Reposted by Jack FergusonThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026“He definitely isn’t fluent, and I doubt he’ll ever get there, but he’s truly come a long way from being unable to pronounce a single word intelligibly.” — Xi Jinpingtheonion.comXi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last VisitWASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres... 383808577
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Garden helper keeps getting distracted but isn’t a bad grafter over all. 020
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It’s a hard life having to go to the pub on a Wednesday in the name of puppy socialisation #GSP 120
Reposted by Jack FergusonJulian Parkhill @julianparkhill.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This will be an amazing opportunity for the right person. The Department of Veterinary Medicine in Cambridge is recruiting for an established chair who will also be our Head of Department. Your research can be in any area of veterinary science. Please circulate. www.cam.ac.uk/jobs/profess...cam.ac.ukProfessorship of Veterinary ScienceThe Board of Electors to the Professorship of Veterinary Science invite applications for this Professorship from persons whose work is connected with veterinary science (ideally in research aligned wi... 11023
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Whatever has hit the Ferguson household at the start of term is not the one. 000
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Croke park bouncing all night. After that performance from Taylor, Dublin will be some drink this evening. 100
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Hung a TV on the wall today. Just what annual leave was designed for.static.klipy.comSteve Irwin the Crocodile HunterALT: Steve Irwin the Crocodile Hunter 100
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Back to back away wins. Two clean sheets. A solid transfer window. This is uncharted territory and not the Leeds United I am used to. 010
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Pup socialisation is essential, so farm pub it is. #GSP 000
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Just checked my mortgage statement after 3 years of paying. Won’t be doing that again.static.klipy.comMorty's Scared ReactionALT: Morty's Scared Reaction 120
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 20/08/2026The rain has arrived signalling the end of summertime. Big coat will be back out next week. 010
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My little WFH colleague spends an awful lot of time napping. #GSP 152
Reposted by Jack FergusonCurtis Suttle @virosphere.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Professor in Bacteriophage Biology & Evolution at the University of British Columbia (UBC). Closing date 1 October, with an expected start date no earlier than January 1, 2027, and a salary within the range of $200,000 to $270,000 per year. For details: ubc.wd10.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/ubcfac... 25585
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 13/08/2026All eyes on Clacton to see if they decide to do the funniest thing in British politics in a generation Up the count. 030
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The turn at the local has gone from covering Folsom Prison blues to Chasing cars. Both terrible, glad I’m only hearing it from the garden. 000
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Two grant submissions in the same week. Done. I’m off for a pint. 020
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Can tell I’m breathing that good Yorkshire air again. There’s a drive through Greggs. 000
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 19/07/2026If you didn’t watch this live, you could almost believe it was a photoshop job. 011
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Always worth staying up for a classic BBC montage at the end of a tournament. 000
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Classless at the end from Argentina, but wouldn’t expect anything less. Completely ran off the park for 2 hours. 001
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Americans are ruining in football for all the world to see. Infantino should be ousted just for this warm up show. 000
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 19/07/2026No point in watching tomorrow now let’s be honest, the people’s final is just finishing. 000
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Always excellent to be in Glasgow. This time for Vitamin T and a 000
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Trains going to pot and it’s the first day of the summer holidays. Makes you think 🤪 010
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 15/07/2026No team is booing the half time show now. Argentina have just permitted yankification of football. Sad. 000
Reposted by Jack FergusonIan Power @ihpower.bsky.social · 14/07/2026It’s Farage as in garage. You know, a large opening at the front and full of shit that should have been discarded years ago. 0219
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 11/07/2026In other news. I’m in the local. Prime spot, cmon England!! Win or lose = 🍺🍺🍺 010
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Missed the egg chasing as the living room carpet had to removed. Savage rebuttal to last weeks damp squib in South Africa. 010
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 10/07/2026My train home has no aircon or if it does, it’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Free 30 minute sauna, crosscountry know what the people want! 🥵 000
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Someone needs to tell me that getting a GSP puppy is an insane idea. 😬😬😬 000
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Rail strikes, blazing hot weather and now a fire in New street. Absolutely living the dream as a commuter some days. 020
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Sensational.static.klipy.comFat Les - VindalooALT: Fat Les - Vindaloo 000
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Cats really take the piss at the worst times. #Bengal 020
Jack Ferguson @jackf7.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Monday morning commute is gunna wild in a few hours 😂 000