Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comSurprised Pikachu MemeALT: Surprised Pikachu Meme 000
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Giant Corporation Owned By Tech Billionaire to adapt Story About How Giant Corporations And Tech Billionaires Suck 0613
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Isn’t Night City COOL? Look at how badass all the advertisements are!! Property theft is illegal. Yoooo those holograms are sick! Please only utilize approved protest methods. Corporations are people. These cars are so badass, choom!” 0170
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Does anyone actually trust PARAMOUNT - A SKYDANCE CORPORATION to create a faithful anti-capitalist story? Or will it be 2hours30min of how badass the Torment Nexus is, actually? 5562
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I thought I saw an article earlier this week saying they had solved math? 010
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I paid nearly $600 for a chimney inspection that was never performed; company offered me $200 “apology” if I signed away my ability to leave them a negative review. I said “no” and they stopped responding. My case has been pending with your office for months - any updates? (Love your work btw!) 000
Reposted by JackCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/01/2026More and more people are saying it. Call stupid people stupid. Enough already. You are able to live without Smallpox because of a vaccine and post on your phone because smart people made those things. Shut the fuck up if you're an idiot and be thankful 750358
Reposted by JackCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2025We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart. 22798512141
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Is there a bundle of just the first 4 seasons for $80 I could buy instead 010
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just remembered that I’m going to really enjoy watching this movie 130
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026First show in I-don’t-know-how-long that hooked me for appointment viewing 010
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026They’re clearly making this to capitalize on the other big “Vice” product that’s releasing next month 000
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comFighting Ted the BearALT: Fighting Ted the Bear 020
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comOver The Garden Wall Wirt DancingALT: Over The Garden Wall Wirt Dancing 000
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comPeople Who Don't Know vs People Who Know MemeALT: People Who Don't Know vs People Who Know Meme 0580
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That’s what the device is for. It essentially is a fitness device that gives you perks in Pokemon GO just by walking instead of requiring you to play the game. 100
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t really use any of the alarm or sleep features. I mostly use it to automate Pokémon GO. Sometimes I want to spend time with my wife/friends instead of staring down at my phone catching pokemon, so I just slip this in my pocket. 100
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Newt is still alive? I thought he died in a rollercoaster crash 000
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You can play coop, it just splits the controls between 2 players (one player moves the Arwing, the other player shoots) 000
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Taking so long between seasons has genuinely soured me on the entire IP 130
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This isn’t “targeted discounts”, it’s just changing the headliner games to be a personalized recommendations rather than chosen by Steam. Everyone still has access to the same discounts. 001
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is just changing the deals that appear on the homepage to be based on individual player’s interests. Everyone still has access to the same discounts. 000
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is just making the advertised sales personalized to each user. Everyone still has access to the same discounts. So yeah, Sony still sucks. 060
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Can’t believe they didn’t announce 3D Mario or Smash during this 😔 what a disappointment 🥀🥀🥀 000
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I think the issue is that the generally accepted definition of “inflation” is “prices go up”. And when other factors (not inflation) cause prices to go up (Iran, tariffs, RAM shortage, etc) people assume it’s because of inflation 110
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is something that’s gonna be worth $800 on eBay in 20 years 010
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Talarico isn’t running for national office - he’s running IN TEXAS. Just look at Beto O’Rourke: took a hard anti-gun stance and LOST, because he was running IN TEXAS. 200
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Because the 3DS was struggling, hard. The Switch 2 is the fastest-selling console of all time. The 3DS price cut wasn’t out of the goodness of their hearts - it was because the system was ACTUALLY overpriced. Sales skyrocketed after the cut. 101
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It “fundamentally isn’t a Mario game” in the same way that Elden Ring “fundamentally isn’t a Dark Souls game” By that I mean: sure pal 200
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026static.klipy.comStar Wars Movie Credits RollALT: Star Wars Movie Credits Roll 090
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026People saying “this looks like AI” are experiencing an actual form of cyberpsychosis. I don’t mean that flippantly; seeing handcrafted art and immediately assuming it isn’t real is a very worrying mindset to have. I worry about the mental impact AI will have on society 231
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Oftentimes they add more shows to these sorts of things 000
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Let’s just say there’s a reason MK8D used the N64 Rainbow Road for the cover art and not MK8’s Rainbow Road 100
Jack @jack-parker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026By that logic you need to pay $400 for all the content in MK8 since 2013 040
