tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 18hrandom mike ditka thought: he played for george halas and then was hired by halas to coach, which means he was one degree of separation from the creation of the NFL. he had to be the last guy that close, right? 030
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026you would think that the venn diagram of "nerdy enough to compete on jeopardy" and "loves michael clayton" would be one circle 071
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026they get caught in a realm somewhere between our world and the afterlife and they roam mournfully and restlessly until someone can give them closure 110
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the lions had a fun little stretch there but it's looking like another hundred years of darkness for them 020
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026what exactly does "keep the border secure" mean 050
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026RE: ella langley, once you hit your 30s the hot 100 becomes none of your business. get ready to learn sun ra, buddy 0245
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026she seems to have leaned into a very childish "poetry is when things rhyme" notion of writing 140
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i don't care if you bring coffee to an interview as long as it's coffee-flavored coffee, o-KAY? 010
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"watchmen" making that tv show list is so bewildering that i can't really engage with it further. it's like someone telling you the sky is green 000
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"giacomo 'jimmy lips' lippiardini, a capo in the castellano crime family, was gunned down outside a manhattan steakhouse late last night..." 000
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"jimmy lips" feels like a top tier mob nickname 110
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026justin herbert is the perfect quarterback for the shortform video era, a guy who shines in 90-second "he's a PROBLEM" compilations and absolutely nowhere else 020
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026funny to bring up ICE because "i support legal immigration but not illegal immigration" led us there the same way "keep boys out of girl's sports" will lead us god only knows where 1736
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026doing the viral homer simpson challenge (eat 64 slices of american cheese in one sitting) 010
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026all of your thoughts are nuts if you ask me 💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣 150
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026punishment park tetsuo the iron man rapid fire angel dust the 4th man city on fire 010
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026sometimes you just gotta stop and watch the horses 110
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"deadliest warrior" was the funniest show ever. one guy would shoot a pig carcass with a 16th-century cannon and another guy would analyze it on a laptop and solemnly say "that would be a fatality on the battlefield" 2204
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026keep dinner on the stove. me and the boys have donnie yen surrounded, i should be home soon 000
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026spoken word over a slightly slowed down "funky drummer" break and this is doing numbers on college radio in 1990 020
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026to be fair we said that when miami and virginia tech were there 000
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026yes, we affirmed the fascists' belief that trans people are weird and scary but we had to do that to get a one-term senator. that's just good pragmatic politics. 000
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i had too much mitch trubisky PTSD to trust another UNC quarterback 010
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026what if at halftime kyle shanahan, christian mccaffery, and fred warner are drawn as if in a trance to hanging rock, never to return? 021
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026SMU's coach has the name of a righteous gemstones character 001
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 07/09/20263 minutes or less was tony bennett's offensive philosophy with virginia 120
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026"requiem for a dream" and "american history X" both blew my mind when i watched them as a teen and when i revisited them as an adult they came off as well-made after school specials. i wonder what other movies are like that 010
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026did elizabeth holmes always look like a haim sister? 000
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026palestinians aren't allowed in the big tent but chiropractors and homeschool parents who sell supplements on instagram are. cool! 010
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026how come you can never use your indoor voice when you talk about cracker barrel 110
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026right after the whistle western michigan ordered spaghetti with marinara and they got egg noodles and ketchup 0140
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026too many mfs out there think they can pull off the gene hackman/jack nicholson look 020
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i saw a trailer for this that starts with a baby doing a double take as scrooge walks by. we could be in for a historically bad movie here 010
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 30/08/2026we're in the steroid era of box office grosses and this is luis gonzalez hitting 57 homers 010
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i especially love this guy's implication that data centers are just as beneficial as alternatives to fossil fuels 020
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026they think a twitch streamer is more dangerous to the american people than ICE, look at my opposition party dogg etc etc 0226
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 22/08/2026i can't decide if "smack academy" sounds more like a rap song about selling heroin or a ca. 2005 spike TV reality show where nerds get taught how to fight 000
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026the AI breakfast burrito is a very succinct metaphor for how every business resents the idea that it has to give you something in exchange for your money 010
tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026[1940s newsreel voice] these sullivan boys have got the juice 110