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envythecoochie♡

@envymaybe.bsky.social
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44yo 5'1” bi, chubster with DDs Follow me or we have beef 😅 linktr.ee/envymaybe veni, vidi, veni

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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Assuming the throat fuck position :D
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, what an era!
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My thoughts on the Cornell Seven, they should all be castrated and face life in prison, at a bare minimum.
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know what’s fun? Blowing until he’s close to cumming, then jumping on it. The classic bait and switch. 😅
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
do you like short shorts? :D
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
wife material?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh, what an era!
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whatever the subject, I’ll always say it how I actually see it, not whatever just placates the most people. And when that pisses off a bunch of pearl clutchers? Oh dear, how sad. Never mind. 😅
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Free use BBW ♡ Smash or pass?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
PAWG, thick thighs, a big belly, and DDs Would you smash?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m not usually one to complain like this, but I’ve had the flu the last couple of days & feel absolutely miserable. 🤒 My nose won’t stop running, I’ve got a horrible cough & a headache that won’t go away. I’m completely exhausted, basically just existing under a blanket. 😫
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SO, I’ve recently started getting into breast bondage with rope. It gives me an intense sensation when they swell up and get squeezed, sucked, etc. Would you be into seeing some content like that?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don’t know how many guys have cum all over my tits, but it’s definitely a lot 😅
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
44yo chubster wife. Follow me if you'd creampie my pussy or ass :D
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
my spirit animal 😈
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
would you creampie?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
42 years old... would you eat my pussy? 🤔
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
if this pops up, just follow me already :D
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My thoughts on the Cornell Seven, they should all be castrated and face life in prison, at a bare minimum.
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is the best steak?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Average dad/husband crash outs 😅
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What is the best steak?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Average dad/husband crash outs 😅
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m not usually one to complain like this, but I’ve had the flu the last couple of days & feel absolutely miserable. 🤒 My nose won’t stop running, I’ve got a horrible cough & a headache that won’t go away. I’m completely exhausted, basically just existing under a blanket. 😫
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Getting eaten out in the office. Talk about chudai and wataa. 🤭 So, how's your day going? ☺️
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Good morning.
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
fat pussy, big tummy, big floppy boobs... would you creampie?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wanna watch me masturbate with my sex toys? 🥹
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
JFC, I've seen a bizarre trend online of some trans women claiming they get periods. That's insane. They don't. You cannot have a period without a uterus, and frankly, you don't want them. 🙄
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You know what’s fun? Blowing until he’s close to cumming, then jumping on it. The classic bait and switch. 😅
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
follow me if you like blowjobs 😘
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
you know you're not the first... but do you really care?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My engagement and wedding rings, the camera really doesn't capture how sparkly and icy white they are 🥰
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
BBW pussy, tits & ass
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Would you piss on a BBW chubster like me if I asked nicely? 💦🥹
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
would you fuck a thick thigh, BBW wife?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm both a BBW and a gym bunny. It is what it is. SO, smash or pass?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
wanna warm up inside my booty? :D
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Would you eat out a BBW with a fat pussy and meaty labia?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
JFC, I've seen a bizarre trend online of some trans women claiming they get periods. That's insane. They don't. You cannot have a period without a uterus, and frankly, you don't want them. 🙄
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you need to distinguish between the 99% of women who were born female and trans women, the term “trans woman” already exists. For everyone else, we're simply women, not “cis" 🙄
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The Gilbert Baker Pride flag is the OG and, in my opinion, still by far the best Pride flag.
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I get a ton of DMs, but I'm taking a break from even looking at them for a while. I've just got a lot on my plate at the moment. 💜
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Which NFL team do you support?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Quantum immortality via quantum branching, what a trip. If you're reading this, congratulations, you made it.
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SO, I’ve recently started getting into breast bondage with rope. It gives me an intense sensation when they swell up and get squeezed, sucked, etc. Would you be into seeing some content like that?
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
she, her, hers, he, him, his, they, them, theirs, xe, xem, xyr, ze, zir, zirs, ey, em, eir, eirs, fae, faer, faers, ve, ver, vis, sie, sier, siers... Bruh. 😅
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envythecoochie♡ @envymaybe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whatever the subject, I’ll always say it how I actually see it, not whatever just placates the most people. And when that pisses off a bunch of pearl clutchers? Oh dear, how sad. Never mind. 😅
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