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Nearly-rabid Jackalope

@jackalope.bsky.social
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 17h
Naw, I got the point. Non-AI responses to a sideways image request, continuing the pretext that AI was unavailable. I just saw other posters had that covered, and I figured having fun with the idea was the overarching goal. So I generated it, it made me laugh, and I wanted to share the joy. 👍
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Well, my AI slave did. I just know how to prompt well. "Write an image prompt that creates the image described in the attached meme. Assume the 2 attached references will be included when I use the prompt." Then I review it, and cram the prompt and refs in a new chat. But the output looks bad-ass.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I don't see you guys rating The kind of mate I'm contemplating I'd let you watch, I would invite you But the queens we use would not excite you
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Oh yeah, because THAT will make you some money! Though to be fair, I would unironically watch that. Could you cast Danny DeVito? I know that changes the tone somewhat, but hey.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Four words: Full On Insaneo Style 🍋
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I regret knowing what that is.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
IYKYK
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shit got furry in the comments butt fast
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Confucius pls
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, if it's more expensive, that means it's better, right? Because that's how capitalism tells us what to value!
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eww. Someone left their "gains" all over the table?
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can already tell this product is gonna make a big splash. 💦
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They gotta establish a more simple product line with mass appeal first. Perhaps Cumbucha will come out later. We can only hope.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
IS there less?
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is relevant to my interests.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm aware of the timespan. The decay of music has been a long glide over many decades. I just don't see what this cover offers other than a simple callback to some elements of the original.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only just now. Sorry, I'll pass. Like most covers of late, it adds very little to the original, and it leaves behind much.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Save us, podcast. You're our only hope.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's gonna be JD Vance and Kash Patel. Gosh, I hope the CIA doesn't read this and haul them out of their bed at 3 AM for a black-site beatdown. That'd be terrrrible!
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I see an opportunity for an InfoWars Alpha Kids Book Club, with age- and gender-appropriate materials mailed every month. Classics like: - "The Young Entrepreneur's First Book of Cryptocurrency Regulations" - "Mommy's Cozy Kennel" - and the Seuss-inspired "What Color is Your Bugatti?"
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, but you have to spend 4 of those hours flipping past Zootopia cuck and diaper fetish porn. <_<
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why does he sound like an off-brand Yoda?
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See you in Bullying 101, ya booger-eaters!
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And they will all be very upset because they've been waiting years for you to feed them.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
... gay for Real Tobacco Flavor™️! If you're not inhaling half an acre a day, what are you even doing with your life?
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Free genital modification? In this economy, how could I afford NOT TO?!
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not at all. "French" is just our label for "something fancy and exotic". Besides, it has a nicer ring than "Belgian tickler". As a culture, we've never been tethered much to reality or to others' cultural heritage – especially where marketing is involved.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do you have reversible French ticklers? You could call them Freedom ticklers. 🇺🇸🍆
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HAWG WATA ... that is all.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I see it now.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh yeah. Fix me, info-daddy. I'm a naughty, naughty commie.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The spirit of Jimmy Carter cannot be turned away, only channeled and captured through its lust for the peanut. 🥜
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yep. That's the *bait*!
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh boy! Another thing to be afraid of! *opens wallet*
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@realinfowars.bsky.social Do you sell any baby corks, to help keep them in?
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is the sort of moment you leave on the cutting room floor. Highlighting it in a post, as though it were a tasty moment of reality show drama is just tone-deaf. It wasn't engaging, revealing, interesting, or funny. And if it was staged, even as parody, it was a terrible choice.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How much fentanyl do you suppose this guy moved? But I suppose that's AOK if you've got an "in" with Big Daddy T.
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I followed this advice, and now my chickens only lay scrambled eggs. 🐔
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Nearly-rabid Jackalope @jackalope.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You floatcucks still at it? Teleportation is the ultimate flex.
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