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James Roberts

@j-r0b.bsky.social
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh, yeah. PSA. If you google "Love number" without modifiers, you may get some NSFW results.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, you just need to clean off the lens. How many times have I told you not to eat crackers around the telescope?
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did... did you steal my banana for that shot? I was gonna eat that!
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's the exact model I used! No hard drive; one floppy for the OS, one for the word processor or whatever else you were doing. Keyboard folds into the screen and the computer is "portable."
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Stars are the birds of the sky." I'm going to start using that one.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did you see the Gizmoplex episodes? Joel, Jonah, and Emily each have their own SoL with their own bots on it. Plus there's that extra Crow in 1985 from the Time Chasers episode that's never been accounted for.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Avatar: My Cabbages! Iconic Scene
ALT: Avatar: My Cabbages! Iconic Scene
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Next time!
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know, I've driven by that countless times on my way too and from C'ville, but never actually stopped!
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I know Devil's Night from the movie "The Crow" but never encountered it in any other context.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Poked around a bit with the responses and the "y'all" thing alone really skews it south.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kept toggling between putting me in Michigan and DC. Which, I was born in Ann Arbor and grew up in Chantilly, so that tracks. I do have a tendency to code-switch. I’ll say “pop” around my MI family, but “soda” around most others. I've adopted "y'all" from my wife, which I def didn't grow up with.
Linguistic map of the US
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Phobophile, not philophobe. Order matters!
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Following today's Executive Order renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America, it occurs to me that the classic mnemonic "HOMES" to remember the names of the Great Lakes no longer works. As a replacement, I recommend "SHAME"
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wow. Someone found an appropriate use for Caillou
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ossoff? More like Oss-on! Am I right?
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Geoffrey Rush. Did not realize at first that Captain Barbosa and Casanova Frankenstein were the same person.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I understand that, but could you please not destroy the Earth in the process? That's where I keep all my stuff.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Is that what all these recent earthquakes are? Practice? Paul Byrne, Destroyer of Worlds.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not to be "that guy," but I'm about to. Moving to the woods won't help if you still have a phone. My policy is never to answer the phone or listen to voicemails. Much happier that way. If it so much as makes a noise, I will drop that thing into the nearest volcano.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Personally, I heard "attic" instead of "outlet." Oops.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I guess we could do a test Run to explore some of the more Shadowy elements they're talking about. Some kind of "Shadow Run." Personally, I don't know what you would even _call_ something like that, but it's worth considering.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
You want me to go outside in _August_?
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Rajas con crema!
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
And while it may be months before you get any feedback about the next step, you have to turn it around in like two to three days.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Gross.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yeah, but the walkway up the side is closed right just now.
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Jeff Foust @jfoust.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
From NASA's press secretary, an update on the Madrid DSN site. Wildfire damage is "primarily to pavement and surrounding vegetation, with no significant structural damage observed to antennas or buildings." x.com/NASASpox/sta...
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Bethany Stevens (@NASASpox) on X
On July 25, an initial onsite inspection by the NASA Madrid Deep Space Communications Complex (MDSCC) emergency response team found wildfire damage primarily to pavement and surrounding vegetation, wi...
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Holy ****!
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This only perpetuates the misconception that iced coffee is palatable.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Fixing the plot is a better use of your time.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Stars Can't Do It, Not Today Meme
Alt: Stars Can't Do It, Not Today Meme from Road to El Dorado
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh, wait. Maybe there IS one hiding in there?
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'm not an expert. But I'm pretty sure those aren't peppers.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Depends on the hobby and depends on the hobbyist. There's no one right answer. That's what I love about science.
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Sarah Hörst @planetdr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tomorrow!!!
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You're literally talking about Voyager, and you went with the Enterprise?
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
You mean "ever in your _flavor_" I'll see myself out.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
And do you or do you not still believe that the Sun is a mass of incandescent gas?
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Tortilla chips are better than computer chips anyway.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It's been so long since I've been able to cover my (actually a white)board with equations that the last batch is now permanent. The dry-erase marker won't erase anymore.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I don't know whether to laugh or weep. The second one.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
It is amazing how climate control seems to defeat every hotel and conference center.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
When you get to the Back to the Future movies, may I recommend watching them chronologically _by scene_?
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"Total Phobos Destruction" would be a fire album title.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Those magma oceans are total buzzkills though. Super critical all the time.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Barro de cruz?
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
That's probably elk that you saw. Had a whole herd of them block the road down the mountain once when I was trying to escape a snowstorm.
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James Roberts @j-r0b.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ga-me-ra! Ga-me-ra! Gamera is really neat! Gamera is full of meat! We believe in Ga-me-ra!
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
this is a pride flag made from real nasa imagery happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈✨
A pride flag made out of NASA images.
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