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Eric

@jacksoneem.bsky.social
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The defense not being able to tackle doesn't help either
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
UVA has really been going for it with the transfer portal and NIL spending the last two years. But they will never achieve their ultimate goals with Des Kitchens call plays. He is truly terrible.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is that horseshoe theory?
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The big man is so dumb he’s going to Mr Magoo the entire world into an environmental revolution
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
nevermind
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's taking a while for everyone to realize the ACC is better than the SEC
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m really curious to see what happens to Trump’s coterie of weird goons in 2029. God forbid Rubio or Vance win, but they’ll staff their administration with standard republicans and tech dorks. What happens to these grifters whose only job prospects are with Trump? I don’t know but I bet it’s funny.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What's the point of having hundreds of millions of dollars if you can't tell someone like Robert Kraft to fuck off
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Am I insane or is that Eduardo Perez Jr over Don Jr’s right shoulder?
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
White completely uncovered too, that's a rough one
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Isn't that the point?
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They’re definitely all hoping for wins in 26 and 28 and Thomas and Alito dropping dead so they can solve the problem without having to make an actual brave stance. I’m not confident in the strategy.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hakeem Jeffries absolutely can not be speaker after the midterms if this is the weak ass shit he’s proposing.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Did I solve the problem?
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I don't need to disavow Piker because I've never heard him speak and don't really plan to. That seems like a pretty simple way to resolve this issue. I do not care what he says about anything. He has no relevance to me because he has no ability to affect my life. He's a guy who talks on the internet
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The level of devotion to a gas station convenience store was always pretty weird, but it’s still funny to watch them milkshake duck away all that goodwill in real time.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Save us Clarke Schmidt, you’re our only hope
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Marlins are paying a lot of salary next year and the buyout the year after, its time to move on
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
There was a shootout at football game, one kid died, and the games had to be played on Saturday mornings for several seasons for security reasons.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
At least we had the 90s
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Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
House expansion is crucial. There should be at least 700 House seats.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Can someone poke Brian Cashman with a stick and make sure he’s breathing
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Red Sox is the worst case scenario
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I already called dibs
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Luke Kennard shoots 45% from 3 and gets long listed for a Booker Prize. What a talent.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Close enough
Side by side photos of Emily Watson and Samantha Morton looking indistinguishable
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Some people just weren’t about that van life
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
No one worse at challenging pitches than Jazz Chisolm, I don't know if there is any correlation to the season he's having, but it seems relevant.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Maybe I’ll crumble, but I think I’ll probably just continue not having an opinion on this subject
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
And I’m fully aware that you can’t really spoil a 3000 year old poem, but there’s more to a movie than plot. Can’t people lock it until the weekend is over at least?
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m really on my on odyssey of trying to avoid spoilers for a movie that’s been out for like 36 hours. It’s been a journey.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Angel Studios has definitely produced a few financially successful movies, but I think the larger point still stands. No one cares about any of them after the 2-3 window when they’re released. Sound of Freedom made $250 million only to never be thought of again.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Leo Rotisserie Chicken was a classic junk baller
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This guy is 58 years old. A not insignificant stake in America’s future depends on a steroid related cardiovascular disease taking about 10-15 years off of his life expectancy.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Right?! I’m sure these doofuses will find a way of pretzeling that into a failure because of woke
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Frankly, I’m not that stoked about it either
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Pearl is not loving 100 degrees with a poor AQI
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Also you’re really in your own fantasy land if you think The Odyssey is going to flop. Good luck if you’re trying to buy an IMAX ticket anywhere near a city in the next 10 days
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m very concerned about the little yellow tic tac guys doing Real Witchcraft! But the first guys narrative doesn’t even make sense, Moana and Minions had basically the same opening weekend, how is one a FLOP and one a BOX OFFICE SUCCESS?
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Man, all we wanted was for Jennifer to take over instead of Hank and Hal, and now this is how it ends
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
great catch by that fan too
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Is that a record?
Screenshot from boxofficemojo showing Minions & Monsters making over 16 billion dollars on Friday
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In a neutral soccer match my rooting interests are simple: does your fanbase do that awful screeching whistle the entire time your opponent has the ball? If it does I hate you and want nothing more than your humiliation. Go Canada.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The ‘Feels Like’ temperature here is 111 degrees. The Mall is a sauna on nice days. Anyone who would go there today would have to have the most powerful maga loser energy imaginable. Let em cook, literally
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The problem with Bluesky, a website where people are constantly arguing and correcting each other, is that everyone thinks identically
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Eovaldi hit him right on the elbow
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I've been reading too much nonfiction lately and bumming myself out. I could probably use something pulpy or funny.
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I wonder if when the Maryland side of the Purple Line opens next year it will inspire Virginia to get on board and complete the loop. I hope so
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The modern social media concept of ‘trending audio’ is baffling to me
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Eric @jacksoneem.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Sorry
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