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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 54m
As always, fuck Kirk Gibson and everything he stands for. This message brought to you by a still bitter Mets fan.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Too bad Herb Score never had a Score card.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bob Feller might have something to say about that but the technology didn't exist then.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
See, the secret ingredient for them, as always, is hypocrisy.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My First Fidrych™ was from my brother's pile of cards that I inherited/stole when I was 8. I had only heard of him from TWIB references.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I got one of those NY Knights hats when I bought a special edition of The Natural on DVD. I love that hat, it both amuses and confuses people when I wear it.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Because no one in their right mind would listen to his opinions with anything but mild amusement and slight worry.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Blow jobs! But I think the useless orange fuckstick would be the one giving them.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
RIP
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Is 1984 taking the picture?
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
That's a funny name...
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I have it on good authority that he's got mad hits.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Bill Chicken Sandwich is kind of on the nose.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Gotta give them what they want...
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I saw (and got an autograph!) from Mets legend Lou Thornton - 16 games played.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Much like Flavoraid benefits from idiots talking about Drinking the Kool-Aid, Bruce Sutter benefits from Bobby Bonilla Day because Bruce's deferred contract was far worse. Therefore, in my head Sutter's nickname is Flavoraid.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Mr. Bases Loaded!
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
You know what USA team has won 4 World Cups and didn't need the president to step in and cheat for them? The Women's soccer team.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I loved this stupid set when it came out. Between this and Topps Tek, I had so many big thick stupid cards in 1998.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'd take that 2-3-4 in my lineup.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fun fact: they have been out of the playoff race since the middle of April.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It's a pity they never made a three generation card with all the Bells. Or Boones for that matter.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Five for one sighting!
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Semi-blasphemy: I like the non 3-D set from this year best of all the Kelloggs sets.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I got mad hits like i was, well, yeah.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Who's in the truck for Apple, Stevie Wonder?
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I know Gorman Thomas is not a handsome man, but this is giving off Sloth love Chunk vibes.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
This card has a lot of weight for the Mets fan. Amos Otis for Joe Foy. Jim Fregosi for Nolan Ryan (and three others) but they initially asked for Gary Gentry. The trades made and the trades not made.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
No 16 year old girlfriend who got an abortion? It's like these guys aren't even trying anymore.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My brother and I still make fun of this commercial. Why having seething hatred of a player when you can have mockery? www.youtube.com/watch?v=59GY...
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1989 - Gentle Enough for Orel Hershiser
YouTube video by TheClassicSports
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
He showers two, three, four times a day.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Boing!
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
He's not an athlete lady, he's a ballplayer.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Peach jam 4lyfe!
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Still hate marmalade and lima beans, I did come around about beets. Brussel sprouts are entirely different than when we were kids, they have been bred to be much less bitter.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I did this with Steve Ontiveros once, still the oddest name to have two players with the same name that are not related.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Less of a WHEEEEEEE and more of a BOOOOOIIIING! but hey, it's your thing.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
But they're still the Jets.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It's always best when the trash takes itself out.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is the literary equivalent of George Carlin's assertion that "the people against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place" and the Venn diagram of both groups is pretty much a circle.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I'm beginning to think that letting a bunch of unqualified grifters run the country was a bad idea.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I never realized Lopes didn't get started in the majors until he was 27. A rare personnel blunder by the Dodgers back then.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
One of only three guys (with Raul Ibanez and Hank Sauer) to hit more homers in his 40s than his 20s.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
How about you answer the question you useless orange cocksucker?
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
This is nonsense, he usually replaces them with someone MORE evil and incompetent.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
If I had 20 chances, I wouldn't have guessed Terry Turner as #1 in Cleveland games played.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Funny, we are still waiting for all the war profiteers from the W administration to face any consequences for their illegal actions. Shit, Cheney and Rumsfeld are dead already. Ugh.
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
A Giant? **faints**
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Max @jacobmrley.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
But I cared that they won and have been waiting ever since.
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