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Jack Axton

@jackaxton.bsky.social
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Occasional streamer of Star Citizen and a guy who enjoys D&D Laserdiscs, air hockey, bad jokes, bad movies, and other buffoonery. Can be found here if you care: www.youtube.com/@JackAxton

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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Instant purchase would buy.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
We'll make it exist just for that.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
That and the wheel toward the end of the show. I always felt like people didn't spin it as hard as they could. I keep hoping to find a wheel like that out in the wild to spin.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I had an *obsession* with Plinko. This is amazing!
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Awww yeah my best bot with the least amount of figures finally arrived! Good old Seaspray!
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
If Jesus wants to spread a message of peace and love he can enter the country the proper way! /s
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Literally the post below yours
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
The event and all its boxes has given me such a hatred for freight elevators and everything that goes inside of them.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Geraldo is still alive?
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
He's less 'our guy' and more of "We had to settle four our 4th selection of ice cream cause they were out of everything else". He's definitely not what he want but at the moment it's this or nothing. Dems are forced to to constantly take the high road while Reps get to be cartoon villains.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I am just over 2 seasons into Deep Space 9 and the show has been terrible so far.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Somewhere, the finger of a monkey paw curls.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Womp womp.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
As a yank (and a southern one at that) this post is incomprehensible.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I walked into a store and this small child looks at me and shouts "Not this guuuuuy!" You ever been absolutely bodied by a 5 year old?
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
And shit tier audio mixing so you can't hear any dialogue but then have your eardrums blown out when Scary Nun appears because that counts as a jump scare if they hurt your ears.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Could have sworn one of our state mottos was "Live Free or Die". And I would hardly call anything from Prager "educational".
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Raptor Claus, a movie where Santa visits a dinosaur theme park and gets killed by a velociraptor and it becomes Santa Claus (Tim Allen style) and now a special forces team must find a way to track it down before it visits every house in the world and wreaks chaos and bloodshed.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Traveller mentioned Traveller mentioned.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Every time I see someone brag about their AI art it feels like Stuart from MadTV shouting "Look what I can do!"
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
This goes for people with Decepticon tattoos.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I like to tell strangers on the Internet who have zero connection to my personal offline life. No leverage, no worry about having to be judged in your day to day. Good luck, internet person and may you find your outlet.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Maybe the lack of rail infrastructure IS the horror taking place in the PNW.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Come to AUS. The ping is worth the mild chat.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
If I can't get another 500 renditions of the same 5-10 characters turning into literally the exact same thing they always have since 1984 I *will* explode or at least tell the internet how upset I am.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
The meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs (every other medium fighter)!
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Oh well then it's fine I guess.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Buying more N scale locomotives so I never have to pay taxes again.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
My brother the narrative they keep trying to push to cover their colossal fuckup is astounding. The party can commit no wrong and it is infuriating to see how far they will go to try to make that their reality.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I swear every time I go back to my hometown it gets a little shittier, so in the interest of preservation I don't think I'll be going back.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
1988 Toyota MR2 Supercharged. Proud to call this one mine. As soon as the rain clears it's T Tops out and Thin Lizzy on the radio.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
We mag dump to lighten the load on Pelican One and if those rounds find homes in the hearts and minds of our enemies, then I'm okay with that.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Yes and I get annoyed that no one else has seen it but goes on about Severance because this is the one I saw first and since it came out like 20 years previously it is the only Severance in my mind.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Giant Meteor 2025 gets my vote.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If you guys were looking to liberate us, I'll take it.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Being inside the situation, I doubt it. "Standing up" to it is a nice but vague idea. We'd basically need military intervention. Everyone is poor and desperate and it's hard to stand up against tyranny when you live paycheck to paycheck and have mouths to feed. We've backslid to a 3rd world country.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
For the average citizen there is nothing to do. You can protest, move or pray.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Also the few that are left over are terrified and spinless. Trump has a history of doxxing those who go against him and calling for public animosity towards those people. No one in government wants their house broken into and their family beaten with hammers like what happened to Pelosi.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
It's been a long time coming. The other branches of our government were put in place to curb power but everyone in them are on the side of the tyrant. Citizens United pretty much ended the populace having any voice about things. And oldschool pubs are dead, replaced by the batshit ones.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Believe me, a lot of us didn't "let" it happen, but have exhausted every resource and avenue available to us trying to stop it. Sadly checks and balances only work when they're enforced.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Or someone called Scratch cause they're *really* bad at pool.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Be the chaos you want to see in the world.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Humankind is a pretty good alternative if you want to see where they jacked most of their mechanics from.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
If only that man was an uncle. I bet his niece would have appreciated it.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Looking at @amplitudestudios.bsky.social 's Humankind after the Civ 7 release.
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thanos says " perhaps i treated you too harshly " in a scene from a movie
ALT: thanos says " perhaps i treated you too harshly " in a scene from a movie
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I'll second Eco. I've put time into it and any way you play it has you having to worry about the consequences of industrialization and advancement if you're lazy. It simulates a very complicated ecosystem with prey and predator animals as well as the plants they utilize.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I should have realized I would never connect with my mother politically when we watched Chicken Run together and her takeaway from that was that she should start a chicken farm.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Tell me you didn't read the bible without telling me you didn't read the bible.
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Jack Axton @jackaxton.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Drown me in purple and tacky Hot Wheels flames on the side please.
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