Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 2hI am hearing that on his deathbed Dennis Hastert (pedophile shithead) received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet! 000
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 16hPretty clear you’ve gotta just have fewer voters. The voters are bad, that’s the problem. Simple as. 120
Reposted by Jake 🏳️🌈Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 23hI’m more sympathetic to the median voter (derogatory) than most people on here but it seems like the only way you can instill some sense of civic virtue is to shove the consequences directly into their face after the fact 171279122
Reposted by Jake 🏳️🌈Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 23hamerican "worse things aren't possible" mindset strikes again 226229
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The people are for they/them, not you (you being president crime) 000
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026dead joe should have been impeached for bailing these shitheads out. many reasons to hate that man, terrible president in so many ways 111
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They’re transing the cats in the kindergarten bathroom litter boxes that is why they’ll lose 010
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Losing Alaska, losing Ohio, losing Texas (losing TX governor!!!!!!), tied in Kansas and essentially tied in Iowa, these fuckers have deserved this for my entire adult life, fuck them, fuck them so much please let me have this. 020
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's sad he didn't live to get to see the day, but, his sister can honor his legacy and fulfill this destiny here by losing what was once his seat 😊 100
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026has everyone who paid taxes in NY in 2024 gotten and cashed their Hochul checks (election year gimmick) yet 120
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it's crazy everyone but the government (who, notwithstanding their issues, have the biggest fuck-you majority in a generation) keeps saying an election is pending ASAP based on fuck all 010
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Trump does not have "a base," these are non-voters, they are not people who vote. They turned out and voted just for *him* because they saw him as a totem of wealth and their dumb-as-shit pea brains thought he'd send them more cash, make prices 2019 again and make them rich too 110
Reposted by Jake 🏳️🌈Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026NEW: Statement from Christa Pike's lawyers: ”Tonight the State of Tennessee once again failed to carry out a lawful execution. ... Christa is being treated at a nearby hospital. We have not been informed as to her condition.” www.lawdork.com/p/the-big-pr... 17553164
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every transcontinental flight I take (good early fucking morning from this red-eye) I arrive at the conclusion that there is too much Nebraska (specifically) obviously and rectangles (generally). Compress them, there is no reason for all of that. 120
Reposted by Jake 🏳️🌈Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When 2022 was R+2 it broke so many pundits Nate Silver created an alter-ego called “Nate Blue” which ended up more accurate 5794
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I do think a tangible consequence is the corrupt, do-nothing GQP Congress will losing lose 021
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Have they tried telling voters about what they're achieving with the ballroom. Maybe reiterate one more time "Iran can never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u... 010
Reposted by Jake 🏳️🌈Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Based more please. Biggest lie spread is 100% voter turnout is good. 726721
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is why I have loudly been saying the solution is to massively restrict the franchise 121
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026just hearing for the first time now that president crime is not someone who can be trusted to keep his end of a deal. who knew. 020
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026what's a couple hundred thousand dollars of gold bullion between friends, really 000
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026also the failing fake news media is going to breathlessly cover this in a way they never bothered to with all the other blatantly illegal things the administration has done, btw 000
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ngl figured they'd do this, don't think it'll go well for them tho 010
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Have Democrats tried insulting the voters of Maine, calling them stupid fucking idiots. I’m out here every single day winning hearts and minds, what are they even doing 131
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it's disgusting seeing the failing new york times run a hit piece on a girlboss running for senate ngl 030
Reposted by Jake 🏳️🌈Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 23/09/2026You can't be posting this without the full text, where he says the problem is "fake and gay ads" and calls for Donald Trump to campaign harder in Iowa. They aren't just panicking, they're completely oblivious to how to solve the problem. 2455679
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026idk what the big deal is they are total stealth until they open the bomb doors 010
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026everyone in GQP congress world is saying the war needs to end. in what shape or form do they want to end it? and who is "iran" that the crime administration are signing another versailles treaty with to end the war. the IRGC? the possibly dead supreme leader ayatollah manitoba? 121
Reposted by Jake 🏳️🌈Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Dems have 215 seats vs 194 in 2018 which is probably a much bigger factor here I seriously dont know how people in politics are this bad at their jobs 1526719
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I was under the impression the polls are fake and not to be trusted 000
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if everyone used their health insurance the industry would collapse immediately 010
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026what kind of working professional only has $150k in their 401k 000
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Were the dumb as shit voters voting for this when they picked him in 2024? No. But they’re stupid fucking children and were voting for a fantasy that did not and was not going to exist either. There needs to be far fewer voters. 000
Jake 🏳️🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You kinda have a moral obligation to send your kids to private school unless they have access to a top-tier public school (most public schools are not top-tier) 010
Reposted by Jake 🏳️🌈Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026He's thinking too small. The triumphal arch should be topped with 50 foot tall statues of Nike, who can shoot lasers out of her eyes, and in whose arms nestle functional machine guns. In an emergency, her breasts slide to the side, revealing grenade launchers. 761026100