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VIK VANQUISH

@j1ndivik.bsky.social
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♾️🦋 25 he/him, audhd, bi shitty music, shitty games, shitty jokes "either shit or get off the pot"

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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 13h
static.klipy.com
Frieren Headpat
ALT: Frieren Headpat
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 16h
a good puppy like you gets all my attention
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 16h
great now i'm getting hair envy
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 18h
they only sacrifice virgins so i'm good there
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 18h
->"Hug Ralsei"
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 18h
i think that's called social engineering
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
if they had a problem with it, they'd tell you to come back
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
malfoid sounds like an aggressive malignant hemorrhoid you might wanna see a doctor about that
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i just nicked myself while shaving and now i'm bleeding from at least 7 spots on my neck if you're a vampire, hmu
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
watched the new knights of guinevere the fight scenes were insane, the art looked drop dead gorgeous, the music was cool, and the lore is rather intriguing but i must say, sparky's voice acting kinda took me out of it a little, overdelivered it imo aside from that, well done 8/10
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you devious little scamp
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
goddamn do i need to make out with someone
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
puppy
static.klipy.com
Relaxing Dog Petting
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so many people have botched lethal injections and they always describe feeling intense and horrific pain that it's shocking how anyone sees it as humane people just call it "humane" because it's the most comfortable to watch, but from the POV of the condemned, it's downright torture
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
firing squads are more humane than lethal injections
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i prefer to call mine penile portraits
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when i hear someone say "we have to beat china in the race to develop artificial intelligence" i read it as "we have to drive faster off this cliff otherwise china will beat us"
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
awooooooo!
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
how many times does jalen hurts have to get sacked before it gets through to you that getting rid of aj brown was a mistake
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Janey Poodle 🐩 @janeypoodle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every AI data center should be destroyed
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i'm gonna fill it even more, cause you're such a good girl
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
also i walked out the theater and i see a police car parked right by the front doors, now THAT's what i call immersion
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
while i do agree that this movie showed chris in a much fairer light (given how he did actually cheat on his wife and was the typical TV asshole behind the scenes) the opening scene where he was interrogating the predator was so badass
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the downside of youtube having prestige among advertising is that now going to the movie theater is like sitting through a long session of youtube ads before the real trailers start
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
listening to shitty mp3s of radioslop in a non electrified chair in a movie theater the 2000s really are back
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
having myself a seat for chris hansen
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
alright fine, you're a bad puppy then you still deserve headpats tho
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so you can't discern if this does not apply to you, therefore it does apply to you logically speaking, you are a good puppy and you deserve headpats
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
why the hell is my phone asking to beam stuff to my car thru airplay when it's been off for a half hour
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
how do you know what it says if you can't read?
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All puppy girls are good and deserve headpats, including you (yes you, the one reading this post)
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you know you're a good president when you have to constantly tell people how good of a job you're doing as president including buying ad space with taxpayer dollars for shitty aura edits
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
if you look deeply at the "lore" of the series, it becomes very obvious how "mormon coded" it is (i know he isn't actually mormon but it's close enough that the distinction doesn't matter) before fnaf he started with shitty christian games the signs were always there
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the original five nights at freddy's was an allegory for an actual shooting at a chuck e cheese in the 90s, and if that's what it all amounted to, it wouldve been way more interesting instead it became about posessed animatronics and vengeful souls and lore of biblical proportions
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
fnaf dropped off a fucking cliff after fnaf 3 but nobody wants to have that conversation
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🫂🫂🫂
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
¿por qué no los dos?
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
got my latest covid shots, hopefully the bill gates 5g microchip will kick in this time around cause reception is ass this time around
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vin Diesel
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i wanna be a lion
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
hell yea snake time
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
abolish greek life in its entirety if the cornell 7 didn't exist, it wouldve been another snapchat group at another fraternity touting "free pussy", and they haze all the newcomers to enforce them to stay silent on this even if they know it's wrong rape culture doesn't exist in a vaccuum
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is morally acceptable to deadname a clanker
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ah yes, I'm glad to be ushering in the new age of Stupor Intelligence
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
idk, i'll get back to you as soon as i'm done listening to someone keeps moving my chair by TMBG for the 500th time in a row
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
seths to the left of me, aquas to the right here i am stuck in the middle with you
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i am now 100% convinced that toby fox watched reservoir dogs while making chapter 5 and nobody can tell me otherwise #deltarune
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
at least i can trust sonic to run the ball all the way to the endzone
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VIK VANQUISH @j1ndivik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
anyone have any good ides for what to do with a 16 gb ipad air 3/4 that hasn't been used since obama?
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