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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is pure genius
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Cozy Grove: Camp Spirit. I’ve got plenty of food and supplies but I’m a bit lonely and have to do a lot of emotional labor and chores. So… it’s not unlike real life but with more bears.
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hear it’s black cat appreciation day! Behold the void! Sebastian T. Void.
Black cat with yellow eyes perched with all four feet on the narrow back of a dining chair. Behind him, a black cat wheel. And a banana toy.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 16/08/2026
PSA: Signal apparently has a bug right now where if you have somebody scan your QR code it exposes your phone number and not your username, so if you don’t want to have the embarrassing interaction I just had where somebody was like “seriously? don’t you work in cybersecurity?” act accordingly
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
IS IT YOU ? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A STRONG SKELTEN LEAN'S AGAINST THE WALL IN AN OFFICE AND SAYS "WE CAN STOP AI, ALL WE NEED IS ONE PERSON WHOSE WILLING TO TURN OFF THE AIR CONDITIONING IN THE DATA CENTERS" - IF THE ENFORCEMENT OF A LAW CAN BE CIRCUMVENTED WITH MONEY AND POWER THEN IT IS AN IMMORAL LAW - IF YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD CAN BE DESTOYED BECAUSE A COMPANY DECIDED YOUR NOT RICH ENOUGH TO FIGHT BACK THEN THAT COMPANY SHOULD NOT EXIST - IF A BUSINESS CAN TAINT THE WATER AND AIR AND SOIL ON THE ONLY PLANET WE CAN LIVE ON THEN THAT BUSINESS SHOULD BE STOPPED - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“We know this homeopathic medication works because we use it on each other”
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Please enjoy these sled dog puppies
A 12ish day old white puppy with black spots, eyes barely open, cuddled with a black puppy with white spots in a plywood house with sawdust on the floor.
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If it’s a work audience it’s probably the “good fences make good neighbors” talk on why boundaries are critical in consulting. If it’s not a work audience I’m not sure and that is one of my problems right now.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A plate of momos (a twisted dumpling) with a bit of spicy red sauce in the middle. The caption reads: ignore fomo, acquire momo.
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It’s probably a bulleted list that gets shit done.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELOTEN IN HELL DREAMEN ABOUT THERE OLD COMPUTER RIG, A BEIGE PEACE OF SHIT THAT WOULD RATTLE AND BEEP, BUT WHEN IT GOT GOING, IT WOULD LET YOU LOOK AT ANY THING YOU WANTED, BUT SOON ENOUGH THE INVESTERS GOT A HOLD OF IT AND BLEW EVERYONES MONEY UP IN "DOT COM CRASH" AND THE COMPUTER WAS OURS FOR A WHILE AFTER THAT,, BUT THEY CAME BACK FOR THE COMPUTER AND THEY CAME BACK WORSE THIS TIME, THERE WILL BE ANOTHER CRASH IN THERE BULLSHIT SOON ENOUGH, BECAUSE THERE NEVER HAPPY MAKING A PRODUCT YOU CAN BUY THAT DOES WHAT YOU WANT, THEY ALWAYS HAVE TO GET MORE, MOST OF US JUST WANT A FEW HOT DOGS IN THE FRIDGE AND A FEW WEB SITE'S TO BROWSE, BUT THE NASTEY GURGLING MOUTH OF CAPITAL CAN SWALLOW THE WORLD AND STILL BE HUNGRY, AN INVESTOR WILL STEAL EVERYTHUING YOU OWN AND SELL IT BACK TO YOU WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE, AND A RICH MAN DOSENT WANT MONEY HE WANTS TO PUNISH YOU,,, DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TO DISABLE MY AD BLOCKER, I DONT WANT TO ENTER MY EMAILL TO SEE MORE, I DONT WANT TO REACH THE END OF MY FREE ARTICLES, I WANT TO GO TO A WEB PAGE AND READ THE DAMB WEB PAGE " - THERE IS A SOLUTION TO SOME OF THESE PROBLEM'S BUT CURIOUSLY IT IS AGAINST TERM'S OS SERVICE TO EVER DISCUSS IT ON THE COMPUTER OR PHONE, MUST BE A COICIDENCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Sasha Feather @sasha-feather.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Ope Sally found a fawn
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
DATA CENTERS - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKETETEN HOLDIN "DRAW 50 BOATS SHIPS TRUCKS AND TRAINS BY LEE J. AMES " A GREAT BOOK AND IT SAYS "THE ONLY DATA CENTERS WE NEED TO BUILD ARE FUCKEN LIBRARIES" - MODERN SOCIETY WORKS TO ELIMINATE FREE RESOURCES BECAUSE THEN YOU DONT HAVE TO PARTICIPATE AS MUCH IN THE MONEY GRINDER - A LACK OF RESOURCES OR A LOSS IN RESOURCES IS USED AS PUNISHMENT TO KEEP YOU WORKING FOR LESS THAN YOUR WORTH - HOMELESSNESS AND HUNGER IS USED AS A DETERRENT FROM THOSE SEEKING TO ESCAPE THE CHAINS OF CAPITAL - AND THERE TIGHTNING THOSE SCREWS EVERY DAY - I WILL NEVER JUMP FOR A RICH MANS DOLLAR I WILL NEVER STOP HATING MONEY AND THOSE WHO SERVE IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Wholesome mascpa.org/2026/04/23/n...
mascpa.org
Norb Back to Life
The Manufacturers' Association employee set out to bring a York, PA, historical icon back to life once again!
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It's me, Nico. @nicasio.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
On this trans day of visibility, you should hire me to edit your book. Please.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 09/03/2026
If you see a message from “Signal Support Bot”, no you didn’t
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Oh no he’s so sleepy
Black cat sleeping on a blue blanket , paws tucked under his sleepy face and toe beans visible
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Absolutely thinking about that "what would you skate to" question for DAYS, I have so many answers. Pirate season: short- "Shiver My Timbers" from Muppet Treasure Island. Free: a Black Sails theme song medley.
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
“What deadline did you give them?”
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Is choux universally beloved? Probably not. But for me it’s a low mid at best.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I MISS WEB SITES - dashare.zone ADMIN
GOING TO WEB SITE'S WAS MORE FUN THEN ALL OF THIS SHIT!!! "CLICKING BOOK MARKS 4 USERS ONLINE 3 NEW TOPICS EMAIL FORUMS BLOGS " A SKELETEN REACHES BACK INTO DA PAST TO GRAB THERE BEIGE DESK TOP COMPUTER TO CONNECT WITH DA PLEASURE'S OF 10+ YEAR'S AGO BUT WHEN THEY TURN IT ON NO ONE IS THERE,,, THE TECH BRO'S ARE BURNING THE NEW LIBRARY OF ALEXANDIA WHILE WE WATCH , MOST OF THE DAMB INTERNET THAT WE USE TO USE IS GONE , BUY WEBSIGHT'S, SHUT THEM DOWN, HOW TO THEY EVEN MAKE MONEY DOING THIS? RICH PEOPLE ARE THE DUMBEST FUCKIN PEOPLE IN DA WORLD YOU CAN TELL BECAUSE IF YOU OR ME HAD $1000000 WE WOULD NEVER WORK AGAIN AND THESE GUYS WORK TWICE AS MUCH WHEN THEY GET MORE MONEY, ITS A SICKNESS, THEY WILL NEVER FILL THE HOLE INSIDE, IF U HAVE 1 FRIEND U HAVE A DELICATE AND TRUE PLEASURE THAT A "TECH BRO" WILL NEVER ACHIEVE, IF ANY ONE LOVES YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE THEN U HAVE WHAT A RICH MAN CANNOT BUY, THATS WHY THEY HATE US SO MUCH - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 27/01/2026
I paid my therapist a zillion dollars to tell me this, so I’m passing it on to anyone else in MN who needs to hear it: Think of taking time away to recharge not as not doing the work, but as doing quality control for the work. You’re not going to be able to show up to do it well if you’re depleted
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 26/01/2026
Signal will never message you like this. If you get a message like this, SOMEONE IS TRYING TO HACK YOUR SIGNAL. DO NOT GIVE THEM THAT CODE.
Message from "Signal Support"

Dear User, this is Signal Security
Support ChatBot.

Our system has detected a recent login attempt to your account from an unrecognized device or location. As a security measure, we have blocked this attempt and sent a verification code via
SMS to your registered phone number.

If this was NOT you: To secure your account and block this unauthorized access, please reply to this message with the verification code
you just received.

If this WAS you:
You can safely ignore this message. The login attempt will be automatically approved shortly. 

Thank you for helping us keep your
account secure.
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
New cat is keeping me going right now. He’s a big sweetheart.
Black cat with greenish eyes stares up out of a white laundry basket
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 21/01/2026
I don't believe in doorbell cameras but my parents do. Is there a better alternative to ring so I can get rid of my parents ring camera?
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Is Alecto the Ninth on a list? Because I will keep anticipating it until it comes out!
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
@thedazzlingone.bsky.social have you tried?
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
This AI Star Trek knock off disaster calendar was amazing from start to finish
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/12/2025
I am brimming with holiday spirit
a guillotine made from gingerbread, decorated with white icing snow and icicles
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
“Can’t anyone be a project manager?”
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"there's no third places" Wrong. There's volcanoes.
The steaming crater of Halema'uma'u
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Other people were not doing their part of the group project. Alternately, working as an admin in academia put me off academia so I went to library school. Then there were few library jobs but I had this amazing assistantship doing IT and online learning support…
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Also the cozy outfits are getting snazzier. I fly for work and I see all these perfectly coiffed femme folks in what amounts to cashmere pj sets. Anyway, if I’m on a 4+ hour flight I am darned well not wearing hard pants. Try making the seats and aisles bigger. That will improve civility greatly.
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph.
"The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
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Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This is incredibly informative. If you don’t know what Makaton is: it’s a “system” that steals, breaks, copyrights, and sells signs from various sign languages. But it’s also a lot worse than that.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
GREAT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATIN WITH THERE HEAD EXPLODING AND THERE SMILEING BECAUSE IT ROCK'S , SLEEP IS THE TOP THING YA GOTTA DO SO IT MAKES SENSE THAT ITS SO HARD TO DO EVERY DAY , AND IF YOU DO IT RIGHT YOU DONT HAVE TIME TO DO ANYTHING ELSE , AND WHEN YOU WANT TO SLEEP YOU CAN'T, AND WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO SLEEP YOUR TIRED , EVERYTHING ABOUT IT ROCK'S, AND ON TOP OF ALL THAT THEY JERK OUR DAMB CHAINS TWICE A YEAR MAKIN US DO THE ONE HOUR DANCE , AND WE GOTTA TRY TO TAKE EXTRA VITAMIN'S OR WHAT EVER THE FUCK , AND IT NEVER WORK'S , AND THIS IS ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE THE SKELATAN IN THE PIC HAS GOING ON RIGHT NOW, WHICH HONESTLY IS KIND OF A LOT BUT ITS ALSO USUALLY ALOT SO, WHAT DA FUCK !!!! "NOT GIVING US A BREAK IS THE POINT" ANY WAY DA TEXT "LOOKING FORWARD TO 5 MONTHS OF DARKNESS & FIXING MY SLEEP SCEDULE JUST IN TIME FOR ALL THE CLOCK'S TO GO BACK TO NORMAL " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
RIP - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETAN DERAMEN OF SPACE AND GOOD COMPUTER'S , "I WANT TO GO BACK TO WHEN COMPUTERS WHERE FUN " MODEM SOUND, FLASH GAMES SECRET WORLD, MP3, FREE WEB SITES, DISKS, NO COPS NO BOSSES, MOTHER FUCKER!!!! SYNTAX ERROR,, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
--- WHO EVERS MAKIN ALL THE MONEY OFF THIS SHIT NOW CAN KISS MY TINY ASS BECUASE WE USE TO HAVE SOMETHING FUN IN THE WORLD AND NOW ITS A BURDEN TO DO EVERY THING, EVEN PLAYING A GAME AINT FUN BECUASE YOU KNOW ITS GONNA BE FULL OF KIDS SAYING "TWITTER WORDS" IN A HIGH VOICE, AND IT TAKES 999 YEARS TO DOWNLOAD, AND IT TAKES 999 MORE YEAR'S TO DOWNLOAD THE UPDATE, CANT HAVE A CHILL GAME WHERE YOU JUMP ON STUFF AND EXPLORE DIFFERENT PLACES, YOU HAVE TO GAMBLE WITH LOOT BOX AND PAY MORE FOR DOWNLOAD'S , AND WHEN YOU GET IN THERE THE COMPANYS ARE JUST LOADEN IT UP WITH AI SHIT ANY WAY, BUT GUESS WHAT IM STILL KICKEN A$$, ANY ONE CAN KICK A$$ IN FAVORABLE CONDITIONS, BUT IT TAKES A REAL PEACE OF SHIT LIKE YOU AND ME TO GO OUT THERE AND KICK A$$ IN ADVERSE CONDITIONS LIKE THE YEAR 2025, SO FUCK IT, WE WILL MAKE A GOOD COMPUTER AGAIN SOME DAY, AND UNTIL THEN, SEE YA ON BLUE SKY AND PATREON "AT LEAST IT AINT MUSK OR ZUCK" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Carolyn Barthel ❌👑 @carolyncbarthel.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
I needed a "feel good" story. Maybe you do, too. Here's one (free): wapo.st/48qtK2V
wapo.st
A dog helped an injured wild crow. Now they’re best friends.
“There’s an important lesson there, you know, about everybody coexisting and getting along,” said Autumn Buck, who helped save the crow.
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Amy is settling in @amypearlman.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Ok security friends and those who hire… trans folks are being forced out of the military and being dumped into a terrible job market. I’ve got some skilled cyber and intel folks who come highly recommended. Can we find some opportunities?
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Wholesome story about some big Chicago dudes
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Thread
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Mayor of Haunted Trails and Fright Fest @thedazzlingone.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Showing up for your community and supporting people that are doing what is right <3
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🫜🫚🌶️ Caitlin Spice 🌶️🫚🫜 @catespice.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Every few weeks someone alerts me that this is doing the rounds again 🍰
A tweet from me saying “Fondly remembering the time two of my transphobic colleagues wouldn’t eat my baking so I made progressively more delicious and elaborate cakes and watched them die inside from their own bigotry”
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Yes, I will do this. One like, one opinion about Star Trek. I’ve got plenty.
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Being photogenic in the cat condo.
White cat peering out of a circular cat condo opening. She has one blue eye, one green eye, and pink ears.
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j00jatron.bsky.social @j00jatron.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
FYI
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