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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 9h
How would that effect, uh affect, um impact what you write?
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 14h
It’s worse than you think. That’s for Christmas 2027.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is the NBA against illegal streams? Sure feels like they are promoting them pretty hard, year after year.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s that power substation outside the arena…
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shout out to any place that uses QR for their menu and has zero cell service
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looks like your ability to dad has also started this season with an extra 15 pounds of muscle and a newly developed 3 point shot.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Tell me about your favorite NBA team…”
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sacramento Kings providing leverage to players to get better contracts since 1985…
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Because this year it’ll be different!
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What Kings jersey was he wearing?
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All time wild ass prediction. Sucked because Rudy ended up like 8 points shy or something. Completely epic none the less.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That’s nearly how I won Nostradbass one season on StR. 82 predictions of: We lose. DMC has most points and rebounds. Rondo most assists. Done.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First week is always fun where you can’t quite remember everyone you have on your fantasy teams. Cheering for the wrong RB rushing for a TD, etc, etc.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Realize we are all taking turns capping on these things - but tell me they don’t look like some counterfeit thing up for sale in the parking lot of a game for $10
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Bread Zeppelin
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And three time outs left! lol
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So much this.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Anyone who goes into the job writing their SSN on their arms to help be identified after… I have no words. Thank you for all you’ve done.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Exactly. Instead of unveiling some Grogu or Mandalorian backstory it was just a normal episode of Baby Yoda stretched into 2 hours. Was fine, but nothing that the series wasn’t already delivering on.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nostalgia is a helluva drug.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And don’t vet min contracts NOT count against the cap? At least if you are at the max, you can still add someone on a vet min? I know there are some special provisions around it.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sacramenno
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What was the date that Skynet became sentient? Asking for a friend.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lol. It’d be like the enhanced Olympics (or whatever the pro drug one is). Violate any salary cap you want! Go crazy!
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Woah, woah, woah. An NBA blogger that’s also a nerd? Impossible
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
(Top ten podcast episode, BTW)
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No eagles out this morning, I hope.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wedding day slideshow material!
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Last one for me was whatever year the California Classic was played in Sac before this year. It’s a bit of a drive for me, but I’ve made at least one game for decades before then.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The subframe’s ability to catch stuff is undefeated. Nothing ever touches the ground.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The court reporter in the background just constantly rolling her eyes into the back of her head. Lolol. Hook it to my veins!
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
There couldn’t be anything better than octogenarians that couldn’t come within $100 of what a loaf of bread costs trying to grill twitch streamers. I’d pay for a year of those episodes in advance.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Followed by “yeah, took them four weeks to fix the machine after” lol
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Best use of AI for me asking it to dig through my Slack, emails, calendar events, Jira tickets and summarize big items over the last six months. Otherwise it is “Dunno. I picked up coffee for folks on my way in last week”
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Maybe the Clippers under the table offer drove up his price
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I just need you to start watching a lot of Dodgers games for me
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Bought all of Zeppelin on vinyl except for Houses of the Holy which was my first CD. And now my vinyl collection is incomplete 🙃
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Did the NBA even try looking? “Didn’t see anything in the glove box of my car - Ballmer must be innocent”
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Me in twenty years post treatment
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Simpson Balthazar Says Cowabunga, Dudes
ALT: Simpson Balthazar Says Cowabunga, Dudes
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Always loved that about track. Cross the finish line first, you win. No bias. No nothing. Absolutely pure.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You’ve always been a Kings fan. Did you ever have any taste?
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
And welcome to the rabbit hole. As soon as you lock in on the projector, then you fall down the even deeper hole of what type of screen to go with
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have the older version, but Epson 5050UB is very impressive and can be gotten off of Epson’s website as a refurb in the $2k range.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Proof: NBA Paint has made an entire career out of it
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
To hit prime time in that key European demographic?!? Yeah, I got nothin’
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Don't You Put That Evil On Me Ricky Bobby!
ALT: Don't You Put That Evil On Me Ricky Bobby!
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Fair, but our “works for us” means locking up a 4-10th spot in the lotto
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Man's Yes, No, and Thoughtful Expressions
ALT: Man's Yes, No, and Thoughtful Expressions
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
So aquaman was a stoner! That explains a lot really
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I thought you were supposed to breathe it. Just read the article in the nick of time *phew*
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