Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 9hI'm going to see The Wonder Stuff at the weekend! Used to see them about every 15 minutes back in the day but now it's been years. V v excited 100
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Wtf is going on with Connections today? I don't even know where to start 100
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Richard E Grant played the worst opening gambit in the entire history of the game. Incredible. 140
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm not watching Celebrity Traitors tonight. We're saving it to watch at work on Saturday (yes, we work very hard). So if you could kindly refrain from talking about it that would be great, thanks 👍 100
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Guys, I expect you know that I had planned to marry Justin Hawkins out of The Darkness. I then discovered he was a money grubbing scroungebag and a liar and went off him. Well, he's blocked me on Instagram. RUDE. 310
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have a garlic press but have never been able to work out how to use it properly. Also I don't know where it is. I do have a really cool lemon squeezer though 100
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The problem with Wordle is that I'm just too good at it 000
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Reading about Oasis and I am again grateful that I don't like them and don't want to get tickets to their stupid shows and am avoiding all that stress and expense 120
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026britmap · 27 SEPTEMBER 2026 ● 91 ● 92 ● 96 ● 94 ● 84 Total: 909/1000 · www.britm.app · Day 2 This is my best score everbritm.appbritmapThe daily British history map puzzle. 000
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Walkers salt & pepper chicken crisps are SICK (ie very nice) #review 010
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sorry if you haven't got Instagram but this is the best summary of the Ed Sheeran situation I've seen www.instagram.com/reel/DdghKRv...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 010
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I've read a lot of opinions on Ed Sheeran this week and those speaking up in his defence have said he's a really nice guy and doesn't want to get political blah blah blah. No one has said he does good music. 111
Reposted by Jackie P 🕶️Legs @diddia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Stop setting unreasonable social parameters 2214
Reposted by Jackie P 🕶️Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂 1231940317
Reposted by Jackie P 🕶️The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 19/09/2026We shared an image of Gaza earlier that was apparently not real, saying it’s what macklemore was booted from tour for protesting. Apologies. Here, this is real: 15730861256
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Quiz number 2. What Ed Sheeran song is this the intro to? Plink, plonk, plonk, plink, plonk, plonk 100
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Quiz. What utterly predictable song is this the intro to? ..."Woohoo" 200
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I am still obsessed with the whole Ed Sheeran story. He's updated his website and now lists no support acts on his upcoming dates. What's he going to do at his gig tomorrow? Just come out on his own and do the whole thing by himself? 120
Reposted by Jackie P 🕶️Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026Is *any* of this getting to the PM's desk? Or the Home Secretary? Anyone? 172
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Lukas Graham still did one of the worst songs in the world ever though 010
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When we went to see The Darkness and Ed Sheeran turned up to do a surprise set, one man did a fucking flounce to the bar and didn't come back until Ed had gone. Turned out he wasn't wrong. 130
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Ed was very quick to remove Macklemore from the tour dates on his website but hasn't yet done the same for the remaining artists who have dropped out 110
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Anyway, that's day one of boycotting Ed Sheeran done. As opposed to every other day of my life where I haven't once chosen to listen to his music 110
Reposted by Jackie P 🕶️Mint Royale @mint-royale.com · 15/09/2026The balls of the artists now rejecting the genuinely massive career opportunity of opening for Ed Sheeran really highlights the lack of balls he has shown himself to take a stand on pretty much anything hasn’t it 24210
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I've just caught up on the news and I would laugh in Ed Sheeran's face if I could. 110
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Amazon have recommended I buy this. I mean, it could be because they can foresee me having a lovely log fire or maybe being some kind of murderer? Who knows? They're equally feasible. 120
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I once saw Ed Sheeran by accident, but he's still a cunt 050
Reposted by Jackie P 🕶️𝘒𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦 @ktmoodles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I particularly liked Wil Wheaton's reply to Macklemore, too 152
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It's a true fact that heavy metal bands use hideous album cover designs to warn normal people not to buy them 000
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When I was young, for many years I thought I had a Nanny Horse and an Uncle Lorry. I didn't, I had a Nanny Hawes and Uncle Laurie, but I never once thought it was unusual to have Nanny Horse and Uncle Lorry 110
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm sorry I've turned Sam Ryder into a demonic despot but also I'm not because he definitely is one 020
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When we went to see Sam Ryder (why did we do that?) it was a fucking nightmare, which is a long story but basically involves us being accidentally in the front row and not knowing any of the words. I even got the words to the chorus of I Am A Spaceman wrong 100
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I sent a text to my daughter's boyfriend using my first name and he replied using my first name and I thought it was really rude. I think I might be from the Victorian era or before. 130
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You know how when you're reading a book and you end up imagining the characters to look like people you've watched on TV recently? I'm reading a book where this bloke is meant to be Irish and really attractive but I can't stop picturing him as Gospel John from The Gentlemen :( 100
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: Quicksand Down escalators (still am) McDonald's Semolina The weekly phone call from my Nanny Hawes Old people 010
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My son Dylan likes to think he was named after Bob Dylan but he was named after Dylan Thomas, more like, but actually wasn't named after either of them 110
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Thing is, The Gentlemen is quite a good TV show but Eddie and Susie are both really horrible people 101
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Apparently, Royal Mail have delivered three parcels to me today. They haven't delivered any. Their "proof" of delivery is the same photo on all three packages, to an unknown location and with a name and address that are not mine 000
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Also, last week we went on a Thames cruise. The guy giving the talk as we went along was just a member of the crew. He was brilliant and so funny. 111
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Me and my daughter have taken to booking tickets to musicals for us to go to together as presents for each other. I've booked Les Mis for her now as it's her favourite but it looks fucking dreadful. 100
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Going on a guided Thames river cruise next week like a pair of FUCKING TOURISTS. I'm well excited though #history 110
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Going to see Jack White tomorrow and there's a phone ban, so we all have to put them in lockable bags. Which is fine by me, because I cannot stand people filming at gigs. But how am I meant to know the time?? (I don't have a watch) 210
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026All I want is a social media site where people don't bang on about football but I guess that's just going to be in my brain, so maybe, shockingly, that's where I'll exist 020
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Going to Jack White next week. He's put a phone ban in and we have to put our phones in lockable bags (no idea how this works tbh). But how exciting? Worst thing ever is standing behind someone with their phone held aloft filming everything. Get the fuck out of my way. 111
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I know Rebecca is meant to be a good book but I've read it and I hated, like, every single character #review 000
Jackie P 🕶️ @jackiepatie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I notice that people only share their quiz type thing results when they've done well. No one shares when they were average or sub par. Stop showing off, you weirdos. 100
