J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I need somebody to hit my upper back with a sledgehammer. I think that will fix my posture 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I still can’t believe we let the lizard people win. 050
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 09/12/2024@hutchythehutch.bsky.social thanks for recommending Fiona Apple on your stream the other day. Absolute bangers from this woman 020
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Threads is the Internet Explorer of social media 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Why did people fall for trickle down economics? Even if it did work as intended, that's still a shit deal for most people. 030
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The United Health CEO's assassin is the Gavrilo Princip of our generation. 010
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 04/12/2024“You are what you eat” My son after a day at the beachmedia.tenor.coma statue of a man covered in sand is playing with sandAlt: Sand guy from spider man 2 (I think) in the scene where he can’t grab his wedding ring cause he turned into sand 130
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Do you think he goes by "Bartholomew" Simpson now? 020
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Its crazy how according to my advent calendar, December 1 through 17 all happened last night at 11:47pm 010
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 03/12/2024@theglobeandmail.com I’m interested in signing up, do you guys have any discounts today? 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 03/12/202424 MILLION! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 #bluesky #usercount 030
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Cyber trucks are the penny farthing bicycles of 2024 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 02/12/2024If i dont woke off right now I'm going to DEI 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 02/12/2024“The social media site X has become the preferred vector for conspiracy theories, racism, far-right ideas and misogynistic rhetoric. X is a platform that no longer serves the public interest at all, but the special ideological and financial interests of its owner and his political allies”-Maja Sever 021
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 02/12/2024"They may take everything from me but at least theyll take more from that other guy!" 010
Reposted by J. Alfred PrufrockAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 02/12/2024People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy. It’s not rocket science. 286714013312666
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 02/12/2024My dog when I throw his ball 1000 yards away 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Super weird that ChatGPT refuses to talk about David Mayer 010
Reposted by J. Alfred PrufrockCALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 01/12/2024We’re getting there! Help us beat them. Everyone who likes and reposts this will get a follow back! 32662293356
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Can I use your social battery charger? Mine is only at 11% 020
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Mutually assured destruction of shareholder value 010
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I’m the nuclear bomb of corporate weapons 010
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024A cat is a great way to teach a child about consent. 010
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Somebody made me wear my ass as a hat once and I haven’t taken it off since. 010
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Fat. Acid. Garlic. Salt. These are what make food taste good. We need an acronym for them. 000
Reposted by J. Alfred PrufrockTHOЯN 𓆸 @chthonicthorns.bsky.social · 30/11/2024meowing back at my cats so they know im an active listener 0377
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Linking my bidet cam directly to ChatGPT. Enjoy scraping that data sir 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I’m at the age now where my friends are sending me pictures of babies they had on PURPOSE. You were just a child bride yourself you can’t have a baby so soon 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024It would be so cool if my diary could extract and anonymize my personal information in order to serve me ads. That would be such a cool technology 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024They say bad pennies always have a way of turning up 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024As a boyfriend my main job is to carry all my gfs stuff while she goes pee 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024My phone just pre-called in my pocket 010
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas 000
Reposted by J. Alfred PrufrockHutch @hutchythehutch.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Man kicked his career off with Harry Potter and Twilight. Everybody made fun of him. Then he went on an unbelievable hot streak of banger after banger and became one of my favorite actors. This Thanksgiving I’m thankful for Robert Pattinson. 91528
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Does anyone remember the app YikYak or did I dream that? 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Thank god it’s Black Friday. My back needs to get trampled so bad rn 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Society has become so difficult that even our alcoholics have to be “functional” 000
Reposted by J. Alfred PrufrockKenny Akers @keneakers.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Art Credit: Pat Bagley Salt lake City Tribune @bagleycartoons.bsky.social 251249132
Reposted by J. Alfred Prufrock Patsy “Resistance Kitty” Evans Ph.D. @drharmony.net · 29/11/2024 321096138
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 29/11/2024All that raywilliamjohnson I watched as a kid could NOT have been for me 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Does anyone have a starter pack for my mom telling me she loves me? 000
J. Alfred Prufrock @j-alfred-prufrock.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Let's have a toast for all the douchebags, assholes, scumbags, and jerk offs this thanksgiving. 010
