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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 33m

Good morning for a Gorn mourning Morn.

Image of a Gorn in mourning over Morn in an open casket.

"How many Morns could a mourning Gorn mourn if a mourning Gorn could mourn Morns?"

jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 11h

She's demonstrating how Americans can combat high food prices by milking ghosts. Mild demonic possession is a small price to pay for otherwise free ghost milk.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 14h

Also why does it look like she's milking a ghost.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 15h

My shitty phone and fat thumb trying to type 'things' and turning it into 'the ngs'

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 16h

I'm convinced if the ngs keep going like this I will have to become mountain folk and live above the tree line.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 17h

Yeah but dilute Aperol in a spritz, I always thought looked like:

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 17h

That does sound to be about the right color.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 19h

I don't see a walk-in, but I do see lots of counters and meat chaos. Dang I was half kidding but now I really do need to check them out.

Meet fridges absolutely packed with meat piles.

Three food counters abutting a buffet in an L shape.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 20h

Hmm, this place near me recently opened up and I've heard they have amazing pierogies... Fine, you've twisted my arm, I'll check them out.

Golden Hex European Food Market - opened in the ruins of the old Rite Aid in downtown Cary NC.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 20h

Disillusioned with the lack of profit potential in baby making? Get in on the *real* action of baby trading:

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 21h

If you've got the time and interest - Monica Byrne is quite awesome, so check it out.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 22h

Considering my favorite weather is when I can comfortably burrito myself in a heated fuzzy blanket, that does sound like a kind of hell to me.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 22h

I mean there's that old saying, "they're not really Greeks if you can't see them cheeks."

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 22h

It's like these joyless fucks don't know that books, puzzles, games and riddles exist.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 22h

I'd say that guy should run for his local government, but he already likes what he does and is good at it so why chase misery.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 23h

Whatever fuckery happened with Bluesky this morning seems to have reverted accessibility settings. It turned off "require alt text" which I had set on.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 23h

So I kinda feel like the day I quit/shifted to vaping was a disaster for the tobacco industry and a boon to the equally slimy vaping industry (which may in fact be the same industry)?

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 23h

Unfortunately when I made the mistake of smoking I was also on a medication that apparently drastically predisposes one to non-stop chain smoking (basically amplifies addictive tendancies). Shit man, I don't think I own a single thing from back then. Everything I owned was tar stained and stank.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I have a case of my favorite bourbon set aside for my friends and neighbors to celebrate that day. So I know what'll happen, but I sure as hell am not going to remember much of it.

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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

"When an eel meets a horse And they have intercourse That's a moray" - Dean Martin, The Caddy (1953)

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

See that's good to know. I would have thought it would be something like this, but that's probably like taking your work home

Scorpion and reaper hot sauce, Elijah's Extreme Regret

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yeah the experience gave me a lot more respect for people who make it

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Was kind of thankful they had such a thoughtful multi stage screening. Freezing like that on air would have been borderline traumatic

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I bombed in college jeopardy tryouts. Did good enough on the written screener but absolutely tanked the simulated game. Just... Froze

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

hell yes

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Don't believe politicians peddling the idea of the poor farmer to excuse or get away with shit like this. youtu.be/g9xEKq-fiRs?...

youtu.be

The Sweet Potato Farm Where Workers Keep Dying

YouTube video by Farm to Taber

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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Periodic reminder that guillotines are the moderate solution

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@GottaLaff @gottalaff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

👇🏼

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I was always disappointed this wasn't a colonoscopy joke, but it kinda works:

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wait, he actually is the third? So his dad was Briscoe Cain Jr? I told someone he was the third to make that joke but I thought I was lying.

static.klipy.com

Bruce Campbell as Brisco County Jr. Hat Tip

ALT: Bruce Campbell as Brisco County Jr. Hat Tip

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The first one looks cute and cheerful. The second one looks like soulless slop that I suspect is going to try to sell me some fake mobile game.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

His full name is Briscoe Cain III, you're thinking of his father Briscoe Cain, Jr.

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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 05/10/2026

it is interesting that I can't find any mainstream media coverage of Altman's sister Annie going viral on social media over the weekend for uploading footage of the first hour of her deposition in her lawsuit against him (one of two) in which she is alleging years of CSA

theguardian.com

Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman

Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh no, the crushing weight of attention:

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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just a reminder: Tillis persuaded the woman Hegseth allegedly raped to come forward with her story, and told her that if she did, it would sink the nomination. She did. At great risk to herself. Tillis then cast the deciding vote for Hegseth. Because he’s a goddamned coward.

ms.now

Outgoing Sen. Tillis regrets pivotal vote for Hegseth: ‘He’s an actor. He’s not a manager’

Outgoing Sen. Thom Tillis spoke to MS NOW about regretting his vote to confirm Pete Hegseth and his strained relationship with Trump.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There's a difference between differing and even vastly differing from source materials and what feels - at times - like antipathy for not only original material but even other adaptations. And hell - as I said - sometimes that's kinda fun.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It does seem we're spoiled for choice these days, if you're into adaptations by people who feel like they hate the source material. I mean sometimes that's good, Heinlein and Card deserve some hard side eye from their adapted works. But yeah this series felt weird.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Faraway Paladin looks like it's available to try for free on audible though - so maybe worth a listen for you to see if it's up their alley? www.audible.com/series/The-F...

audible.com

The Faraway Paladin

Listen to The Faraway Paladin audiobooks on Audible. Immerse yourself in the series as it was meant to be heard. Free trial available!

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If we're talking more general fantasy... Mushishi might be too old/mature (themes of loss more so than violence or sex or anything like that - but handles them well)? Maybe Little Witch Academia?

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Hmm, the Faraway Paladin is surprisingly wholesome, but yeah very battle focused. I remember Restaurant to Another world being kind of a weird delight but it's more about people bonding over food and hyper realistic food art than the fantasy. Low bloodshed is more of a challenge than it should be.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh neat, the 2027 previews have started coming out.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Anyone who isn't onboard with a "reckoning with corruption" agenda is... kinda suspect to me.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Yes but do you have a contra-base washtub banjo drum? hmmm?

Base drum and washtub turned into a weird cello banjo thing.

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jacobwisner.bsky.social @jacobwisner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don't think people like him even remember what they believe in or who they are anymore.

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