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@jace2k.bsky.social
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 2h
Shout out to any place that uses QR for their menu and has zero cell service
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“Tell me about your favorite NBA team…”
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First week is always fun where you can’t quite remember everyone you have on your fantasy teams. Cheering for the wrong RB rushing for a TD, etc, etc.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Realize we are all taking turns capping on these things - but tell me they don’t look like some counterfeit thing up for sale in the parking lot of a game for $10
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible: Bread Zeppelin
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What was the date that Skynet became sentient? Asking for a friend.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The levels to this joke is absolute peak Simpsons
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Who is the fictional character you relate to the most?
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Principal Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children
ALT: Principal Skinner: Am I Out Of Touch? No, It's The Children
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
From the photo finish of a horse race: "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!" Humor requiring a physics degree is my niche…
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Stop scrolling and post 2 characters who bring you happiness.
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Super Troopers: Right Meow!
ALT: Super Troopers: Right Meow!
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Adam Silver out there taking notes…
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“Do you even lift, bro?” But not an insult, but a question on how they got P1
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’ve Machined your last Rage Against The. Did I do it right? 🤣
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off turns 40 today. 👴🫠
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Give me the most 80's song you can think of
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A-ha: Take On Me Music Video Mirror Scene
ALT: A-ha: Take On Me Music Video Mirror Scene
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Lulz
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Lottery_Proposal_Final_Final_v3(2).docx
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Stern in his grave rn
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Man Awkwardly Drinking Water
ALT: Man Awkwardly Drinking Water
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“Hurt” - Johnny Cash. And the video for it is nothing less than perfection
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live Iron Maiden Metallica Joe Satriani Van Halen (Hagar) NIN Tori Amos Primus Ozzy (Zakk) Steve Miller Band Fleetwood Mac (w/o Buckingham)
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap. I’m too lazy. Almost_Famous.gif
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Slightly increase a band Tool Box
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Scott Perry would never…
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Slightly diminish a book: To Injure a Mockingbird
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Shockingly, Kuminga’s +/- of -44 today wasn’t the worst ever in playoff history
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
OG is now down 24-25 to the Hawks. He might not pull this off
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Advertise your account by using one (1) Simpsons image
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a cartoon of homer simpson snoring loudly in church
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson snoring loudly in church
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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a young boy standing in front of a door looking at the camera
ALT: a young boy standing in front of a door looking at the camera
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
In ten tankathon sims: First twice Second once Third once Sixth once Seventh four times Eighth once Only thing that matters is where the ping pong balls land on lottery day - but still interesting.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Are they going to announce the coin flip outcome via smoke? The Beam? Just keep us in suspense until the lottery?
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Not going to lie - stings a little bit every time the camera pans to someone in the Spurs crowd holding some Fox sign or what not. Glad for him … but he’s still our guy :(
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Going to need a running clock this full (4 game) PHX-OKC series
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Fortunately for me I’m used to the team I root for doing this
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Long time Rockets fan since about 6:15p today when I found out who they were playing.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Bluesky trying to rein in my screen time
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
lol. At this point, I’ll take the W. #LightTheBeam
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Alien
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Makes sense. Otherwise you’d try booking a flight and ended up scrolling on instagram for three hours
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It seems like in past years we had 82 games against the ‘96 Bulls and ‘16 Warriors. This year it is like 82 straight games against the ‘72 76ers when we need to lose…
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Me? It’s Tallica.
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This is the same team that just beat the Clippers and then won on a SEGABABA?
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Lololol
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Max with 82 to go to take away Bam’s record
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite lord of the rings character. Wrong answers only.
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sonic the hedgehog in a video game with score 2100
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Not that we didn’t know - but nice for Boogie to chime in
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
(Today, anyway)
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a man wearing a red shirt that says big baller brand never lost
ALT: a man wearing a red shirt that says big baller brand never lost
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Ok, this is awesome
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
#DustOffTheBeam
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I find it funny DeRozan is one of the only two Kings with a negative +/- half way into the 4th
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Jason @jace2k.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
#LightTheEthicalTank
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