Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I don't even say it out loud anymore, I just answer with a point and big smile 020
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Telling everyone who knocks on my door that I voted for their party so the conversation can end quickly and cleanly. It's good being a people pleaser 120
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Exhausted man waiting for 5-7 hours overdue Evri delivery decides to compound misery by trying to get to the bottom of this Windows bluetooth issue 020
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 07/10/2026say what you like about Starmzo but he undeniably lived over the road. Except when he was in Downing Street. Which tbf wasn't as often as he should because he is a fucking lazy bastard 030
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Looking up by-election candidates. Only one who lives in the constituency is standing for 'Rejoin EU' 120
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 07/10/2026That Ronaldo statement is far too on the nose, beyond even the realm of self parody. If someone had posted that as a joke about the sort of thing he'd say I would have immediately despised them 050
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's the first episode of 1994 and everyone thinks Danni Stark is a smackhead because she's injecting insulin, I remember this happening. We've finally arrived 000
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The Guardian true to form said he was 52 a mere four days before printing 53. Both wrong, of course, but closer (then further) 000
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So many of these newspaper articles said he was 45 that I started to doubt myself despite having hard evidence to the contrary 110
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 03/10/2026really is a shame Duncan Campbell carked it last year, it does seem like he'd be the best guy to have asked 000
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't think I've seen a single article which got his age right yet (he was 51) 120
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've got a Del Boy mask that's not unsimilar to that. Feels a bit insensitive that I was wearing that at home now but tbf, I didn't know any better 100
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 03/10/2026they put the Reagan mask he got shot through on the cover of the weekend guardian ffs 110
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's Friday night baby, time to listen to Wham and take advantage of newspapers dot com being free for a few days to nab some articles about my father's death 110
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Bought 3 (three) pairs of trousers in M&S at 70% off 040
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 000
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026god that felt good 010
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Six Degrees of Jim Leighton · 2026-09-30 David Dunn (Blackburn Rovers, 2014) → Rui Costa (SL Benfica, 2007) 400 pts · 2 conn · minimum · 3/3 lives Connections 🟢🟢⚪⚪⚪⚪ Lives ■■■ 6dojl.co.uk6dojl.co.ukSix Degrees of Jim Leighton — EdgeScout 100
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Appearing in the background of this is the extent of Independence Day: Resurgence's cultural footprint 010
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Scratched my neck in bed last night and left myself with two very visible and unsightly welts 100
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I wanted to go Dellas-> ? -> Bruno Fernandes but I could not make that work 001
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 29/09/2026nearly drove myself mad with the Paul McGrath to Raphinha one the other day. Not because I couldn't do it but because I was desperately trying to skip a step or two and I couldn't make it work 100
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Expecting the media to be discerning and not just call some idiot who will always answer is a lost cause, but surely someone, somewhere has asked the question 'shouldn't this cunt be too busy with work to say yes every time if he was any good' 040
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well that caught me off guard 010
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026and last episode of the third series too tbf. 'The Fucker' absolutely awful stuff 010
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Left out anything that's a going concern. Whilst whatever crimes Brydon used Keith Barret for or the lesser Mirror and the Light weren't enough to tank those, I couldn't forgive The Thick of It for the dreadful fourth series. You never know 100
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The missing one is Marion and Geoff, which I had to add myself (septic scum) 110
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Had 'Kenny Baker, he robbed your bank' to Rebel Rebel stuck in my head all day ffs 000
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can't be finding out an AEW PPV is underway from the bluesky trending topics ffs 000
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This might be the most I've got no idea what's happening in the biz without rovert moment to date, what do you mean All Out is happening right now? 100
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Insane way to refer to someone coming out of a coma 000
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Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There's no need to kink shame, Nicholas 100
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Baffled by people with terrible voices who make a living from speaking. Your Jon Ronsons, your Scroobius Pips, why are you listening to this 010
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Heard an advert for the Blindboy podcast earlier and I have to ask, that's what he sounds like? Really? 110
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 25/09/2026that is world class 000
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I also rinsed FF8 contemporaneously tbf, but I tried to play it again a couple of years ago and found myself baffled, not only by the game but by the fact I know I used to know this shit inside out and it was all gone 001
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Games rarely ever stick with me once I'm done them, more of a games I remember playing for absolutely ages list 110
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 24/09/2026 000
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Sure I was in year 10, so 2003/04 and I'm just sitting there looking for the camera like this 000
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Anti-drugs talk guy who BOMBED. Worse than anything I've seen. It still haunts me. Worse because he went through with the planned ending which was a building chantalong of 'it's no joke.' So we all had to watch a man doing a solo chant of IT'S. NO. JOKE. while doing a sort of weird shuffle/dance. 130
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 20/09/2026But seriously, say what you like about Sting 000
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Say what you like about Sting but Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic hits like fucking crack on a sunny Sunday mid-afternoon 100
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Not saying I've had an all time FPL shitter but I could do with Mbeumo bagging at least a dozen goals this afternoon 010
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Real shame the WWF are booking Mariah May so badly my entirely correct she's not actually charismatic take isn't able to get the vindication it deserves 011
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I only discovered this because when I first learned about the old man I didn't know what to do yet because I just got back in touch with anyone from his side of the family and it felt a bit much and I didn't want to bother my aunt yet, so I emailed a crime writer and asked if they knew any more 000
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 19/09/2026another thing I found out is that my uncle, who I didn't really know because he lived in Manchester, used to be pally with the quality street gang. The Boys Are Back in Town hits so different since I learned this 100
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They were actual Americans as well which is one of the rare situations where that is the preferable outcome to their British NFL fan equivalent 010
Saying pizza like Grandad when he says 'Del Boy I've burned your @jackbaker1311.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ended up on the Jubilee line with NFL fans because I forgot to check what, if anything, was on at Wembley today 120
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