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@izzybeth.bsky.social
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IYKYK they/them, header: Pentiment (Obsidian Entertainment), icon: Saint Cecilia (Guido Reni, 1606)

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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 5h
album of the day: No Line On The Horizon by U2. for when you just gotta hear the weird ones
Cover art. A black and white photograph of a mid-toned gray sea with a white sky. The horizon line is perfectly centered and flat.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
album of the day: Zooropa by U2. for when you really need to be back on your bullshit, goddamn this album fucks I love it so much y’all
Cover art. Doodle of a large baby head in an astronaut helmet surrounded by glitchy yellow stars reminiscent of the EU flag. Background is a mess of tv screens and words so glitched out they’re impossible to read
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
album of the day: Collapse Into Now by R.E.M. for when the slightest bit of finesse might have made a little less mess
Cover art. Black and white photo of three white men, one in front and two behind. The one in front has his left hand raised in the air. The photo is overexposed, showing very little gray. Yellow and black shapes and stripes make up the rest of the art, with the album title in large heavy black capitals behind the photo.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
heavy sigh (with alt text)
As a largely Pagan Britain becomes ‘civilised’ by the Normans, this small group of women make a statement that echoes down the years, reaching us today as we look at their magnificent work .
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I would really like to stay up and see totality, it’s so cool looking at OUR OWN SHADOW on the FRICKIN MOON, but my setup is bad and my photos are garbage
An orangish blob in a black field. It’s the moon I swear. This is the best one I’ve taken so far.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
album of the day: Document by R.E.M. for when your shitty week could stand to be a little weirder
album cover art. mostly a black and white photograph that might be a collage? I’m not sure what’s going on in this picture. there’s a person, and a large shed maybe, and a bunch of what looks like junk, and sideways trees with no leaves. a vertical quarter of the cover is an abstract in sepia tones with “R.E.M. NO.” above an inverted triangle with a 5 inside it.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
guess what has survived how many transfers to new phones over how many years
A museum exhibit of a brown fur pelt (presumably beaver) stretched on a round frame. Above it reads “THE QUEST FOR BEAVER”
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
album of the day: Achtung Baby by U2, for when you need something that is just relentlessly GOOD
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I forgot to take any pictures at my cousin’s wedding but I took a few at the campus radio station my mom worked at when she was in school. it was so cool, my mom is so cool
A wall of wooden shelving filled with cdsShelves built into a corner filled with vinyl records A mixing board with a microphone hanging above it. The board is lit with red lights. There is a window into another room
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
they see me loungin/ they hatin
Two feet kicked up comfortably on a balcony railing. In the background are a pleasing assortment of trees and a gently rolling lawn dappled in morning sunlight.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck this is hell
Screenshot of a weather app. 97°F, high of 98, feels like 113. 113 is underlined in red. (That’s 36 and 44 for those of you playing the Celsius game.)
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
the sky is yellow and stinky today
air quality in Madison WI: hazardous (the highest category, shown in a scary dark red)
current air quality: 416 (where 300 is the beginning of hazardous)
pollutant: PM 2.5
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this is hell, we live in hell, THIS is the bad place, etc. etc. #wiwx
screencap of a weather app showing current conditions. 93F feels like 102F (34C and 39C for those of you playing the home game)
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
r/RedditLaqueristas is full of algae reflecting pool nails so I wanted to give them a shot
nails painted in blues and yellowish greens to look a little scummy like algae-ridden water same nails but the flash is on so the greens are more translucent and the blue is more visible
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
please enjoy my June manis, why are the nonbinary flag colors Like That, they’re not good, who came up with that
A hand with fingers curling around a nail polish bottle, nails painted with the nonbinary flag colors of yellow, white, black, and purple. A hand with nails painted in a rainbow. The colors start with red at the thumb to purple at the pinky, and merge into each other in a gradient A hand with fingers curling around a nail polish bottle, nails painted with the alloace flag colors of purple, lavender, white (actually a silver polish), pink, and red
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
please enjoy some Maxfield Parrish nonsense
a tall cloud formation above a line of dark trees. the cloud is tinted pale yellow, pink, and lavender from the rays of the setting sun (not shown)
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
please enjoy the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
Appa from Avatar: The Last Airbender. Appa is a very large, cream colored bison creature with six legs, a wide flat tail, two large horns with reins attached, a brown patch of fur shaped like an arrow pointing down on his forehead, and two tiny people riding on top of his head. He flies through a blue sky with fluffy clouds. I want to ride him so goddamn bad.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
summer vibes 🌞🌺🥵
a left hand with fingers curled inward to show off the nail polish on all the nails. the polish is a neon gradient (pink orange yellow green blue purple) with holographic flakies on top.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
TL rest stop
A long strip of sidewalk on the left, and a long strip of green grass on the right. In the grass are hundreds of yellow flowers that look like mini tulips.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
please enjoy this fat bunny in my backyard. he was supremely unbothered by my presence and going to town on the grass
a fat, brownish gray bunny in profile, sitting on a green lawn. he’s staring down the barrel of my camera lens with his one black eye. he is incredibly cute
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
oh come on
screen count of a weather app showing various warnings: tornado warning, severe thunderstorm warning, severe thunderstorm warning, flash flood warning, tornado watch, flood advisory
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
album of the day: Reveal by R.E.M. for when it’s inexplicably 75F/24C on March 30th
The cover of Reveal. The title and artist are in large, white, italicized text with orange and black shadows. There is a large orange circle over the M of “R.E.M.” A yellow stripe is at the top with the track listing in tiny black text at the left, and below it is a photograph of a field with a hill behind it. The top of the hill is cut off by the yellow stripe. In the foreground of the field is the shadow of a man, presumably taking the photo. Everything is very yellow toned.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
An extreme close up of Bucky Badger’s face, so tight you can only see his eyes, nose, and face stripes. A fake news chyron at the bottom reads “BREAKING NEWS: LOCAL BADGER IN GREAT MOOD. His smile is smiling, and his paws are stomping for joy”
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
album of the day: Final Straw by Snow Patrol. for when you want to remember a pre-2008 world
The cover of Final Straw by Snow Patrol. A pair of people in a graffiti, Banksy-esque style, dressed in winter gear. The background is a sunset behind a tree line in warm brown and orange colors. The album title is in white text below the people.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
damn what a mess #wiwx
satellite of south central Wisconsin showing a mix of snow and sleet to the north and rain to the south, the edge where it meets is right about at Madison. gross.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell.
Screenshot from the game Pentiment. St. Grobian says “A whole lot of inconceivably shit happens on this hell of an Sarth, Andreas.”
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
the Welcome to Twin Peaks sign with the road and mountain in the background. text overlaid in green reads “THIS IS NOT A PLACE OF HONOR”
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Choleric Melancholic Sanguine Phlegmatic
top text: What are the four core character classes? bottom text: Wrong answers only
With a woodcut of a skeleton fighting a Landsknecht maybe? bodies all over the ground, some guy with a drum in the background. I think the skeleton is winning
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
album of the day: Breakfast In America by Supertramp. for when your local diner has been “discovered” by west siders
Album cover of Breakfast In America. A plump, middle aged, smiling woman in a yellow diner waitress uniform holds a small platter with a glass of orange juice on it high above her head. A menu with the album title is in her other arm.  In the background is a city resembling lower Manhattan made of wooden blocks rising from misty water, all at a Dutch angle. The entire scene is framed by an airplane window.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
baking for the work bake sale again, oh my god they’re SO CUTE I CAN’T STAND IT 😍😍😍 we also took a walk on the lake and found a huge crack, dad did not like that I got so close to it
six small bread boules dusted with flour, baked to an attractive golden brown, with a cute lil heart cut into the top of each one a frozen lake with a huge dark crack running through it, disappearing in the distance
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
haha, the chancellor cancelled classes tomorrow because of cold as fuck, but
Only classes are canceled. All other campus operations will continue as normal.

Employees are expected to report to work as scheduled. If an employee’s ability to report to work is impacted by the weather, employees should not notify their supervisors and make alternative work arrangements or use leave time depending on the situation.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
No new pictures - where are you mentally?
a red circle containing a black arrow pointing northeast and black text reading “Gays Against Nazis”. smaller white text outside the circle, presumably an image credit, reads @lgbt_history
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
this is unclear. am I myself perilous (ok but unlikely), or is 2026 perilous (much more likely)?
Merriam Webster says “your 2026 word is perilous”
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains I can only pick one?
The cover of Automatic For The People by R.E.M., a black and white photograph of a cube with a long pyramid or spike coming out of each side
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
look at this cool ass mug my aunt gave me! this thing is cool as hell!
A handmade pottery mug glazed in greens, blues, and purples. It is slightly flared at the rim and widens again at the base. The same mug. It’s entirely purple on the inside. The handle is sort of indented into the body of the mug? I don’t know how to describe this. My fingers fit in the indentation so they’re basically inside the mug, and my thumb is on the outside. It’s so cool.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
do I have to do everything around here
top: a full body illustration of godzilla in a santa hat saying “it chrismas”
bottom: a close up of godzilla’s face, still in the santa hat, saying “merr chrismas”
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
and how much snow did we get? about this much #wiwx
about 9 or 10 inches (23-25.5 cm) of snow on the roof of a black car
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
soooo… might quit now since #Duolingo yknow sucks and all
Duolingo 1600 day streak
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
good job me for not knocking any of my plants over this year
A double window framed by multicolored string lights. There is a small progressive pride flag in one of the windows. Below is a collection of plants. The norfolk pine has tiny string lights in it. Outside, it is snowing like hell.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
Grover from Sesame Street riding a bicycle wearing a scarf and gesturing with one hand held above his head. whimsical text reads “if I don’t turn it into a joke it will destroy me”
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
an apple pie with a latticework top, still bubbling from the oven
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
You’re being quiet what’s on your mind? Me:
Screenshot from a Duolingo Welsh lesson. English: They say that they are fed up with the internet now. Welsh: Maen nhw’n dweud bod nhw wedi cael llond bol o’r rhyngrwyd erbyn hyn.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
@rhythmsextion.bsky.social I owe you photos of House of Hades (with and without flash, featuring To All Who Ghosted Me) (and my poor desiccated cuticles)
Flash photo of five fingers curled toward a palm. Four nails are painted with a very glowy vibrant blue polish; the remaining nail is painted with a very desaturated lavender/gray polish with a blue shimmerSame but without flash
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
top: OH
bottom for CRYIN OUT LOUD

in the style and primary colors of Zohran Mamdani’s campaign signs
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
you mean like these guys?
February from Très Riches Heures du Duc de Berry. A medieval winter farm scene with people chorin’ outside and sitting by a fire inside. At the top is an ornate half circle showing Aquarius and Pisces. A close up crop of the people sitting inside. They are lifting up their garments to warm their legs, and one guy’s wang is right out there. There’s also a cat.
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I just feel like @cznz.bsky.social needs to know where I am
banners proclaiming a certain college hockey team’s Frozen Four appearances and national championships
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
before it’s completely trashed , here’s what I did last week (all green all the time, I do what I want)
A hand holding a bottle of lime green nail polish. The fingernails are all green: one is the lime of the bottle and the other four are a grass/leaf green
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sapient pearwood @izzybeth.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
finally finished the Welsh course after three years (messed around with other languages too), and… that’s it? no confetti, nothing? jeez
The screen duolingo shows you when you complete a course: six practice module circles surrounding a green owl reading a book. you just finished a whole course, you’d think there’s be at least a little fanfare, but no.
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