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Jake 🏳️‍🌈

@jaaaaaaake.bsky.social
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Pittsburgh definitely unhinged, probably enraged

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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23h
if nothing else, dying chuck ensured the senate operated as a well-oiled judge factory while dead joe was president
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23h
it's also up to cryin' chuck to bring it to the floor, and that would not happen
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I guess we’ll do this again soon
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Going to bed but I made the mistake of looking at the initial results (not the initial initial, but a bit in), seeing them generally mapping onto a CAQ majority map we’ve seen twice now, and not expecting the Éric Duhaime Party to amount to as much as it did
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
boomers delenda est
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ngl like the polling was, what it was. i just thought the voters would behave better and not put everyone through *that* again
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
oh well.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gonna be a very strong PQ majority
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The bare minimum is barely comforting to see I guess
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am hearing that on his deathbed Dennis Hastert (pedophile shithead) received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pretty clear you’ve gotta just have fewer voters. The voters are bad, that’s the problem. Simple as.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m more sympathetic to the median voter (derogatory) than most people on here but it seems like the only way you can instill some sense of civic virtue is to shove the consequences directly into their face after the fact
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
american "worse things aren't possible" mindset strikes again
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The people are for they/them, not you (you being president crime)
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess we got the big guns yesterday
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
👇👇👇
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
genuinely impressive that even not even two years later, his legacy just gets worse and worse, egotistical stupid old man asshole
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dead joe should have been impeached for bailing these shitheads out. many reasons to hate that man, terrible president in so many ways
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’re transing the cats in the kindergarten bathroom litter boxes that is why they’ll lose
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Losing Alaska, losing Ohio, losing Texas (losing TX governor!!!!!!), tied in Kansas and essentially tied in Iowa, these fuckers have deserved this for my entire adult life, fuck them, fuck them so much please let me have this.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Please, this annoying gay guy (me) only wants one thing in life and it is the rejection, humiliation and annihilation of the GQP as a relevant political force for a lengthy, lengthy spell.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's sad he didn't live to get to see the day, but, his sister can honor his legacy and fulfill this destiny here by losing what was once his seat 😊
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How or why they bothered sending this to me in PGH is a better question, I am voting for Baruch Obama and the whole Dem ticket (this is a 90% Harris precinct, I don't know who I'm voting for, but, the whole blue team), not lady in state I no longer live in
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I cashed mine, I saw something from the NYS taxation whatever the fuck in Albany on actual state, whatever, and assumed they were coming after me for owing something (that is still a possibility in the future), but, no, cash this time
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
has everyone who paid taxes in NY in 2024 gotten and cashed their Hochul checks (election year gimmick) yet
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's crazy everyone but the government (who, notwithstanding their issues, have the biggest fuck-you majority in a generation) keeps saying an election is pending ASAP based on fuck all
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good try dead joe
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If "the base" (this is fake, see above) were interested in the GQP as a party then Democrats would have lost Senate races in Michigan, Nevada, Wisconsin, and possibly in Arizona as well, in which case the blue team would be *Fucked.* But again, there is no "base" and these are not voters.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump does not have "a base," these are non-voters, they are not people who vote. They turned out and voted just for *him* because they saw him as a totem of wealth and their dumb-as-shit pea brains thought he'd send them more cash, make prices 2019 again and make them rich too
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NEW: Statement from Christa Pike's lawyers: ”Tonight the State of Tennessee once again failed to carry out a lawful execution. ... Christa is being treated at a nearby hospital. We have not been informed as to her condition.” www.lawdork.com/p/the-big-pr...
Statement from Christa Pike's attorneys Randy Spivey and Kelly Gleason from the TN
Office of the Post Conviction Defender, and Stephen Ferrell and Luke Ihnen from Federal Defender Services of Eastern Tennessee
Tonight the State of Tennessee once again failed to carry out a lawful execution. We take no pleasure in being right, but the concerns raised by Ms. Pike proved to be true: difficult vein access, blown veins, degraded pentobarbital, no emergency medical care available when things inevitably go wrong, all under a protocol that remains veiled in secrecy.
Christa is being treated at a nearby hospital. We have not been informed as to her condition.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every transcontinental flight I take (good early fucking morning from this red-eye) I arrive at the conclusion that there is too much Nebraska (specifically) obviously and rectangles (generally). Compress them, there is no reason for all of that.
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When 2022 was R+2 it broke so many pundits Nate Silver created an alter-ego called “Nate Blue” which ended up more accurate
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it can't be that expensive to run spanish language radio ads in the RGV, that is where turnout drops off generally in midterms, and, given national polling (and state crosstab polling atp there), he has the most room to grow and needs to. Austin shitlibs are going to pokemon go to the polls, idk
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👇👇👇
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do think a tangible consequence is the corrupt, do-nothing GQP Congress will losing lose
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The solution may be to pour tea all over your floor?
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good night left coast
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably more than the child that has been kicking my seat and screaming for five hours
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I must note I am on a plane with others able to see my phone, however I did glimpse before scrolling back away :)
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fat cat friday?
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have they tried telling voters about what they're achieving with the ballroom. Maybe reiterate one more time "Iran can never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u...
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anything for John Roberts’ special little boy 😌
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Based more please. Biggest lie spread is 100% voter turnout is good.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sanctions enforcement
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
normal thursday evening
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is why I have loudly been saying the solution is to massively restrict the franchise
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just hearing for the first time now that president crime is not someone who can be trusted to keep his end of a deal. who knew.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what's a couple hundred thousand dollars of gold bullion between friends, really
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mass disenfranchisement NOW
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