💚 @snarkbreathing.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Someone please drill a hole in its neck 🤭😂 2317
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I had to pretend as if I remembered so many people over this past weekend lol 100
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Fantasia said “If you don’t want me then don’t talk to me. Go ahead and free yourself” but y’all wasn’t listening. 111
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I’ve been rewatching A Different World and these Whitley vs Kinu moments are a ki 😂😂😂 100
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Whenever there’s a collective expression of grief for a musician passing, esp from Black folk, there’s always at least one Negroid talmbout “Oh NOW y’all fans?” or “You can’t even name their songs” 🙄 Why are y’all like that?! Lol 110
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 24/08/2026There are like 8,000 birthdays being celebrated this weekend. I’m so mothafuckin tired lol 000
Reposted by 💙Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔ @thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The idea of having in-laws already makes me anxious. Having nonBlack in-laws??static.klipy.comCare Bear Jumping BackAlt: Care Bear Jumping Back 0114
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 05/08/2026The way Nightcrawler whooped everybody’s ass in the latest episode lmaoooo #XMen97 000
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I shoulda known my night/morning was about to be some bullshit when I chased that swig of gin with some Cutwater in that man’s car lol 000
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I still feel like I love Tyla’s first album way more than her second, but there are a few bops on there that really BOP for me such as “That Girl” and “Hot Tubs” 100
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 28/07/2026That was some AI version of me y’all saw out in the streets last night. The real Jacquar was at home reading his bible. 011
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026*Spend Dat playing* Friend 1: *singing along* Friend 2: *Iyanla voice* Do you know what Spend Dat meant to Harriet Tubman?! Me: It meant a SLAVE AUCTION! 000
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Our people are gonna lose it if the next thing they say we can’t eat is crab legs. 010
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I’m supposed be staying in but I made the mistake of drinking a Cutwater as I was cooking dinner and now it’s whispering in my ear “Get dressed.” 🥴 000
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 16/07/2026As a friend, how you gonna refuse to properly RSVP to invitations and barely ever show up to things you’re invited to then complain when the invites seem to stop coming your way? Lolstatic.klipy.comWtf Confused Nick Young MemeALT: Wtf Confused Nick Young Meme 000
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026“Avoid fresh produce” is such an insane thing to read. That’s the bulk of what I eat. All because of explosive diarrhea inducing parasites?! 000
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026We were out at Trunks and saw this guy that favored Bad Bunny…..and my friend referred to him as “Bad Hamster” 000
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I’m really leaning into the reality that I truly do deserve whatever the fuck I want. 000
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 10/07/2026“I think you really did just open up 3 holes.” is the sweetest thing anyone has said to me all week. 120
Reposted by 💙“how many thickles can you eat?” -silas dogood @pants-so-short.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I am a SLUT for a good deli sandwich + kettle cooked chips. 77536
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026You sissies are something else because why would a complete stranger walk up to me at the let-out talmbout “I heard you Sweet Dick Willy. Someone told me you got that thang on ya” 💀 000
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026There’s a woman over on Threads holding a lighter to a piece of lettuce from a salad she bought in an attempt to convince us her salad comprises of fake ingredients because the lettuce won’t ignite… 000
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Well lemme rewatch season 1 of Avatar so I can go straight into season 2. Can’t wait!! 000
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Before you attempt to guilt trip me into supporting certain endeavors of yours solely on the basis of us being “friends,” please ask yourself when was the last time you even checked in and asked me how tf I’m doing. 030
💙 @jacquar.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Watching this Ecuador vs Curaçao soccer match and all I hear is a very loud ass train. 000