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Jacob Geller

@jacobgeller.com
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Makes the most normal videos on YouTube. Also a cohort on MinnMax. jacobgeller.com

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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 28/09/2026
Happy first anniversary to my first wife 😍
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 27/09/2026
Honey, this one's eating my popcorn!
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 23/09/2026
Some games use infection as an aesthetic. Others use it as a strategy. youtu.be/LWz7u1sf67U
thumbnail for video, "Gaming's Infectious Era" over a human head with floral/fungal growth within it
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 22/09/2026
NEBULA VIDEO DAY: video games as objects we infect, and are infected by nebula.tv/videos/jacob...
pink flowers being distorted behind text that says "there is only one thought"quote, "the change was as extreme, a biological mathematician wrote, as if humans had developed the capacity to eat wood"
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 20/09/2026
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
What product placement worked on you? I still eat Combos because probably 18 years ago, Shawn made a joke about them on Psych
poster for Psych on USAbag of cheese Combos
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 16/09/2026
Multiple people spent months on this
Email: GFiber is now gFiber - the same internet you love, now with a bright new look.
New look.
Same gFiber.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 13/09/2026
The TSA signage and slogans are constructing an interesting separate reality
Sign with woman on a mountain spreading her arms: TSA PRECHECK, BE THERE AT YOUR BESTWoman holding an ID: BE YOUR
REALID
SELF
MAKE A PLAN BY
OCTOBER 1, 2021
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 12/09/2026
Sorry to Slay the Spire post but I just won my first A10 as defect and I cruised through so easily I had a leftover Ambergris AND Entropic brew
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 10/09/2026
Wolverine embargo is up and I think it is...not good at all! The game attempts very little and succeeds at even less. Relentlessly uninteresting combat, largely shallow characters, stale level design. A fascinating example of AAA polish on a hollow shell of an idea.
wolverine in Insomniac's new game
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 08/09/2026
My aunt just posted vacation pictures containing a near-perfect replica of the Ace Combat Dog
Picture of two people on big flat plain with two golden retrievers smiling placidlyScreencap from ace combat 7 cutscene with a png of a golden retriever in exactly the same pose
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 07/09/2026
Met @foldablehuman.bsky.social and he said "we have to take a picture so people stop confusing our videos for each other's" (I don't think it's going to work)
Jacob Geller and Dan Olson posing
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 03/09/2026
IF you live in New York AND would like to see me do some very silly comedy...good news! Check this shit out! caveat.nyc/events/aboli...
ABOLISH EVERYTHING
FRI, SEP 25, 10:00 PM
Abolish Everything is a fast-paced, low-stakes comedy debate show! Comedians roast their pet peeves. A panel of improvisers grills them with questions. The audience decides what gets abolished-and the most persuasive lobbyist receives the ultimate corrupt bribe: a bag of coins with a dollar sign on it.
Hosted by Chandler Dean (The New Yorker, McSweeney's)
Featuring monologues from:
Tessa Belle
James Folta
Jacob Geller
Akilah Hughes
And rebuttal from:
Rachel Coster
Rekha Shankar
Glo Tavarez
Andy Vega
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 02/09/2026
I'm keeping track
Mr Beast book selling "4 digits"Olivia Nuzzi's book sells 1200 copiesJohn Fetterman's book sells 2600 copiesGrim reaper meme, going door to door from Fetterman's book to Nuzzi's book to Mr. Beast's book, reaper labeled "beloved essayist jacob geller'
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 31/08/2026
Embargo is up so I can say oh my GOD I LOVE ONIMUSHA!!!!! Straight up, the most beautiful clashing steel has ever felt in a game. Every moment of combat is a joy. Instantly in the canon of Great Sword Games for me. (more on @minnmax.com this week)
Screenshot of Onimusha, main character looking at gauntlet
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 31/08/2026
Thank god they remastered dark souls
Dark Souls remastered options screen awkwardly stretched over a horizontal and vertical monitor, basically unusable
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 26/08/2026
Formative life experiences happened at Dollywood
Young Jacob standing in front of the Thunderhead wooden coaster at DollywoodYoung Jacob terrified on the wooden "Thunderhead" coaster, next to his delighted looking father and various other riders
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 26/08/2026
Here in the south, we hunt big bucks a little differently
A big buck hunter arcade cabinet with a terminator and a zombie on it
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 22/08/2026
Trying to remember which button is where on the switch controller
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 21/08/2026
Ain't no fuckin way AI could pull this shit off
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 20/08/2026
Jacob animorph-ing into a fighter jet. Animorphs font text says "Ace Combat"
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 19/08/2026
The fantasy of Ace Combat is becoming something greater than human — faster, stronger, more beautiful and terrible. This journey has consumed me. Have you ever known that you are a triumph? youtu.be/5Cr0p0SmDxU
thumbnail: Jacob lifting a VR headset and holding a joystick, while fighter jets fly in the background
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 18/08/2026
CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE?
Ad from the back of a game informer: 

ONE OF THESE IMAGES IS REAL.
THE OTHER 2 ARE FROM ACE COMBAT 6.
CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE?

With three pictures of fighter jets
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 18/08/2026
New video, on Ace Combat, digital flight, and the desire to become something other than human, is available now on Nebula nebula.tv/videos/jacob...
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/08/2026
Spent the past week playing Mortal Shell II and am pleased to report it's generally quite successful and good! Quickest possible pitch is "for anyone who wanted a little more Sekiro in their Elden Ring," but it's got more than enough of its own character. (more on @minnmax.com this week)
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 13/08/2026
Email to engineers subject line
Dead space image, "cut off their limbs" scrawled in blood on wall
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 11/08/2026
Timeline cleanse, actual early Peanuts strips
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 10/08/2026
rt to hold space 4 gamers #space4gamers
Any Austin from YouTube in a blank void, with #space4gamers written in the upper right corner. From his recent video on the last of us.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 08/08/2026
This is the best video on YouTube
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 08/08/2026
I've referenced this video too many times over the years but I still think about this line every time I play a fighting game youtu.be/lHOIQ6By8Xg?...
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 08/08/2026
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 08/08/2026
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 07/08/2026
I have played and enjoyed "MOLDRISE"
creepy man peering out from behind door in the game "moldrise"
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 07/08/2026
it wasn't actually sent as an email lmao
duskbloods "you were selected to participate"drew barrymore in donnie darko looking slightly happier
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 07/08/2026
opening up my empty email
drew barrymore screaming from the film "donnie darko"
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 05/08/2026
Okay that one's on me I should have included "game" in the search
google search pathogenic cancerous enhancerlots of results dealing with cancer studiesa screenshot of the game pathogenic
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 04/08/2026
didn't watch the fire emblem direct, why is everyone talking about the Watchmen TV show OST
NUN WITH A MOTHERF*&*ING GUN | Watchmen OST by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 04/08/2026
Jacob looking like temu James in the return to silent hill movieThe iconic mirror shot from silent hill 2, James looking at himself
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 04/08/2026
Frame of Jacob highlighted by the moon in a large empty room from the end of his video "the future is an empty room"
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 04/08/2026
Hard to overstate just how bonkers the final couple levels of Denshattack! get
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 03/08/2026
I think they were saying that I was painting what the religion is about with too broad a brush, thereby excluding Jews who don't think it's all about healing the world. Which feels a bit like this
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 03/08/2026
This is a barely changed quote from Hillel, from the Talmud. Moreover, I am not saying this is true to every Jew. This is what Judaism is, to me. Take a breath.
The William Davidson Talmud
There was another incident involving one gentile who came before Shammai and said to Shammai:
Convert me on condition that you teach me the entire Torah while I am standing on one foot. Shammai pushed him away with the builder's cubit in his hand. This was a
common measuring stick and Shammai was a builder by trade. The same gentile came before Hillel. He converted him and said to him: That
which is hateful to you do not do to another; that is the entire Torah, and the rest is its interpretation. Go study.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 03/08/2026
Just got sent this cartoon from @thankyoumoon on tumblr and I'd be lying if I said I wasn't cryin in the club a little right now
First panel: sad bird on ground. "I'm just disillusioned. It feels like there's not supposed to be room for both Jewishness and activism. What if it's true you have to be an immoral person to be Jewish? Is it even worth it to be Jewish? Does it even mean anything?

Second panel: Unseen figure puts hand on bird's shoulder

Third panel: Bird looks at picture of Jacob Geller. "YouTube video essayist Jacob Geller???" 

Fourth panel: "No. It doesn't. You are anyway."

Fifth panel: Jacob figure pointing at bird, bird wearing yalmuke, holding lulav and bagel. "Now go. Be the annoying Jew everyone knows" "Thank you mr. geller!"
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 03/08/2026
(unbelievably annoying boss) this is so fucking sick
a giant flying aircraft carrier that looks like a manta ray
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 01/08/2026
The Ace Combat 6 domestic bits somehow look like early Heavy Rain cutscenes
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 28/07/2026
How do y'all drink your iced tea
A full pour of iced tea in a novelty giant baseball pitcherJacob holding the novelty pitcher of tea
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 27/07/2026
Close!!
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 26/07/2026
Sometimes you just read a good sentence (fragment) From "Angel Down" by Daniel Kraus
and how many times, while the flaking paint of the apartment flapped like shamefly wings from the vibrations of the organist downstairs, had Cyril tried to pull his father from his whirlpool of ponderings, pull him literally by the sleeve, only for the Bishop to gently, crushingly, extricate his son’s fingers and hand him the Bible to read, the way Red Cross nurses give a man about to be amputated a rag to bite on, like all the answers were in this book, you only had to be willing to let them drive you insane,
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