Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Slow and steady wins the race, but fast and furious hits my face. #SundayCumday 212812
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I’m too lazy to think of a clever caption for #FatCockFriday, but my dick is obviously ready for hard work. #FCF 0814
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026My sleepy ass missed #SundayCumday and #MonochromeMonday so I’m combining them with #TummyTuesday like some sort of underwhelming dirty Megazord. #MCM 0897
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Does it count as a #FatCockFriday post if most of the cock is obscured? #FCF 11178
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In honor of Spooky Season, here’s how it would look if I fucked a ghost very gently. 21078
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026POV: You’re about to help me celebrate #FatCockFriday. #FCF 3831
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Post a photo of your pole where the light was perfect. ☀️ 31148
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When the toy is a bit too snug but you’re fresh out of lube so you have to make your own. #MonochromeMonday #MCM 3651
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You should do something about this. #FatCockFriday #FCF 01008
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Gripping and dripping (and panting) my way through #WetWednesday. 2998
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026An orgasm so good that I underlined it. #SundayCumday 11036
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I got precum on my jacket right before I jacked it. #MonochromeMonday #MCM 3915
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“Absolute cinema.” —Martin Scorsese #MonochromeMonday #MCM 1658
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Did I just jizz one of the Heptapod symbols from Denis Villeneuve’s Arrival? #SundayCumday 1837
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Love #SoftCockSaturday mostly because of how low-effort it is. #SCS 0500
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It’s 10 p.m. Do you know where my boner is? #FatCockFriday #FCF 1988
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026By the dripping on my thumb, #WetWednesday means I post precum. 1767
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When #TummyTuesday and #TesticleTuesday share custody. 0764
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026See my drips big drips don't cha? (Apologies to Missy Elliott.) #MonochromeMonday #MCM 3743
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026That thing where you’re so horned up that you cum an exclamation point. #SundayCumday 2929
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The plot thickens on #FatCockFriday. (The plot is my penis.) #FCF 414613
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I heard that you’re into string instruments. #WetWednesday 212011
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Cropped out my wiener in honor of #TummyTuesday. 0600
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Today is National Kool-Aid Day, but if you don’t like Kool-Aid I’m very happy to quench your thirst in other ways. #FatCockFriday #FCF 21086
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026When morning wood leads to morning dew. #WetWednesday 0897
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Bluesky was down for me most of yesterday so this week y’all are getting #SundayCumday on #MonochromeMonday. #MCM 2803