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Jake 🏳️‍🌈

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Pittsburgh definitely unhinged, probably enraged

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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 2h
I am hearing that on his deathbed Dennis Hastert (pedophile shithead) received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 7h
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 16h
Pretty clear you’ve gotta just have fewer voters. The voters are bad, that’s the problem. Simple as.
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 23h
I’m more sympathetic to the median voter (derogatory) than most people on here but it seems like the only way you can instill some sense of civic virtue is to shove the consequences directly into their face after the fact
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 23h
american "worse things aren't possible" mindset strikes again
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The people are for they/them, not you (you being president crime)
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dead joe should have been impeached for bailing these shitheads out. many reasons to hate that man, terrible president in so many ways
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They’re transing the cats in the kindergarten bathroom litter boxes that is why they’ll lose
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Losing Alaska, losing Ohio, losing Texas (losing TX governor!!!!!!), tied in Kansas and essentially tied in Iowa, these fuckers have deserved this for my entire adult life, fuck them, fuck them so much please let me have this.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's sad he didn't live to get to see the day, but, his sister can honor his legacy and fulfill this destiny here by losing what was once his seat 😊
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
has everyone who paid taxes in NY in 2024 gotten and cashed their Hochul checks (election year gimmick) yet
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's crazy everyone but the government (who, notwithstanding their issues, have the biggest fuck-you majority in a generation) keeps saying an election is pending ASAP based on fuck all
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good try dead joe
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Trump does not have "a base," these are non-voters, they are not people who vote. They turned out and voted just for *him* because they saw him as a totem of wealth and their dumb-as-shit pea brains thought he'd send them more cash, make prices 2019 again and make them rich too
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NEW: Statement from Christa Pike's lawyers: ”Tonight the State of Tennessee once again failed to carry out a lawful execution. ... Christa is being treated at a nearby hospital. We have not been informed as to her condition.” www.lawdork.com/p/the-big-pr...
Statement from Christa Pike's attorneys Randy Spivey and Kelly Gleason from the TN
Office of the Post Conviction Defender, and Stephen Ferrell and Luke Ihnen from Federal Defender Services of Eastern Tennessee
Tonight the State of Tennessee once again failed to carry out a lawful execution. We take no pleasure in being right, but the concerns raised by Ms. Pike proved to be true: difficult vein access, blown veins, degraded pentobarbital, no emergency medical care available when things inevitably go wrong, all under a protocol that remains veiled in secrecy.
Christa is being treated at a nearby hospital. We have not been informed as to her condition.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every transcontinental flight I take (good early fucking morning from this red-eye) I arrive at the conclusion that there is too much Nebraska (specifically) obviously and rectangles (generally). Compress them, there is no reason for all of that.
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When 2022 was R+2 it broke so many pundits Nate Silver created an alter-ego called “Nate Blue” which ended up more accurate
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I do think a tangible consequence is the corrupt, do-nothing GQP Congress will losing lose
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good night left coast
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have they tried telling voters about what they're achieving with the ballroom. Maybe reiterate one more time "Iran can never be allowed to have a nuclear weapon." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/25/u...
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anything for John Roberts’ special little boy 😌
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Based more please. Biggest lie spread is 100% voter turnout is good.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sanctions enforcement
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
normal thursday evening
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is why I have loudly been saying the solution is to massively restrict the franchise
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just hearing for the first time now that president crime is not someone who can be trusted to keep his end of a deal. who knew.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what's a couple hundred thousand dollars of gold bullion between friends, really
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mass disenfranchisement NOW
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
also the failing fake news media is going to breathlessly cover this in a way they never bothered to with all the other blatantly illegal things the administration has done, btw
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ngl figured they'd do this, don't think it'll go well for them tho
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Have Democrats tried insulting the voters of Maine, calling them stupid fucking idiots. I’m out here every single day winning hearts and minds, what are they even doing
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
kingggggg
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's disgusting seeing the failing new york times run a hit piece on a girlboss running for senate ngl
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 23/09/2026
You can't be posting this without the full text, where he says the problem is "fake and gay ads" and calls for Donald Trump to campaign harder in Iowa. They aren't just panicking, they're completely oblivious to how to solve the problem.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
idk what the big deal is they are total stealth until they open the bomb doors
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
everyone in GQP congress world is saying the war needs to end. in what shape or form do they want to end it? and who is "iran" that the crime administration are signing another versailles treaty with to end the war. the IRGC? the possibly dead supreme leader ayatollah manitoba?
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Ben McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dems have 215 seats vs 194 in 2018 which is probably a much bigger factor here I seriously dont know how people in politics are this bad at their jobs
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was under the impression the polls are fake and not to be trusted
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if everyone used their health insurance the industry would collapse immediately
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what kind of working professional only has $150k in their 401k
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
TRVTH NVKE
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Mary Peltola @marypeltola.com · 23/09/2026
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Were the dumb as shit voters voting for this when they picked him in 2024? No. But they’re stupid fucking children and were voting for a fantasy that did not and was not going to exist either. There needs to be far fewer voters.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
REAL™
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Restrict the franchise simple as
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You kinda have a moral obligation to send your kids to private school unless they have access to a top-tier public school (most public schools are not top-tier)
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's thinking too small. The triumphal arch should be topped with 50 foot tall statues of Nike, who can shoot lasers out of her eyes, and in whose arms nestle functional machine guns. In an emergency, her breasts slide to the side, revealing grenade launchers.
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Jake 🏳️‍🌈 @jaaaaaaake.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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