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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Buddha on spring surrounded by dahlias, holding a button reading "your vote matters."
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Motherfucking #decorativeGourdSeason!
An inedible yellow gourd, with a deliciously long stem/snout, and googly eyes.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"social liberalism." I'm a square headed Scandinavian, I guess.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fox Mulder's "I want to believe" poster with a unicorn pooping a rainbow.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dare to dream, AMC Pacer. Dare to dream.
A hideously hued orange AMC pacer with an absurdly large airscoop on the engine hood.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In his mind, it went something like this.
Publicity photo of Sylvester Stallone as Judge Dredd, wherein he barks "I am the law!"
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Civilians." Yes. We human creatures.
A "Magic The Gathering" card titled "Creature - Human Citizen," and illustrated with a medieval woman looking into the distance.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
TIL there's a fungus named Spongiforma squarepantsii.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I hated almost everything on the radio except "The Immigrants' Song." So Thrifty Drug Store in San Rafael got my...what? Let's say two-weeks' allowance.
Led Zeppelin III album cover
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
More cities should follow Seattle's example, and have a wall of used gum a block long.
Old city brick wall covered in wads of used, multi-colored chewing gum, many dripping from pipes.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Blessed be those who even lift.
Illustration of Jesus holding a loaded barbell. His forearms ripple with super-pastoral strength.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Deadlines be damned. I'm juicing on 8-bit graphics, today.
A game frame featuring Manosphere bro Theo Von with a word bubble reading "cocaine will turn you into a damn OWL, homie."
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Bluesky, the Lambada of social networks.
A screenshot of a blank Bluesky home page, branded with a red "Forbidden!" slash across the vacant content area.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
When I goggled Soliciter General Sauer, I was surprised to discover he looks nothing akin to his sound-alike, the late comedic actor Roy Brocksmith.
A screenshot of Roy Brocksmith from his role in 1990's "Total Recall."
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
His book was an interesting read, if nothing else, for lurid details about Man Ray, and the fact Hodel grew up in the John Sowden House.
Exterior shot of the LLoyd Wright-designed, Mayan-influenced John Sowden House.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Evi Morandi and Norma Bengell in Mario Bava's "Planet of the Vampires."
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
TFW you need snow shoes to dump your compost.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Mention that to Ruby Bridges.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Our nation needs a hero, and that badass is Erica Sinclair.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Who wears the Daddy Saddle?
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Why is it so difficult to find a can of bread in Massachusetts, the home of canned bread?
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
God forbid a woman direct "Triumph of the Will," either. 🙄
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Yes. In the Northeast, we like to set out bear feeders filled with the stuff.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
There's nothing that can't be improved with googly eyes, including centerpieces. Also, it's still Festive Goard Season, mothafuckets.
A centerpiece with pine cone4s and two crinkly, inedible goards decorated with little googly eyes, scarves and hats.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Scene from The Godfather II with Hymen Roth telling Michael Corleone that "this is the business we've chosen."
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
The rules are clearly posted.
Sign from the movie "Wayne's World" reading "No Stairway to Heaven."
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Say what you want, but Men's Warehouse specializes in timeless classics.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Summer time and Cony Island's Freak Bar is easy. #cyanotype, bleach and dyes.
Image of woman in the Freak Bar during Cony Island's Mermaid Parade expressing herself loudly.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
"Best Burning Constitution ever, bro."
Getty image photo of Musk at the 2025 Inauguration, staring into space like a tripping bovine.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I Think I Saw Him On The Connecticut Shore. #cyanotype, dyes and bleach.
Cyanotype print of a gazebo in winter with a partial silhouette of a man in hat and trench coat.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
The Bunny knows what you're up to. #cyanotype on birchbark.
Cyanotype of girl in bunny mask near Seaside Sannitareum.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Have you ever had that dream..? #cyanotype with bleach, pigment and pencils.
Cyanotype of shed in winter on dyed paper, and terrified, undead youth running away.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Winter is i-goin' out. #cyanotype print of creek in Vermont
Photo of a snow-and-ice dappled creek near Stowe, Vermont last month, printed via cyanotype on watercolor paper.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Thank God for cheap eggs, at least. #cyanotype
Cyanotype print of ancient barn crumbling into the Erie Canal with the banner "Your DOGE at work."
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
"Look at me! I'm very long!" It's an unusually effective bid for a hike through the forest. #dog
Lean black dog stretched out on the floor, blepping tongue.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Sure, there's winter sports. But the reason I'll keep coming back to northern VT is this donut joint in Morrisville. They have - bar none - the best apple fritter in the northeast.
The front exterior of North Country Donuts
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Took the dog for a 4-mile hike through the forest and maybe it should have been 8.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
My dog dresses in blaze orange in the forest, year round. She's also way more articulate than a K-addled, cow-handed billionaire numpty.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 21/06/2024
My brother in law has Fat Louie
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 30/04/2024
From a friend at NYU:
Screen shot of text reading: "Omg this man is bonkers lol. I met a girl at a Stern alumni event in LA and she said that he rewarded students who did well with the weirdest things. One was direct eye contact without interruption for ten seconds and the other was to let him give you his scarf for a week."
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 24/04/2024
The onion, as always, frames it perfectly.
A screenshot of an onion article featuring a photo of former mayor DeBlasio, with the headline "Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?"
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
For an optional $1500, they'll include an Precipitation Thrust Ejector, to disperse sagging accumulations of rain on the roof.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
Seems he deleted his manly tweet. But his feed was something else. Por ejemplo:
A screenshot of the user's pride in his Twitter analytics, reading "Paying off my cybertruck one post at a time. Thanks for the ad revenue, Elon!"
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
As you wish.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 26/11/2023
Right you are, sir.
Screenshot of Lady Penelope's chauffeur Parker, from "Thunderbirds Are Go."
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
One more week 'til Halloween, Halloween One more week 'til Halloween, Silver Shamrock.
Silver Shamrock Novelties logo from the movie Halloween 4.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
Who's the Luckiest Guy From The Lower East Side? (Hint: Trump was from Queens)
Booking photos for Trump and Lucky Luciano, both with white shirts, ties and raised eyebrows.
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
My typical twitter experience, over and over again.
Twitter dialogue reading "Something went wrong. Try reloading."
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
When you post on FB on IG, an edit button appears. Hit that, and there'll be a couple of options, including alt-text (see screenshot). I only learned this on Blue Sky, and it should have been promoted all along by Meta's companies.
Screenshot of FB posting dialogue for an image, which includes two buttons, one of which is "Edit"
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Jack Taylor @jacktaylor.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
Eggselent
Vincent Price portraying the villain Egghead on the 60s TV show Batman.
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