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Iveli Alpaca

@iveli-alpaca.bsky.social
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🔞 Weird 35 y/o artist and music-maker alpaca. May get spicy. No AI. he/him please hire me to make music for you Do not interact if you're under 18. iveli-alpaca.carrd.co icon by @loafybutter

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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 20h
ok the stars lined up now what
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 21h
i think i just solved world hunger in No Man's Sky
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Trusted Cat Distributor 📦🐱🔞 @teckworks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gettin' my drawin' mojo going, so I drew this dingus real quick. @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i think i have a thing for mimes
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
questions i ask myself when i wake up
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
wondering if i should post some unreleased songs i finished
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
HOW THE LITERAL FUCK WERE PEOPLE SLEEPING ON STRANGER OF PARADISE
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stranger of Paradise is so fucking good actually?
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
these three bonded by literally sharing their balls with each other
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT WAS MADE FOR ME
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Out of the way Dark Souls, there's a new hardest challenge
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
house hunting is a sales person trying to sell you something they don't want to give you
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I found more cool things in No Man's Sky
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
if you put some kind of music-maker in your game, i WILL spend nearly an hour just messing with it
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I CAN FEED YOU
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
arm sore
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
eyeing a planet fitness membership, but damn why everything gotta be fees fees fees
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
imagine getting pissed off at a fictional character, and then being able to yell at them "YOU AREN'T EVEN REAL" and then they get to live the rest of their existence aware of their own limitations, until you decide to restart the story/game and basically erase them from existence
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
god i think No Man's Sky, FFXIV, and Palworld may be my current all time favorite games right now
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
who up and fat
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
imagine a game with a dance emote that gets 1% faster each time it loops
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Found a beautiful water planet in No Man's Sky
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i like how i was right on the money with this
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
learning today there's one last Redwall book coming out
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FFXIV Beastmaster is the exact type of experience Blue Mage should've been. I know I'm gonna love this job
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i'm teaching him how to gamble
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Coyote vs Acme was a fun movie
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if your YouTube video essay has an ad literally every 5 minutes I am sending wasps to your house, at a rate of 1 wasp per second of ad time on your video
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
fat's ass
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I NEED TO BE DOTED ON BY A GIANT WOMAN
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my name's Greg Bananas
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dangonya became a slime
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
imma fix that actually
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EternityDev Studio @eternitydevstudio.votv.dev · 28/08/2026
The wait is over and pre-orders are now open! Get your very own Ariral plush in the linked reply! This is only available for a limited time, so get your orders in soon! #VoicesOfTheVoid #Makeship
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
thank you everyone for the birthday wishessssssssss
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Niko @nikoamiko.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Li'l draw for @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social birthday. which was yesterday. but I'm posting it today. but i drew it yesterday #nikoart
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Saw an actual goblin play goblin music live (performer is Rushadicus)
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Did a quick dub of a Sam & Max comic i found on the other hellsite
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
birthday tomorrow i will be 35
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Why is he called that
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Did a quick dub of a Sam & Max comic i found on the other hellsite
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
feels good being back in Eorzea
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
welcome back FF14
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
oh my god i am feeling the FF14 itch something FIERCE havent played since the end of Dawntrail
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
blue cheese should be getting into fist fights in my mouth
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
im boobs
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Iveli Alpaca @iveli-alpaca.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
There is nothing like drinking water, taking a hit, sipping water, taking another hit, and sipping more water it's time to drink water
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AttacRacc Ⓥ ⏩ RETURN STREAM OCT 3RD!! 👀 @attacracc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
⏬ HOW TO OPT OUT OF YOUR CONTENT TRAINING AI ON TWITCH! ⏬ FOR CHATTERS: If you are in a stream that has opted IN to AI training, YOUR MESSAGES will be used to train AI. You get no compensation! Tag your stream with a noAI tag and disable this setting to protect yourself and your community! #twitch
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