Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 29/07/2026“I’m afraid, Mr. Bond, you’ll find that Priest Holmes’s ACL is very much intact.” 020
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If Vrabel truly had the juice he would have brought in the Yosemite Bison and made it into some mindset allegory. He’s cooked! 040
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You’d be surprised how often “she’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro” comes in handy in daily life. 000
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Woof I HATE how deadly accurate this excerpt feels. 010
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 02/07/2026My instinct is Friday but it always makes Thursday more stressful. it’s a relief to have Monday off on a Sunday. 010
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 16/06/2026media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the name lisan al-gaib written below himALT: a close up of a man 's face with the name lisan al-gaib written below him 020
Reposted by Jack BurdenJason Rabinowitz @airlineflyer.net · 14/06/2026You can actually see the moment the Knicks won the NBA championship in the @mta.info B26 operating data lol 27914
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Gotta be pretty weird watching Fat Joe try and psych you out of a free throw 000
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Always wanted someone to do a one-year-long TV series adaptation of “Batman: The Long Halloween” wherein every episode comes out on the holiday during which each issue takes place. Starts Halloween one year, ends Halloween the next year. 120
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Our nearby resident loony recently did a front yard flag audit and swapped Trump 2024 for America250 and REMOVED the Gadsden flag which I’m assuming means they’ve decided they tacitly endorse all the treading. 0152
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Once he works out those last few bugsyoutu.beCatwoman Basketball SceneYouTube video by Bryce 010
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 15/05/2026The funny thing is if Bezos really wanted to he could hire good writers and video production staff to create something in some way compelling to lend legitimacy to this microwaved, replacement level conservative opinion crap but he can’t even be bothered. 071
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Book on the bengals has been that they just need a mediocre defense to be competitive, do you think that’s true and if so did they build a defense that’s “mediocre enough?” 010
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Don’t worry they have a sub with some experience 0190
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Would this make the episode in which Bart and Lisa sign Grandpa’s name to their itchy and scratchy scripts a confession? 0270
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 14/04/2026As a Hampshire grad, no Ashokan Farewell is gonna hit as hard as this Ashokan Farewell 020
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 13/04/2026All the 24-35 year old chuds obsessed with the crusades are gonna get what they want but really not in the way they wanted it 051
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 07/04/2026“Several others jumped in, including Mr Vance, eager to establish to reporters that he was also there and had actually been the smart one this whole time.” 0330
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 01/04/2026“Supporting legislation to protect the air we breathe is just common sense” says the Rep who would vote to dismantle literally any agency or law that might even accidentally protect the air we breathe. 110
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 15/03/2026“We have activated an 8x stab match for the IDES ONLY” 050
Reposted by Jack BurdenRuth Mottram @ruthmottram.eurosky.social · 27/02/2026Criminally funny, but also I'm crying inside Norway comes for the #TechBros www.forbrukerradet.no/breakingfree vimeo.com/1168468796?f...vimeo.comThe EnshittificatorDigital products and services keep getting worse. In the new report Breaking Free: Pathways to a fair technological future, the Norwegian Consumer Council has delved… 14543345
Reposted by Jack BurdenAdam Bonin @adambonin.bsky.social · 18/02/2026For months I've banged the drum that "not sure" has become the safe harbor answer for "Republicans who know Trump's probably wrong, but don't want to admit it." Today's Economist/YouGov Poll: Is Donald Trump racist? 41% of Republicans have No Opinion. d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/ec... 481715441
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Sometimes I think about how much harder it was in the days before social media to be exposed to opinions this stupid. 010
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 17/02/2026“Bet you feel so stupid about how right you were of the slipperiness of the slope” 0100
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 16/02/2026The Plain-Dealer is excited to announce a new experiment: we will eat the seed corn. 020
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 13/02/2026 the “eight two minute commercial breaks in a half hour” special. Think about a reverse mortgage! 000
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 11/02/2026We said we needed to end horse race coverage of politics and we meant it. 010
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 04/02/2026One of the best late-season lines is played for a laugh but is so revealing: when Don storms out of an ad hoc meeting and Pete tries to defend him saying “that is a very sensitive piece of horseflesh!” Just kills me every time. 000
Reposted by Jack BurdenBrad Lander @bradlander.bsky.social · 02/02/2026House Democrats must vote ‘no’ on DHS funding tomorrow. Our country is in the middle of a five alarm fire, and we must act like it. While ICE agents are killing Americans in the street and using five year old children as bait, we should not give that agency another dime. 342776622
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Looks like a team that earns an at large playoff bid if they go 5-7 to me 010
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Tired: liberals need a Joe Rogan Wired: liberals need to reanimate the corpse of Phil Donahue 150
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Gonna change my @ to Robdibble.throwin.bbs and get some of those sweet sweet midwestern Gen x follows 000
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 23/12/2025All the Trump kids going through government buildings and facilities, putting stickers with their initials on various battleships and tanks they want once he goes. 030
Jack Burden @jack-burden.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Can’t say I’m thrilled.media.tenor.coma man is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says " well it 's groundhog day ... again "Alt: a man is holding a microphone in front of a crowd and says " well it 's groundhog day ... again " 010
