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Jack Boulware

@jackboulware.bsky.social
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Journalist, author, producer, consultant. On Substack @ "What Jack Boulware Fails to Realize." Co-founder of Litquake & The Nose magazine. jackboulware.substack.com

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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New on @substack - Slacker, Stravinsky, and Meat-Eating Robots - my conversation with machine artist Kal Spelletich. jackboulware.substack.com/p/slacker-st...
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Slacker, Stravinsky, and Meat-Eating Robots
A conversation with machine artist Kal Spelletich
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New on #substack- Night of the Shriners - "In the 1990s there was a resurgence of Shriners interest amongst the irony-soaked Gen-X crowd...I interacted with the Shriners only once, but it continues to haunt me." tinyurl.com/k2exea4c
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New on #Substack - Guy Feiri's Car Thief: A deep-dive into one of Marin County’s weirdest crimes tinyurl.com/3vfk8kdw #marincounty #guyfieri #Lamborghini
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Guy Fieri’s Car Thief
A deep-dive into one of Marin County’s weirdest crimes
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New on #Substack from the archives - "FINS: Just when you thought it was safe to flag down the waiter, a storm brews over shark fin soup..." tinyurl.com/mrxd37fz #sharks #sharkfins
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FINS: From the Archives
Just when you thought it was safe to flag down the waiter, a storm brews over shark fin soup
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New on Substack - I am Marco Rubio's Flip-Flop: - "Here now, is I believe, the first essay ever published from the perspective of a flip-flop sandal jammed inside the head of Marco Rubio." tinyurl.com/2ds2tnwe
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I Am Marco Rubio's Flip-Flop
An unfortunate brain injury explains a shifting morality
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Musk did not sit for an interview, ...taking to X to call it a “hit piece.” This prompted Gibney to reply “How would you know?” ...When Musk effectively ended that hope by tweeting, “Gibney is a douche,” Gibney parried back, “Douché”... www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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Elon Musk Unmasked in Alex Gibney Documentary: “Insane a Person This Chaotic Has So Much Power”
He is the richest man on earth. An explosive new film from the Oscar-winning director suggests he also may be among the most dangerous.
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
New on Substack - "Where Were You During the 9/11 Attack?" - Next week will mark a quarter-century since the worst attack on the United States since Pearl Harbor. And after 25 years, we’re still struggling with the consequences...Here's a rant-essay from 2001. tinyurl.com/2ep6vfv6
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New on Substack - "Hell or High Profits: A fairly dubious visit with TV showrunner Taylor Sheridan" - So what’s the deal with this guy? I thought about arranging an interview to find out. But it’s deadline time, so I was forced to make up the remainder of this story. tinyurl.com/3nenh92r
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Thanks @olgaz.bsky.social !
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
New on #Substack - A few weeks ago, Marco Rubio’s State Department issued a very rare worldwide travel warning...U.S. citizens should either exercise extreme caution, reconsider travel, or absolutely not visit 127 countries...65% of the planet. Here is a parody of that alert. tinyurl.com/6jyjpjcb
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Worldwide Caution
The ultimate travel alert for Americans, in the near future
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
New on Substack - Tensomethings: A Time to Play, a Time to Cry. - From 1993... "The Gen-X fever kept seeping into more conversations, more cultural 'think pieces,' and then a number of books and films.…It deserved to be ridiculed... tinyurl.com/3c6m8ujx #LatchkeyKid #slacker #mediaoverkill
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
New on #substack - Joe “Joey Shithead” Keithley: From Hardcore Punk to City Council - A new documentary follows the D.O.A. frontman on the campaign trail. tinyurl.com/bdc8ysds
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
New on #Substack - "The Unknown Stones: An alternate reality in which The Rolling Stones never existed." tinyurl.com/yhs5thvw
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
New on #substack - The Return of Johnny Lonely: A conversation with the world's most depressing lounge act, aka Brian Lohmann. See him this Saturday at #themarshtheater in SF! #sadsongs #balladeer #comedy #sinatra #meltorme tinyurl.com/5c397nn8
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
New on #substack - But Wait, There's More! - The heyday of TV pitchmen - "Our influence may have faded around the world, but there’s one thing we still do better than any other nation. We sell sh*t to each other..." #ronpopeil #tomvu #billymays tinyurl.com/23jeed5h
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
New on Substack - Interview with a MAGA Hat - "I was made of red cloth, so I could have been anything. Cincinnati Reds, St. Louis Cardinals, the Phillies, International Harvester, Tabasco hot sauce..." tinyurl.com/t36vy8yn
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Interview with a MAGA Hat
Kenny the MAGA hat.
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
New on #substack - RIP Alan Greenspan...he served under four U.S. presidents, and steered the nation’s economy through the economic boom in the 1990s, the dotcom bubble, and the 9/11 terrorist attacks. Now that he’s dead, it seems time to share this story. jackboulware.substack.com/p/the-joie-d...
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The Joie de Vivre of Alan Greenspan
A distasteful story about the Federal Reserve Chairman at Mardi Gras
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
New on @substack - Interview with a Rodeo Clown tinyurl.com/y9tkbpec #rodeo #rodeoclown #slimpickens
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
New on #substack - The Nation's Smallest TV Station - "…at one time my hometown in Montana boasted the smallest TV station in the United States...what exactly was this piddly little mom-and-pop station doing, where the owner would read the nightly news in a sweatshirt?" tinyurl.com/4mvrvp7h
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The Nation's Smallest TV Station
Happened to be in my hometown
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
New on #substack - Humorist Merle Kessler was the first real author I ever met. That was 40 years ago. And he wasn’t a dick to me! He has a new book coming soon from @pmpress.bsky.social, here’s our conversation - jackboulware.substack.com/p/i-gotta-go...
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I Gotta Go: The Sardonic Wit of Ian Shoales
And his newest collection, Veni Vidi Venti
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R.U. Sirius @rusirius.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"A pentagram was carved into Leyba’s back, and peed upon, and he was then sodomized by a Jack Daniels bottle, in a presentation so foul and repulsive that 300 of the city’s top politicos suddenly claimed to reporters, “I left the party early, I must have missed it.” from @jackboulware.bsky.social
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San Francisco's Most Feared Politico Is Dead
A fond remembrance of Jack Davis' notorious 50th birthday party
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
New on #Substack - "San Francisco's Most Feared Politico Is Dead: A fond remembrance of Jack Davis' notorious 50th birthday party." Including the unforgettable "Apache Whiskey Rite." Another moment where the city made international headlines. #1990s #sanfrancisco tinyurl.com/3jfevbyz
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San Francisco's Most Feared Politico Is Dead
A fond remembrance of Jack Davis' notorious 50th birthday party
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
New on #substack - "Interview with an Insurrectionist: A conversation with Rev. Lamar Fullerton, aka the 'DC Crapper'" - #jan6insurrection #fiction tinyurl.com/msaj47xb
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@sexpistolsofficial.bsky.social US tour begins this Sept. Here's an oral history of their notorious 1978 appearance in San Francisco, with the Avengers, The Nuns, & Negative Trend. tinyurl.com/42erazu6
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
New on @substack - Fake It to the Limit: The incredible ten-year saga of Eagles impersonator Lewis Peter Morgan. #eagles #RandyMeisner jackboulware.substack.com/p/fake-it-to...
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Fake It to the Limit
The incredible ten-year saga of Eagles impersonator Lewis Peter Morgan
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
New on @Substack - "The Tabloids Among Us: My ultra-brief stint as a reporter for People magazine" tinyurl.com/yjsb3tsz
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
New on @substack - My first concert, at age ten -- "My family is resolutely cheap. We never do vacations, unless it involves a feedlot, tractor dealership, or a house of cousins. But in 1971 that changes." jackboulware.substack.com/p/my-first-c...
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My First Concert: Henry Mancini at the Hollywood Bowl
With appearances by Donald Duck and the Mike Curb Congregation
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
New on Substack: "I Am JD Vance's Eyeball" - "People have commented about the blueness of me. Which I take as a point of pride. Happy to be in the company of people like Paul Newman, Frank Sinatra, that guy from the Hangover movies, or our really, really good friend Erika Kirk." tinyurl.com/mryhm5n5
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I Am JD Vance's Eyeball
A first-person essay by the eyeball of the Vice President
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
New on @substack - I Am Pete Hegseth's Hair: A first-person essay by the hair of the Secretary of Defense - "Hey, what are you looking at? That’s right, the best hair in the Pentagon! That’s me. The virile swoop of the warrior ethos!" tinyurl.com/w6sc2pt9 #hegseth #hairproducts #Lord’sHelmet
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
New on Substack - A story about 1990s weirdo San Francisco. “...he was in his mid-30s, like me, he had a trust fund a mile long, he didn’t really have to work, and he collected stuff. Wade was legendary...His website was so dense it took ten minutes to boot up. They loved him in Germany.” #1990s
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The Grand Tapestry of Humanity’s Dark Soul
A short story about 1990s San Francisco
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
New on @substack - Trump 2032: A fever dream of the near future, at a senior center in Florida - "He’s banned from the café for arguing with other guests...So he likes to park his wheelchair under the awning and watch the mobility classes. And make comments about them." tinyurl.com/mtuju7ax
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Trump 2032
A fever dream of the near future, at a senior center in Florida
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Indeed. On instagram I posted the DKs appearance on the cover of BAM in 84. History is weird sometimes.
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The latest on @substack - The Dead Kennedys Part 2 - tinyurl.com/9skpmcmw #deadkennedys #sanfrancisco #jellobiafra #punkrock #gimmesomethingbetter
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
New on @substack - The Dead Kennedys Part 1: An oral history of San Francisco's legendary 1980s punk band tinyurl.com/mr3u342r
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The Dead Kennedys Part 1
An oral history of San Francisco's legendary 1980s punk band
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
New on Substack - Pornucopia - "...the world’s largest repository of porn and erotica—three million items, including 400,000 films, which fill 22 warehouses throughout Northern California." jackboulware.substack.com/p/pornucopia
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Pornucopia
The World’s Largest Collection of Smut, and You Can’t See It
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
New on Substack - On the 100th Birthday of Jerry Lewis - jackboulware.substack.com/p/on-the-100...
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On the 100th Birthday of Jerry Lewis
And a rare sort-of encounter with the man himself
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
New on @Substack - The Wayne Shannon Fan Club - "In 1986, one of San Francisco’s most recognizable faces belonged to Wayne Shannon, a nightly commentator for KRON-TV news…Shannon was also reliably unfunny. And yet, he seemed to think he was just killing it, every time...
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The Wayne Shannon Fan Club
Hi there, and welcome to all of the new subscribers.
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
"The building dated back to 1907, constructed after the earthquake, and boxer Jack Dempsey apparently had trained in the basement. The club owner, a mustachioed guy named Michael, supposedly had enjoyed a previous career as a gun-runner in Southeast Asia...” #nightlife substack.com/home/post/p-...
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A Short History of Lipps Comedy Club
The improv venue that was also an after-hours tweaker dance club
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
New on @substack - "Punk Rock Executive: The astonishing second act of Stooges guitarist James Williamson." #thestooges #iggypop #jameswilliamson #rawpower #protopunk tinyurl.com/3p3t3ucn
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Would never have happened without you Bob! Great job on the mike. The buckskin was a nice touch.
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
New on @substack - Bear Wrestling at a Literary Event: A very weird moment from the Litquake archives - tinyurl.com/3tc927c6
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
This weekend in Boston, via Craigslist
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
On the heels of the Venezuela overthrow, Cuba is now also currently targeted by the White House for regime change. It seems time to share this. "The Great Cuban Cigar Panic," a federal sting operation costing half a million dollars... tinyurl.com/48tremts
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The Great Cuban Cigar Panic
A federal sting operation spent half a million dollars to protect the Bay Area from illegal cigars
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
New on Substack - Heavy Metal Parking Lot turns 40 -- open.substack.com/pub/jackboul...
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Heavy Metal Parking Lot
On the 40th anniversary of the legendary viral video
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
New on #substack - Gray wolves are definitely getting some bad press in California, following a series of recent deadly attacks on horses and cows…I thought, we need to hear from the wolf’s perspective on this, so I went looking to find one. tinyurl.com/4mt4wu7x
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Interview with a Wolf
Hi there, and welcome to all of the new subscribers.
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
New on @substack - I'm Chevy Chase and Why Are You Still Talking About Me? jackboulware.substack.com/p/im-chevy-c...
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I'm Chevy Chase and Why Are You Still Talking About Me?
This month CNN premieres a new documentary about SNL comedian Chevy Chase, and although I subscribe to many streamers, apparently it’s not a Chevy Chase channel that I can view for free.
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
New on Substack - Ralph J. Gleason's brilliantly strange liner notes for this 1961 Miles Davis recording - "It is gloomy, dirty and unattractive. In daylight, it is absolutely repulsive. Yet it has a world-wide reputation as a center for jazz..." jackboulware.substack.com/p/miles-davi...
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Miles Davis Live at the Blackhawk
Classic jazz liner notes by Ralph J. Gleason
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
New on @substack - "The Night My Uncle Shot Santa Claus" - tinyurl.com/35jak62u
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The Night My Uncle Shot Santa Claus
A heartwarming holiday story my family has told for over 70 years
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
New on Substack - "...I wrote a daily column for the zesty new Salon called “The Naked World,” which featured weird, offbeat, and ridiculous sex-related news from around the globe...I cannot believe I did this for an entire YEAR." jackboulware.substack.com/p/suckling-m...
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Suckling Monkeys of the Amazon
Another strange writing gig from the year 2000
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Jack Boulware @jackboulware.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
New on Substack — The “Oscars of Silicon Valley”: Ruined by a little thing called the 2000 dotcom crash. tinyurl.com/ym7uj9d7
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The “Oscars of Silicon Valley”
Ruined by a little thing called the 2000 dotcom crash
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