iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

me: hey! could i borrow the bug spray from you for a sec? anyone: sure me: they hate me they hate me i'm going to die they want me dead they are going to ruin my life i've ruined everything nothing will ever be okay again they are sending hunters after me RIGHT this second

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

thinking about when i found out i could yodel really well and everyone was like "oh yeah that makes a lot of sense!" hey so what. hey so what do you mean

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

today i had a classmate go "you didn't hear about this?? it was all over tik tok!!" and instead of telling another teenager how offline i am i reverted to "oh!!! crazy!!! CRAZY algorithm. and how that algorithm works. amirite" so i think it's safe to say i appeared normal and nonchalant today

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

I FUCKING LOVE SPREADSHEETS

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

if i ever find out john williams did something horrific after the years i've gone all insane and pompous about his music i think i'll get rid of my ears

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Draft season is just gonna be two months of me resisting the urge to say “What a nice young man” every time I see Fernando Mendoza speak

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

usually my friends will send me some shit like "man, 38, gets struck by lightning twice and survives" and go "omg this is so you" and i'm like thanks i think

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

just freudian slipped while trying to type "new york state of mind" and typed "new york state of hive mind". people of nyc, tread carefully. this could mean something

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

i have letterboxd purely just to make future me laugh when i reread my reviews and i succeeded with that today thank you izzy from august

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

(marketing idea) to the windoowwwws to the walls... walz... harris walz 2024. register to vote today (pretend this was posted sometime around 17 months ago)

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

nothin more stressful than doing anything ever at any time

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

"i listen to a little bit of everything" "my playlists are all over the place" couldn't be me. my playlist is so simple it would make your head explode. my music taste is so linear that it would kill you.

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

i care so deeply about the environment until i see onoe single bug and i'm looking up shit like "bug spray with the most deet"

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

y'ever just wake up and kinda ????????????????????????????????????????????

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Being a sports fan is awesome because whenever I wear my Blue Jays hat outside and see someone wearing a different team's hat I am legally allowed to duel them

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

best video game music is hands down from hamsterball (2004)

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/03/2025

Accidentally typed "ok sorry for your loss" and now it sounds like I don't believe their grandfather died

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Amy Siskind @amysiskind.com · 02/03/2025

💔💔🇺🇦

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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

no no no YOUR body is a temple. my body is the concert venue floor after a show

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

movie titles i hate (lie about the movie) -bird box (barely either in the movie) -goodfellas (they are bad) -the silence of the lambs (no lambs) movie titles i love (explain the movie in the title) -the bee movie -cars -cars 2

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

if there's ever two of me and you can't figure out which one is the doppelganger just know that the one begging for its life is the fake one

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

all a girl wants is a 60s VW Beetle until that girl gets knocked out, flips, and almost dies in a near-deadly car crash driving a 2013 honda civic and then that girl comes to appreciate modern safety a tad bit more <3

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acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

it's called "breaking bad" because they're trying to tell you walt is bad similarly, they call bob odenkirk's character "goodman" as a subtle clue that he's good

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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 14/02/2025

Strip clubs, topless bars, Hooters etc have an opportunity to do something really funny and insist on making their workforce 50% male in order to comply with anti-DEI mandates. Those ladies are taking jobs away from red-blooded American men who need the work

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

i desperately need everyone to know that my acting teacher was in mime class during 9/11. so anyways tell me about you.

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

the pick me bigfoot like "omg guys i'm so petite i don't even fit in with you guys"

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

break the wall waterfall girl you think you know it all but you don't. i do. so poof with the attitude. i don't wanna talk to you but wait. come back. i think i had a heart attack. bang bang choo choo train, run me over, do your thing, reeses pieces butter cup you mess with me i'll mess you UP

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

anyone in an apocalypse-themed piece of media who is actively TRYING to survive is absolutely psychotic. if i don't unalive myself within the first hour, i'd last like 18 minutes: MAX.

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

transgender media in my life started with "there's a place on mars where the women smoke cigars and the men wear bikinis and the kids drink martinis"

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

my funeral may ONLY hold songs in which the lyrics include INSTRUCTIONS for the dance with which it is associated (whip nae nae, cha cha slide, etc.)

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

i get rejected from a college because they're like "sorry. we found your Blusky post you wrote about Tinkerbell's Secret of the Wings on BluRay and DVD. we don't tolerate that here."

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

political commentary for kids featuring oswald the octopus (from the hit 2001 series 'Oswald') called lee harvey oswald the octopus

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

when people who don't know about my dead brother ask how many siblings i have i say "2 and a half" and just enjoy the show

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

i know 18 is not THAT old but when a 12yo asked me what i meant when i said "BluRay" i wanted to be launched by a cannon into the allegheny river

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

guys i love posting to absolutely nobody it's a perfect way to make my future self laugh without having to search hard and wide for content this is great

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

"rock on!" i say while leaving the room. little do they know a boulder will fall on them in 3... 2...

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

was at pharmacy for me, my mom, & my grandpa, but just said "i need meds for these 3 people" so when she was like "can you give this message to isabelle?" i didn't wanna make her feel bad by saying i WAS isabelle so i just kept going "yup. totally. ya i'll tell her that. ya i'll let her know"

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

thinking about how a year ago i was at dunkin' trying to get my card out of my phone case (in a card holder thing) but it was stuck so i pulled til it flung out & flew behind the dishwasher & i, in my completely honest GUT REACTION, said "well THAT was the worst thing that could have happened! :)"

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

parents be like "i am your parent. you are my child" like ok obsessed much

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

i've had my minecraft account for longer than the great depression LASTED and i'm 18. that's fucking disturbing

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

i despise the cadence of ted talks with all my heart every single ted talk is like if a politician just 400 xanax and woke up on stage

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

julie andrews has zero flaws just wanted to put that out there

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

what i love about the season 1 finale of cheers is that sam's brother derek is supposed to be much more attractive than him but they never show derek on screen so in my head the writers were like "well shit we already got ted danson there's no possible way to find someone more attractive than him"

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

my acting teacher met jimmy carter on a flight once. now jimmy's on an infinite flight. take care, bud <3<3<3

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izzy tepe @izzytepe.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

SORRY I KEEP POSTING but i MUST SAY that laugh tracks are hated on WAY TOO MUCH and they're actually KINDA NEAT they're not "telling you when to laugh" just like LIVE THEATRE isn't "telling you when to laugh". i'm not saying EVERY show NEEDS one, but it certainly works well! (CONTINUED IN THREAD)

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