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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 16h

Gutenberg, sweating: "That's a thicc Bible."

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 16h

Just read your kid a book. Good grief.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

"I've put a couple of kids in the hospital." Hundreds, actually. Including the first kid from 2006 with permanent kidney damage. We are in the absolute worst timeline.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm so excited to announce our newest product, White Claw Zero+. It's the White Claw Zero you know and love, but with a shot of tequila in every can!

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why do white nationalists always look like Scooby-Doo villains?

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's a perfect three-course meal in put-down form.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In the 90s I had a PC chess game. I would have the computer play itself (with both sides as Bobby Fisher) and watch what happened, which was a stalemate every time. This is giving me those same vibes.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They're deleting your account but leaving the blue checkmark.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A seven-year-old servant? Times were so different back then.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Ooh, a dangerous extremist. *shaking in my boots*

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

A pedophile Republican leader and a guy pretending to be a Christian so he can steal your money? We're getting soooooo close!

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Michael Tracey in 1995: "The LAPD did a horrible job on the O.J. case. You know who would have been perfect? John Wayne Gacy."

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"...uses leading AI models to calculate the probability of AI-related disasters." AI: I would never kill you, scouts honor.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

No beardos, no weirdos, no dodging the draft, no being cut in half!

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I live in Idaho and I'm pretty sure my house will be oceanfront property in my lifetime. Sucks for Oregon, though.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Downsizing during an inflation, hoping to raise his stock price for Q2.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My man looks like his most prized possession is a beer cooler autographed by Spuds Mackenzie.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That's a "bless your heart" picture if I ever saw one.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*JACOB (mid-40s overweight Leftist, blaring an audiobook about Palestine) responds: "JFC."

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In the 90s it was a doping scandal, now it's a Poping scandal.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That's not how that works. That's not how anything works.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

So you play 162 games and then have a best of 3 series? That's absurd. #mlb

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It's legal, but frowned upon by people with a conscience.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

To hear someone talking about the value a coach brings to a university versus the value a professor brings? I know that many universities are basically football programs that also teach some classes, but he's talking about it like a CEO at a stockholder meeting. Gross.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That was tough to hear, but I'm glad you both can share so others know they're not alone. Thank you both.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Are we talking about legality or morality? Because I don't see the usefulness of posting her name. Is it legal to post her name? Yes. Is it moral? That depends on the purpose. You seem to equivocate her naming of the alleged perpetrators to that of naming her. But to what end?

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Your dreams have trademark infringement laws? How visceral.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Croced and Loaded? I don't like Croced. I feel it should be Croc'd.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I can hold a grudge unnecessarily. Cleveland got one with LeBron and that's all they get.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The White Sox were garbage the past two years, but are resurgent because they have the Papal blessing or something. The Red Sox because Bill Buckner is dead and can't hurt them anymore. Either one is a great choice.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I love seeing a wide assortment of colorful outfits in the wild, but not in the mirror.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Are they finally giving penance for the Rams-Saints game?

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

How dare you make me sing this in my head and then want to jump up and dance to it while waking up my family?! Although I guess it's okay. I mean, they'd understand. They know we have to defeat the Huns.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What a bittersweet start to the season. High expectations tend to fall flat, but not this quickly.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You look like the surveillance photo of the international drug smuggler that is shown in a spy movie. Very cool.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Alas, poor Yorick! I fucked him, Horatio.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

*watching sap run down my windows* "Why is my ceiling bowed in?"

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Team Hope was 2008. Now I'm Team Cope. Trying to cope with the insanity around me.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Yeah, my quality of life sure has improved since my coworker's husband was deported and she's now raising four children by herself. It's soooo great to think about the sadness in her eyes. FFS.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm excited to smoke my unregulated cigs on my way to the unregulated mine where I work 17 hours a day for 30 cents.

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Guy Who's Trying ⁸⁶⁴⁷ @jacobgood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When I get home from work (after Claude guides me there like a lost child) I often bang my head against the front door because I have no idea how to open it. After my wife asks Gemini how to open the door from the inside, she finally lets me in and we stare slack-jawed at each other. True love.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026

"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5

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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party

“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...

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