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Chicken-fried Gelato

@j0seph08.bsky.social
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He we are. Another year. Politics - if the price of eggs was your determining factor in your vote, we’re not gonna vibe.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 7h
El-Sayed: JD Vance called me a little weasel today. No, what you’re talking about is a fucking wolverine.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A Cornell alum wrote the story
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If your reaction to a sitting Congresswoman of the oppo party to the Pres having their home raided in an attempt to strip them of their naturalized citizenship & send them back to their country of birth 3 weeks before an election is to write a halfass letter then you cannot be my leader #NotMyLeader
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Apparently the Russian checks stopped coming in for BoJo.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Those men smiling because they felt bonita
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Should we expect you to start throwing your digital, fecal excrement on the internet too?
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why does @msnowreports.bsky.social air Trump’s clearly illegal war mongering commercials? In a time when attentions are earned why do you choose to turn off your viewers??
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know your plastic surgery is bad when Jigsaw gives you Dr. Miami’s direct line.
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Saw Jigsaw Puppet Close-Up
ALT: Saw Jigsaw Puppet Close-Up
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know what, not even surprised on this timeline.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not unless he changes his healthcare for all stance. It will be a Harris candidacy all over again. He knows how to deliver a speech including stagecraft, but on individual issues a lot of his stances make Barack Obama look pretty liberal.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The international fascism network brought to you by sponsors Steve Bannon and other nationalist ghouls.
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you’re not actively working to stop this you are aligned with the villains of the story. There is no justification for this only excuses.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 07/10/2026
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"This day is profoundly painful for so many New Yorkers. It marks three years since the horrific war crimes of October 7. On that day, Hamas killed more than 1,100 Israelis and abducted 251 others. We grieve alongside our many friends and neighbors who still carry that unthinkable loss.
 
The suffering did not begin nor end that day. It instead continued through the Israeli government’s devastating, ongoing genocide in Gaza, in which it has killed more than 74,000 Palestinians—including more than 21,000 children. Even since the so-called ceasefire, more than 1,400 Palestinians have been killed. That suffering has intensified with every Israeli bomb dropped on ambulances waiting outside hospitals, every drone strike targeting a residential building or journalist, and every shipment of food aid turned away at a border crossing. Many New Yorkers are reckoning with this unbearable grief, and we mourn alongside them – all while knowing that our tax dollars fund these war crimes.
 
Three years later, we must refuse to accept a world in which occupation and apartheid continue, where war crimes are met with impunity, and our federal government continues its complicity with every arms shipment.
 
To honor the dead, we must fight for a world in which every person can live with freedom, safety, and dignity."
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank you for coming forward. We need more voices from inside the uniform standing shoulder-to-shoulder with us to reject this extremism, protect our democratic norms, and demand accountability.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goddamn, this point by @anandwrites.bsky.social really needed saying.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not real happy about it but it does seem like 3 wins is what it takes here in Cleveland to blunt the edge of criticism people may have had regarding his 22 settlements of s*xual assault. If we make the playoffs expect to hear talk of a bronze statue in his image being built. 😑
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just had a thought - if corporations are people, is Merger and Acquisition legalized human trafficking? Is the dissolution of a corporation legalized euthanasia? If a product tests poorly and is eliminated before coming to market is that a legalized corporate abortion?
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Demote them to 5th division, let them sell, and bring in an owner not looking to was their country’s image.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He knew how to do that because in America you have to set your own shoulder since going to the hospital is financially ruinous.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW AD: Are you a data center company looking to take over rural Texas? Are you a crime-loving millionaire looking to throw the FBI off your scent? Are you a child predator looking to get out of jail after just 1 day? Call 844-WHOS-KEN to hear what Ken Paxton can do for you!
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hearing the story today about JD Vance considering Sen Schmitt as his running mate over lil Marco, it makes sense why he would go through with it so hard. It was an audition of loyalty. When seen through that lens this all starts to make sense.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Israel fans chanted IDF and made monkey noises at black Irish players during the game against Ireland. Ban Israel.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Joe Scarborough: It’s important we now have documentation that the Republican Party has corrupted itself to this degree. Republicans now support the Centralized State stealing taxpayers’ money to run ads for their political party.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Possible this was sponsored by 🔵⚪️ state?
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Uh oh. Looks like Little Marco might be adding another job to his resume.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nah watch the rest of the interview not just a clip. She says she doesn’t want to pursue impeachment. She takes money from AIPAC and does not support universal healthcare (which she gets as an injured veteran and senator for life).
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When there’s trouble you can call DW!
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why do you support the merging of Paramount and Warner Brothers?
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NYT has now independently corroborated all the major allegations against Susan Collins in the ProPublica report, including that investigators were prepared to move against her and then Trump intervened to shut it down. This put Trump in a position of exceptional and extortionate leverage over her.
nytimes.com
F.B.I. Shut Down Inquiry Into Top Ally of Senator Susan Collins
The inquiry was closed last year because senior bureau officials questioned the veracity of a campaign donor’s account, according to current and former officials.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
🙌🏼 same!
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hence why Congress is out for the next seven weeks.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stop trying to find consistency in their made up religion. Don’t accept their premise. The argument is “we believe in science and researched-based medical interventions. We do not accept your made up beliefs. Full stop.”
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just a bag-o-meat. No sympathy or thought was given to the least among us, so in turn no sympathy or thought will be given to him in this situation. May he have an itch in a place he can’t reach.
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butterflygirl24 @butterflygirl24.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Make Mutha F’n ICE famous n expose who they r! 😂🤣 Los Angeles ✊🏼 #dismantleice #california #losangeles
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don’t want a presentation that could have been a fundraising email that I could have deleted. I want strident calls for action to halt the economy and hold it hostage until the entire administration and their enablers are in Gitmo awaiting trial. Anything short of that is capitulation.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don’t want a presentation that could have been a fundraising email that I could have deleted. I want strident calls for action to halt the economy and hold it hostage until the entire administration and their enablers are in Gitmo awaiting trial. Anything short of that is capitulation.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Where was this approved? When did congress appropriate the money?
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 03/09/2026
NEW on “Paper Trail”: More likely than not, there are ”forever chemicals” in your blood. Here’s the thing: 3M knew that these chemicals had seeped into people’s blood for decades — and continued making them. We found out how they kept this secret. Listen to the full episode:
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How the Planet-Altering Disaster of “Forever Chemicals” Was Kept Secret
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
As the Japanese and Koreans have already shown, Americans want their cars to FEEL like they’re getting what they paid for. GM and Ford have shown that bottom of the rung Hot Wheels-looking cars are not worth upwards of $35k+.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You misspelled ‘moos’
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
More training is required yearly to be a teacher than to be a police officer with a right to take a life at any moment depending on their mood.
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Here’s why. Conservative media is rabid, unflinching obedience to the cause. Progressive media is shouted down by “centrist” Democrats. Progressive media requires money and ruthlessness, 2 things we currently lack.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
People need to go to jail for this. Full stop.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 29/08/2026
Whoa! Pentagon officials are warning of Navy payroll shortfalls after funds meant for service member pay were raided to help cover war costs. 📌 An official says they had to use “imaginative” workarounds to avoid the shortfall.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/08/2026
RFK Jr complains that people in hospice aren't dying quick enough and therefore cost too much money
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Chicken-fried Gelato @j0seph08.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Odd that once he was released home we stopped getting the AI slop, proof of life pictures. Shame that @govandybeshear.bsky.social backed down so easily & looks to run in 2028. #WheresMitch
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