jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i know all of you follow me for thirst traps so obviously here’s me voice acting spamton from deltarune chapter 2 010
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 21/08/2026i love thunderstorms n all but i really really need to get way tanner like asap :\ 010
Reposted by jake 🌱vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 03/08/2026dude turn on the news. any channel 5589383721
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026performing a song i produced for my friend’s debut single at her wedding and then announcing that it’s actually out on all platforms today :’) 020
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026basically need to change my entire life as fast as possible. okay! 010
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 01/08/2026getting a haircut and eating strawberries in the sun today. and thank god for that 000
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 16/07/2026i am on my weird route and corporate america keeps casting snowgrave on me 020
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 11/07/2026beach day with undercurrents of platonic sexual tension save meeeee 000
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026this random burst of body dysmorphia is so entirely unwelcome and based in comparison expectation and shame and i haaate it. end immediately 000
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 31/05/20265:30am up mad as hell remembering no one has gotten me flowers since 2023….. 000
Reposted by jake 🌱Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I’m so horny for a sonically cohesive 10 track album with a strong thesis 0352
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 11/04/2026idgaf about a “meta”, i am going to use the pokemon that are aesthetically pleasing and make me happy. and its doing the job!! make your glimmora strong and fast as shit and 4x power gem those boring charizards 010
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 29/03/2026gaga shouting out haute & freddy today is so important to me, someone who has been shouting about them into a void for 2 years. welcome to the royal court little monsters!! 040
Reposted by jake 🌱Ranch Devereaux @thejacko.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Ignoring everyone over 5’7” because today is Short King Saturday 5435515
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 21/03/2026i’ve gotta stop deciding i want to host a movie night at…4am sometime 000
Reposted by jake 🌱Jesse // BABA @floorbaba.bsky.social · 13/03/2026the only Claude I wanna be hearing about is Debussy 3539
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 07/03/2026the day private accounts drop on this app i am neverrr looking back 020
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 26/02/2026i’ve decided i’m gonna be super hot when i’m 33. and i’m gonna learn how to work out in the next couple weeks 010
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 22/02/2026who wants to get snowed in at the 24 hour korean spa in midtownnnn 020
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 17/02/2026idk how my body looks like this rn but i am not complaining 040
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 06/02/2026more people need to want to end their days in my arms. i think it’s in everyone’s best interest 010
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 06/02/2026i need someone to fully dedicate their life to creating a workout plan for me 000
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 01/02/2026unexpected oomfcon at precinct last night was so wholesome i had no idea i had that kind of staying power with people i haven’t seen in years :’) 020
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 21/01/2026it’s so cold i’m gonna be craving my friends’ body heat all week :(( 010
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 14/01/2026i need every gay person in a 1 mile radius to join me for spontaneous midnight movie night IMMEDIATELY 000
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 13/01/2026been told i have “good beef and fur” meanwhile i have my mother’s eyes and the ability to create music from nothing 010
jake 🌱 @j-ake.bsky.social · 26/12/2025i would be so fucked if they made levitating whimsically with a shiny feebas illegal tomorrow 011
