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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Make billionaires spend millions getting out of jail.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Is anyone certain all those bottles of lube made it to the evidence locker or is some greasing palms?

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

If we start Diddying these billionaires and seeing who pitches in to bail em out we can follow the money

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Soon Putin’s request for proof of loyalty will be for Donald to take a dump on live tv onto an American flag in the Oval office as JD stands there with fresh Depends.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

He’ll be remembered in history as “Charles the Shroomer”

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

If Lars Ulrich were the lyricist for Metallica the way Neil Peart was for Rush, Metallica would have songs called “I Like The Way Your Hair Smells After a Shower” and “Leather Boy”.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

The rich can afford their own wars, just not their own defenses.

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Hart Cunningham @hart28.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

3/19/25-175 Ukrainian POW return from belarus🙏🇺🇦🙏

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Mike Johnson’s confessions sometimes takes days.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Everyone on Grindr has turned down Matt Gaetz more than 2x

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I’m betting Mitch McConnell is wild on a Tinder date.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Elon thinks his children’s blood tastes more like his than their mothers’.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Grimes havin a difficult time finding someone to love her as weird as Elon did

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Pilots always say they weren’t drinking before they flew but this guy paid me for three table dances in the airport bar and I’m fairly convinced he was drunk because I’m a 76 year old man but needed the cash so I did the “nasty hokey pokey” a few times for his $57

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Elon did not see nazi-mobiles not selling because not seeing nazi-ing is a thing he enjoys doing.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Does she or doesn’t she? Only the person responsible for tucking and taping knows for sure.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

I’m not saying she’s a whore as clearly as her makeup does.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Heavy Falcon fired up its engines as Kristi Noem wipes her chin

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Why do people always let dictators become “murderous” before stomping them out of history?

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Machine Pun Kelly @kellyscaletta.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Let me be 100% clear. I disagree with vandalizing Teslas or Tesla dealerships. However it is not a federal crime. 1. There is no law agains "domestic terrorism." It's why no one was charged with it on January 6. 2. There is no FEDERAL law against vandalizing PRIVATE property.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

When you want a bunch of people holding microphones around you all the time but call them names and constantly insult them and think that they won’t hit you in the face seems funny to me.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Every reporter who thinks they work for an organization not involved in “fake news” owes it to the world to show us by hitting the fat fuck with your microphone

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

So like Space X launches and Tesla fires?

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Elon is upset that his flamethrower blueprints somehow ended up inside Tesla designs.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

When you sit behind the wheel of a Tesla, you’re what scholars call “kindling”.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

So the guy who makes cars that catch on fire is pissed off because people are making his cars that catch on fire, catch on fire?

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Who can prove those 32 Teslas didn’t simultaneously need a software update?

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Those cameras on Teslas all over the outside are made to film patriotic Americans doing God’s work by fighting fire with fire like Metallica taught us.

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2pVc0 (too pah ko) @iwassohigh.bsky.social · 19/03/2025