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Jack

@jackie3sauce.bsky.social
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Person living in California.

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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
When you play a show, afterward, if the bar staff compliments you, that’s how you know it was actually good. (Drummer here.)
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Todd Crozier. Holy shit, this lad is a genius, protect him at all costs. Let’s let the Nick Drake comparisons only go so far.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Realized I can just think about the concept of pickles and my mouth becomes flooded with saliva.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
🎶 … and Kevin knows I’m miserable now 🎶
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Pizza bagels are basically trashy American bruschetta.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Angine de Poitrine. All musicians love you now. You are the official mascot of music. You are the Gritty for music nerds. I want you to play at every birthday party and my funeral. And then take my corpse up in your UFO and drop it into a volcano.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I’m not fat, I’ve got patriot body
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I am in Spain and it is rad.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
All of the screens are absolutely convinced I have ulcerative colitis. But actually, somebody should make an art car that has a porcelain throne for the driver’s seat.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Super cool to see Steve Bannon with Noam Chomsky! You go, boys! I’m sure you were discussing linguistics! Manufacturing non-consent! #epstein
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Important news. My tamago sando ranking, now that I’ve had all three: 3. Family Mart 2. Lawson’s 1. 7-11
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Today is good.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Rest in dogshit, Dick Cheney.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Just confused Art Blakey and Art Clokey with someone and it went into a whole spiel.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Probably a cold take, but: Two Weeks by Grizzly Bear is the GenX equivalent of God Only Knows. But maybe even better, because the band didn’t need the wrecking crew.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Felt good to be at No Kings today in SF. Absolutely packed. Normal people, fed up.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 13/10/2025
Spread this around. Missouri and Ohio Democrats need at least 100,000 valid signatures to take on Republican gerrymandering maps. This is the fight 🔥
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Unexpected: getting accordion gigs. I am a drummer, but there you go.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Joining the chorus of folks stating that the Kimmel monologue tonight was a true class act.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Let’s not get our hopes up.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Sega is the Pentax of Albertsons.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
More like Coward Barrel.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
YouTube’s algorithm is absolutely convinced I have Crohn’s Disease.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The thing about Songs in the Key of Life is, not only is it brilliant, the cover art makes me want an old fashioned glazed donut 100% of the time.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
There is an epidemic of ironic STUDENT DRIVER bumper stickers.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I blast my fluegelhorn in respect.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I wonder if the whole Epstein outrage thing is just a convenient psychological pivot for MAGA chuds to get off the train. It has to be exhausting.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
OK internet, just had an autocorrect say “Doily Parton”, so if someone wants to do a buxom Victorian themed drag queen, there you go.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Owl? Choose your fighter: - Labyrinth / Bowie / Barn - Duo / AI / Cartoon - Psygnosis / Prog Rock / 16-bit
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Thank you Brian.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Y’all may want to check to see if you are following Jake Tapper @jaketapper.bsky.social here on Bluesky and if you are then unfollow him. He has 291,000 too many followers. Then pass it on.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
So the Valkyries must have dunked to victory? Hella fireworks in SF. Go ladies!
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
There is room in my heart for both Grillo’s and Claussen.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
B t dubs, Bill Maher was always a POS. 💩
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Today’s Wordle was the most difficult, somehow.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Liberated from your savings day!
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Castrate “Big Balls”
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Just watching rock and roll footage. Resigning myself to a slightly earlier death. (Drummer.)
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
No longer following the @washingtonpost.com
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Bezos the boot-licker. Cancelled my WaPo just now. Have way ramped down on Amazon and hope to go to zero. Recent alternatives for my online shopping needs: - shop app for nerdy grocery items - bhphotovideo for photo stuff - sur la table for kitchen gear stuff - sweetwater for music gear
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I farted. Is Vaporwave? Sorry.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I am super, SUPER here for the current generation who are diving into 6502 / 6507 assembly, just digging into the Nintendo. Making an internet show of it. Go gals, this is great.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
This was a sleepwalk post! Haha oh man.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
RFK Throat Test: - 1000 grit sandpaper - Bincho charcoal (lit) gargling - Victorian picture rail hangars - Pacific Ocean wave breaking jacks (large!!)
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Because I live in earthquake country, and have bought certain items, there is a whole load of bullshit products on my timeline invariably involving the word “patriot”.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Grabbed the first bottle of dandruff shampoo off the shelf I saw, turns out it’s “bourbon” scented. It smells like band aids and medicine, or like I’m being prepped for surgery. Jesus. I guess I’ve had a cocktail at Trick Dog that kinda tasted like that, so maybe not too far off.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Important personal news: Got the wordle in 2.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
More like red DIE number 3, bruh.
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Switch 2 is coming out a bit later this year, just in time for Bird Flu lockdown!
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Jack @jackie3sauce.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I see you. I’m here for you. We will get through this.
もうこんな生活には耐えられない。
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