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Mac Johnson

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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Bread
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hideo Kojima making a quick note of “Rodeo Hercules”
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My name is Maximus Decimus…
Russell Crowe with a speech bubble
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What this summer camp registration form could really use is a few mattress ads.
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Noel Murray @noelmu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Well, I know what they're *not* talking about.
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
IIIIIIIT’S ALL RIGHT CUZ SHE’LL
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Imagine your dad struggling to say something about you and finally saying "he's a person I've known for a long time."
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live: Spoon My Morning Jacket Jack White (solo and w/ The Dead Weather) Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds Pulp The Darkness Mavis Staples Brian Wilson Robert Dylan Bob Plant
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Wait till he finds out about the Coens.
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Can’t believe I’m saying this, but come back to VA, JD!
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Gofundme to buy JD Vance a couple Flyers tickets.
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
“Please [don’t] clap”
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
At least the $15 beer comes in a frosty 4oz mug.
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Scott Tobias @scotttobias.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The Moody Blues 🎵:
"Shells and White Cheddar" to the tune of "Nights in White Satin."
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell
A very normal guy holding a sign that says “ask me why you deserve to burn in hell.”
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Samwise Bentley
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Cyberbullying is getting out of hand
Push notification from a school app that says “Learn More About the Virgin…”
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Steve isn’t here anymore, but he always posted this picture on Hanukkah so I thought we could carry on his tradition and remember him.
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Thursday reading: Thomas Kinkade's Wikipedia page
Kinkade became drunk at a Siegfried & Roy magic show in Las Vegas and began shouting "Codpiece! Codpiece!" at the performers. Eventually he was calmed by his mother.
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Their legs don’t even go that way
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
My white whale
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Mac Johnson @jacmohnson.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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