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What's the deal with all these leaves suddenly scattered over the pavement in the last few weeks? Who is doing this and why?

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James Nalton @jdnalton.bsky.social · 18h

A very Trumpian statement from Man City's leadership.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 20h

I always thought that the man city allegations were going to be pretty bad but I never expected the actual breaches would be anywhere near this level of bad. I don't even know how the league can possibly begin to move forward from this.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 22h

Since becoming low key addicted to Instagram Reels nine days ago i have developed several new insecurities about parts of my body I never even gave a single thought about before. Real great platform.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ah fuck Google has now fully replaced Google Assistant with Gemini and I fucking hate it.

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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Four pints. I’d rather four pints.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The fuck you mean i have to wait another whole month to see Primetime. This fucking county.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You know what, tomorrow I'm just going to not have crippling social anxiety anymore (skeeting it into existence).

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Feeling a lot of positive energy today and it really is nice.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think all of my overly political Twitter posting from like 2019-2023 really broke something in me.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Listening to a lot of age of adz right now and feeling chaotic and gay.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Imagining someone not getting the Simpsons reference in my bio and just thinking I'm a furry. I am not a furry.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think I'm going to have to go to England for the first time in over seven years and I'm not happy about it.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Ever since I got back on Bluesky I just keep posting about how gay I am. I'm gay, Marge!

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

that game changer finale really got away from them a bit huh

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The American girl in my work has spent the morning completely decorating her office in Halloween decorations. It's the 22nd day of September. We only took down our 9/11 never forget trees a few days ago.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Can we reclaim cocksucker? Could be kinda badass.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Wait, everyone on this app is gay?

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

God was playing some sick joke when he made me gay but also made my favourite artist be Bob Dylan. What am I supposed to do with that?

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Honestly so great to see how little restraint they seem to feel at SNL UK in what they feel they can touch. Hopefully that doesn't diminish as you can imagine they'll start getting some pushback.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

After not having any up social media for most of a year, I started actively using Instagram recently. Today, in an incredibly hungover state, I discovered the Reels tab for the first time and I just completely lost seven hours of my day.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I do not enjoy this whole Jordan Henderson playing for Chelsea affair. It's better than him being in Saudi I guess, but now I have to see my boy doing this.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Putting on a film thinking it's in Swedish and it turns out to be in *gulps* Norwegian.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Anyone want to go on a date or something?

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I hate my birthday and never do anything for it but it's my 10 year vegan anniversary soon and I want to have a big vegan bash. No idea what that would entail.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Anybody know of any jobs available that aren't my current job?

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I am watching this AI drama like I'm TMZ right now so after getting exposed for sniping that physics prize by stealing some legit mathematicians' work, and that one quitter who was like "it's gonna kill us all" suddenly elon and sam altman are both are like "hmm maybe we should scale back"

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think I would make an excellent beer baron tbh.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Bluesky is about nine people but nine people posting constantly.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Disappointed my dad couldn't find a place closer to the sea for his new house.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I am not a gamer, but I think fucking with gamers is the moment capitalism's hubris has finally gone too far for its own survival.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Mint Poppets and coffee is a 10/10 breakfast experience.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I manage to move through space in the most autistic ways possible.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

boy, we can do much more together

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

As the only ontologically correct individual on the entire planet, I'm letting you know that Toploader's version of Dancing in the Moonlight actually a great fucking time and it's everyone else who is wrong about this.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I didn't know that I could fancy Mark Ruffalo more.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

are spurs... are spurs worse?

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Jane Schoenbrun, I love you and the way you come up with endlessly inventive ways to deepen my endlessly unresolved crisis of gender.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I used to go on this website called twitter dot com back in 2020 and just post some of the worst takes imaginable like it was my job.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I swear the pigeons on sauchiehall street are plotting something and I think it's gonna be bad.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

All I want is to work at an independent cinema of some kind. That's all I need from life. Pay me in films (and some money).

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I keep having to do this every time i listen to the new Phoebe.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Far too often when I'm having a conversation with new people about movies they'll say some version of "Don't judge me but I still just love H*rry P*tter" I just want you to know that I am judging you. Very much so.

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Jake 🇵🇸 @j320.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I have loved you for the last time (is it a video)

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