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my buddy didn’t know how to boil water for pasta, which I did laugh at him for but which pot, how much to fill it, what setting, lid or no lid etc are fair questions I guess. never be an Italian’s first roommate after his mother

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it’s ok the photography is excellent and sodium citrate can do things that should be illegal to cheese

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this is how I ended up buying an expensive cookbook from a guy in the Epstein files

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if we’re getting university dining hall with it that can only mean golabkis

jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 18h

he looks like a mii that slammed the character creation sliders

jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 19h

I do this thing for a living and every big trucking account is reporting huge increases in revenue (that are just pass-through fuel costs) and every small one is going out of business (because they have less ability to pass on fuel costs)

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 19h

I think I would rather get caught jackin it to something that was 6 out of 10 embarrassing than explain internet to my wife

jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 22h

The grandparent thing seems like a real tell. We had to change our relationship to our in-laws when we had kids; for a long time my wife would just go along to get along because it was easier that way and we saw them so rarely. That FL grandma didn’t know she was on her last straw for years

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

a large part of my disgust with WWE tribalism is that Nick and Ari go on an earnings call every quarter and promise Wall St that they remain committed to replacing talent and right-sizing compensation. this is what the bots are rooting for

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was a Gmail early adopter and got first.lastname and consequently get lots of important mail intended for elderly people who write their address down incorrectly. It’s great because you think your identity has been stolen constantly

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jack @jackalltogether.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

that is…not representative, I hope (of course family chat goes in the general GC thread not the fantasy league thread. we’re not animals)

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still mad they translate “poodoo” as “fodder.” not fooling anyone, bulb

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my switch 2 for Christmas-heavy portfolio has outperformed most of the market

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I genuinely wonder if WWE would still be a going concern if Vince didn’t stop paying Janel Grant

giant enthusiasm gap, Trump not on the ballot and his low propensity voters don’t show up for midterms at the best of time, all the 2024 flippers are even angrier about inflation but at him now, basically declared war on red-shifting minority groups…

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dems need to run on the full damnatio memoriae, in large part because he will spend every waking moment screaming about his gold tchochkes from michaels for the rest of his life

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dear god my first thought was “the Yankees are in the AL”

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giving out more feelings than that coffin from dark souls 2

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“Dated Brent” sounds like a rude description of Ricky Gervais’ act

kenta kobashi would save his eighth and ninth burning hammer for these guys

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haven’t felt betrayed like this since they let sonic into smash brothers

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sure the debt load *sounds* unsustainable, but have you considered that it also gets significantly worse if anything happens to AI, Oracle or interest rates?

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they’re very smug about the beans. it’s as if we made hormel canned chili a load bearing part of our national identity

methane is a couple orders of magnitude worse as a greenhouse gas than CO2 so this just sounds like something that would cause the end of the world if it got loose in a coal seam

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we’re minutes away from the ADL demanding that Abdul El Sayed answer for Bad Empanada

I think it gives the game away a little to spend years making Hasan Piker and Miss Rachel out to be the faces of left antisemitism and then cite someone who hates them as evidence

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the tsar loves us like a father and would hate if he knew how those bad boyars treated us

gotta at least set the GPS to north is up, how else are you going to learn anything

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This squirrel character seems like a real piece of shit but you’re really licking the bag on the “antisemitism of the left” push when the figurehead is a guy who farms clout from 200 cosplay maoists by calling other leftists compradors

I fucking wish they were more like heaven’s gate, aella would be significantly less of a problem

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I will never discount the ability of nerds to ruin anything for themselves but I put a lot of this on the economics of TV production and contracts, which has also gotten us the Netflix Problem

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I truly believe 2012 me living in southie with a Mazda 3 would win this

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everyone is rightly terrified about the polls being wrong again but the other guys have perfectly recreated the conditions for poll miss but in the opposite direction

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they’re putting your ass in the contraption for that

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Only note is she should be announced from Brockton, Billerica or Lynn

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Ok I didn’t understand why you were more excited about this than your standard NXT pop star gimmick then I realized it was actually “townie piece of shit” and I love her

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see the trick is to be older and one step away from “fan culture” and therefore have zero nagging impulse to not think there is any pure of heart reason this sort of thing wouldn’t be embarrassing

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Step 1: figure out whether the ad is implying whether these are chasers or great leaders Step 2: Decipher the mind and orientation that would put all of these together in either of those categories

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If this is Dick Durbin’s long game I will be the first to apologize

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But for a character shown as unflappable for the entire film they sure went with the most flapped take

To be fair I think it may be more about cutting him down at that point. He thinks he’s the civilized one, he thinks he won, record scratch.

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