john @j0hn.bsky.social · 23/07/2023people who accidentally smash a bottle of apple cider vinegar in the grocery store should be instantly transported to hell 020
john @j0hn.bsky.social · 22/07/2023i’m offering you asking price for your item on marketplace and you’re leaving me on read 020
john @j0hn.bsky.social · 14/07/20232023 may not be the year i finally get a drivers license but it’s looking to be the year i get a motorcycle 020
john @j0hn.bsky.social · 06/07/2023they delivered my food like 3 hours ago but didn’t mark it as delivered so i’ve been watching them drive around and now it seems like they’ve gone home 162
Reposted by johnbuth hole @anal.bsky.social · 04/07/2023I don't know what bitcoin is. I want to spend the night in a cave by a fire 192
john @j0hn.bsky.social · 03/07/2023i appreciate the spirit of amber alerts but it’s the middle of the day and some of us are trying to sleep 030
john @j0hn.bsky.social · 03/07/2023i wonder if i inhaled black mold and asbestos and maybe that’s why i don’t feel good 130
