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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 23/10/2026

lol nice www.mitmproxy.org/posts/releas...

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 16/09/2026

Big ups to ChatGPT, who just dropped the S bomb on me after 3 years of me (somehow) not once cursing at it.

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 14/09/2026

Things you don’t want to find in your data center

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 08/08/2026

Cool, you guys run with that is I’m gonna switch up to these today. I’m already watching tomorrow’s talks.

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 08/08/2026

My #1 @defcon.bsky.social tip was given to me by 47-year Defcon veteran @mog.evil.af, who said 3 squirts of Mio Energy in your room humidifier will allow you to actually bypass the 321 rule and stay awake for the entirety of Defcon

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 24/07/2026

I could automate this but who cares

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 23/07/2026

OpenAI turning off frontier model guardrails in a desperate bid for attention be like

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 22/07/2026

You know I keep that thang on me

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 22/07/2026

Me running Windows apps on Linux

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 16/07/2026

Glad we’re finally modernizing the HTTP response codes

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 16/07/2026

What an AQI of 400 looks like from above. Hope you didn’t throw your respirators out after Covid.

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 13/07/2026

Someone just shipped something to me wrapped only in a target shopping bag and USPS was all about it

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 13/07/2026

READY FOR DEFCON!! Don’t forget to DM @erratarob.bsky.social for the location of this year’s #BurnerBurnPit!

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 30/06/2026

My new bike helmet does not seem too enthused about what’s about to happen to it

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 29/06/2026

So here’s what’s banned at the Great American State Fair Raspberry Pis and laptops are banned, but not servers/desktop computers or any of the other dozen nano-computer platforms. Also why is “Router” (woodworking, I assume) the only singular item? Of I bring two, it’s cool?

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 16/06/2026

Azure orgs securing AI be like

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 07/06/2026

There is absolutely no way I am on 4th street

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 05/06/2026

Like and subscribe if this reminded you of a very specific door

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 03/06/2026

Fr; I agreed to speak at the Cyber Leaders’ Summit Miami this June because it brings the right people together, focuses on relevant conversations, and is run by a team that genuinely cares about doing this properly. lnkd.in/g9EGkjEp

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 03/06/2026

Y’all ever been so Italian that you broke your garlic press? 🤌

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 19/05/2026

Market is up? Invest in T-shirts. Market is down? Invest in T-shirts.

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 19/05/2026

I got 2nd in the @OzCon CTF today, after not having done one in 10 years. 1st & 3rd place were software devs running 6 & 1 agents. It’s not a testament to my ability, it’s a testament to the reality of leveraging GenAI for tasks humans have traditionally been bad at.

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 19/05/2026

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 09/05/2026

Keep filling your diapers about Mythos tho

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 06/05/2026

Did you know that you can just do things

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 05/05/2026

This is a metaphor for my entire life

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 03/05/2026

JFC Youtube; how about like a "please restart your browser" or something first?

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 03/05/2026

Do you guys think bro is doing OK in 2026

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 02/05/2026

This guy has such an unfortunate name. He’s gotta be so lonely.

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 25/04/2026

Oh shit they’re already up to “thinking”

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 24/04/2026

Silicon Valley has finally invented the concept of employment. Pullman-era Communism is right around the corner.

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Johnny Xmas @j0hnnyxm4s.johnnyxmas.net · 20/04/2026

People spending the past decade knowingly training AI by swapping their face with their dog’s in some phone cancer app and being like “why does this trash hallucinate all the time”