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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I can't believe Maya Jama is wearing the honey monsters arms as a fashion statement
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If AI is so clever, why hasn't it figured out i despise adverts, X and Meta?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Latest metal/wood project
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When there's a drought, why aren't teams of engineers shipped into reservoirs to make them deeper/bigger?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Have Google employees ever timed themselves to see who can watch YouTube the longest before punching the screen?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Vote Count Bin Face!
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Can we not find some quality independent candidate to stand against Farage in Clacton? Someone the British public adores who's not got any skeletons in the closest?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
FIFA has lost any last resemblance of credibility with the USA red card. Cant believe it took someone as despicable as Trump to show the non football fans, how corrupt they are.
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Population explosion in 9 months time Cabo Verde #worldcup
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Is there any car that has a shutdown mode that will enable a full track by Lynyrd Skynyrd? #Firstworldproblems
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The irony of the labour party is that u-turn Keir has been made to look weak by capitulating to the left within his party. They are the ones now looking to usurp him and hand the confusion over to the right wingers who rightly say the labour government is a mess
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Would it be the peak of irony that if Alcatraz is built to great expense the person who seems to have cost the world a vast amount of money is the first inmate.
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Has the person who's going to rules the world already been born?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What are the odds of Trump trying to rename the Vince Lombardi Trophy?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Just curious, when is it ok to headbutt someone in rugby and not even get a talking to, let alone a red card
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
How can you trust anyone wearing Meta Smart Glasses?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Are any bookies giving odds on the next American revolution?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Thanks to 'Personalised Ads' i have dropped my screen time by about 25%. A wonderful invention to stop me opening mainly click bait articles. Bravo!
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Congratulations Labour. #Starmer is a lame duck PM. Possibly the last Labour government in my lifetime. Opened the door for Reform and welcoming them in
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
To avoid Ronnie Wood getting lost on the way to the front of the stage, just put a trail of cocaine for him to follow
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Alanis Morissette brilliant! #glastonbury
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
How long before AI chat bots start a conversation and never stop, with more and more joining until the world has run out of computing power and the Web dies?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Adverts that make no sense: Go Outdoors, bird asks why humans spend so much time inside , then once free, flies to the nearest GO shop rather than the countryside
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Is 'Our thoughts and prayers are with.. ' the most over used and least sincere sentence in history?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
TAA could have murdered Paul McCartney and got a better reception at Anfield than that😄
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Did Vance just say that Denmark aren't defending Greenland properly from attackers like.... the USA?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Did Donald Trump get a game of Risk for Christmas this year?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Surely the number of new rules in rugby now means a ref gets an equivalent of a PhD once they've reffed 1 professional game. A 2.2 for an amateur match
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
How long before gangs of kids realise you can do almost the same amount of damage to someone with a screwdriver as a knife but you won't get arrested for carrying one. Knives aren't the problem, mentality is
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Is it me or has Rugby disappeared up its own arse trying to make the game constantly safer when part of the appeal is how dangerous it is. Too many laws.
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Congratulations #WRU you should be embarrassed and resign en masse. #RFU great win very professional against a unfortunately amateur side
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Congratulations #world Rugby You've created a game that's not enjoyable by anyone
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Rugby makes no sense anymore. You jump to avoid a tackle and that's illegal. Wtf. Been watching for 35 years but no more
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Jonathan Pie @jonathanpienews.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
A brief summary of Trump’s idea of a ‘peace deal’: Zelenskyy: “I need help to protect my people.” Trump: “Well, you should have thought of that before you got invaded…” Full version here: youtu.be/Jk0nUUqG_Ag?...
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
'All the money you've made will never buy back your soul.' B Dylan Maybe someone could play this on repeat in the Whitehouse
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Please #BBC tell Laura to stop being a tabloid journalist when people are dying. We know Trump is erratic so why try and get Starmer to confirm that. What exactly would she win?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
What the fuck is wrong with Laura Kuenssberg? Why try and catch out Starmer on Trumps random speaches? What good would it do if he said something that pointed out Trump was crazy and created even more waves? No benefit to anyone
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Melania debuts new Trump protection hat. Milliners web page goes down due to high demand
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
So I'm pissed but realise how old I am. My mates unfortunately don't.
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I don't care what you say, I like Bounty's
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
When @bobmort.bsky.social dresses up as Santa does he go 'He He He'
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 29/06/2024
Why aren't walnuts called brain nuts?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
Pretty sure that the partial eclipse has been going on for 4 months in Swansea, South Wales 🤔
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
Not sure what all this fuss is about the bird giving money, there's been crow-d funding for years
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
I think I want to live in Massachusetts. Clearly they've solved all serious crimes and can afford police officers wasting their time.
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
@itv the multi million pound media company with all the rights to show the Rugby World Cup, try to recreate a blitz defence in slo mo in the studio. How they are allowed to keep the rights are a joke to the sport.
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
What's up with guys who can't use a public urinal and then piss all over the toilet seat cos they're too fucking lazy to lift?
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
Liberal Democrat's deputy leader Daisy Cooper said: "Liz Truss giving a speech on economic growth is like an arsonist giving a talk on fire safety." 😁
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Well congratulations to Wales and commiserations to Fiji on a fantastic game of rugby. Plenty of tries, yellow cards and questionable calls, and ultimately a great game to watch
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jackbstard.bsky.social @jackbstard.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Does anybody know why men wear underpants under swim shorts in the pool?
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