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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 18h
random mike ditka thought: he played for george halas and then was hired by halas to coach, which means he was one degree of separation from the creation of the NFL. he had to be the last guy that close, right?
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you would think that the venn diagram of "nerdy enough to compete on jeopardy" and "loves michael clayton" would be one circle
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they get caught in a realm somewhere between our world and the afterlife and they roam mournfully and restlessly until someone can give them closure
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the lions had a fun little stretch there but it's looking like another hundred years of darkness for them
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
anyone check in on her
the woman who did a tiktok rap "clapping back" at zoomers for trying to cancel eminem a few years ago
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what exactly does "keep the border secure" mean
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
RE: ella langley, once you hit your 30s the hot 100 becomes none of your business. get ready to learn sun ra, buddy
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they fly now
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
she seems to have leaned into a very childish "poetry is when things rhyme" notion of writing
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i don't care if you bring coffee to an interview as long as it's coffee-flavored coffee, o-KAY?
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"watchmen" making that tv show list is so bewildering that i can't really engage with it further. it's like someone telling you the sky is green
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"giacomo 'jimmy lips' lippiardini, a capo in the castellano crime family, was gunned down outside a manhattan steakhouse late last night..."
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"jimmy lips" feels like a top tier mob nickname
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you come at the king you best not miss
the poster for the judd apatow film "the king of staten island," starring pete davidson when people still gave a shit about pete davidson
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
justin herbert is the perfect quarterback for the shortform video era, a guy who shines in 90-second "he's a PROBLEM" compilations and absolutely nowhere else
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
funny to bring up ICE because "i support legal immigration but not illegal immigration" led us there the same way "keep boys out of girl's sports" will lead us god only knows where
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
doing the viral homer simpson challenge (eat 64 slices of american cheese in one sitting)
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
all of your thoughts are nuts if you ask me 💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this one lives rent free in my head
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
punishment park tetsuo the iron man rapid fire angel dust the 4th man city on fire
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
sometimes you just gotta stop and watch the horses
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"deadliest warrior" was the funniest show ever. one guy would shoot a pig carcass with a 16th-century cannon and another guy would analyze it on a laptop and solemnly say "that would be a fatality on the battlefield"
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
keep dinner on the stove. me and the boys have donnie yen surrounded, i should be home soon
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
this is dracula flow
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
spoken word over a slightly slowed down "funky drummer" break and this is doing numbers on college radio in 1990
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
there are too many mannings
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
to be fair we said that when miami and virginia tech were there
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yes, we affirmed the fascists' belief that trans people are weird and scary but we had to do that to get a one-term senator. that's just good pragmatic politics.
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i had too much mitch trubisky PTSD to trust another UNC quarterback
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
it's what johnny two times is going to get
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what if at halftime kyle shanahan, christian mccaffery, and fred warner are drawn as if in a trance to hanging rock, never to return?
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
SMU's coach has the name of a righteous gemstones character
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
[pamtheoffice_samepicture dot jpeg]
monsignor martinez, the hero from a show within a show on king of the hill. he is a catholic priest pointing two guns at somebody
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
3 minutes or less was tony bennett's offensive philosophy with virginia
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"requiem for a dream" and "american history X" both blew my mind when i watched them as a teen and when i revisited them as an adult they came off as well-made after school specials. i wonder what other movies are like that
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
did elizabeth holmes always look like a haim sister?
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
palestinians aren't allowed in the big tent but chiropractors and homeschool parents who sell supplements on instagram are. cool!
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
how come you can never use your indoor voice when you talk about cracker barrel
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
right after the whistle western michigan ordered spaghetti with marinara and they got egg noodles and ketchup
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
too many mfs out there think they can pull off the gene hackman/jack nicholson look
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i saw a trailer for this that starts with a baby doing a double take as scrooge walks by. we could be in for a historically bad movie here
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
we're in the steroid era of box office grosses and this is luis gonzalez hitting 57 homers
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i especially love this guy's implication that data centers are just as beneficial as alternatives to fossil fuels
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
they think a twitch streamer is more dangerous to the american people than ICE, look at my opposition party dogg etc etc
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i can't decide if "smack academy" sounds more like a rap song about selling heroin or a ca. 2005 spike TV reality show where nerds get taught how to fight
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the AI breakfast burrito is a very succinct metaphor for how every business resents the idea that it has to give you something in exchange for your money
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
but boy did they ever dish out a lickin'!
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tony hawk's prolapse @ivnob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
[1940s newsreel voice] these sullivan boys have got the juice
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