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Seymour Butts

@jaaaails.bsky.social
29 followers 60 following 149 posts

27, she/they, libra, animal lover, an actual cat lady, in a relationship with my PC

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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me when i finally put microsoft copilot on my government computer and it prints out the gay cowboy mexican short novel ive been writing in Word at my supervisors office with timestamps and dates.
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
goose, i obtained my first orange in July and i am so happy to experience this with you
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
BREAKING: Mayor Mallow has opened gunfire at Papa’s Pancakeria with an assault rifle killing 12 and injuring 9. This story is developing.
Mayor Mallow of the Papas game franchise
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
i’m a fucking orphan
Tim Curry as IT smoking a cigarette underneath an umbrella A headshot of Dolly Parton in the early 70’s
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library became available to all 120 Kentucky counties in 2024, earning her the highest form of recognition the Commonwealth of Kentucky can give, a Kentucky Colonel. The Honorable Dolly Parton gave so much to us, a historically undereducated region. Thank you, Dolly 💗🦋
Dolly Parton holding 2 children’s books
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
my gorgeous boys after the vet yesterday 🩶🖤🧡
an orange, black and fuzzy gray kitten lounging on a blanket in an antique style chair
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
party like it’s 2009
a man and woman sharing a hotdog lady and the tramp style a woman with a face full of bronzer, hair bump, and an airbrush t shirt taking a photo in the mirror with a digital camera
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
rip omegle
an omegle chat log
Stranger: Hi 
You: what happens when you meet someone else with their dick out 
Stranger: Well we just exit the call
Stranger: Ok
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
do u care.
a native meadow featuring purple coneflowers and gray headed coneflowers in the foreground, tall grasses in the middle and trees in the background
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
no one understands my southern gothic swag quite like this rusty bridge on my property
a rusty bridge overlooking an extremely high and muddy creek with walnut trees leaning into the water
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
the summer all i did was watch One Piece and have cats
me with an orange and black kitten on my shoulders
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
going from a Zoro edit to a Cody Rhodes edit to a Johnny Knoxville edit
a man ferociously using 4 laptops at the same time
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the new boys are FIV and FeLV negative and now there’s 5 damn cats in my house
2 kittens, 8 weeks old. one is black and one is an orange tabby
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
uwu daddy wolf 🥺
a pink haired anime girl with cat paws
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
how i feel this weekend
the two redneck fish from the Spongebob Movie sitting outside the gas station asking “what’ll it be fellas, mustard or ketchup?”
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Seymour Butts @jaaaails.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
in a liberal way
a beautiful woman holding a giant beera beautiful woman holding an AR and a handgun2 hotdogs with mustard
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