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Ivan Oozer 🔞

@ivanoozer.bsky.social
2.1K followers 639 following 459 posts

Appreciator of brawny beards, fuzzy forearms, hairy chests and happy trails. Drip laugh love.

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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 12h
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
On my way!
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Slow and steady wins the race, but fast and furious hits my face. #SundayCumday
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Y’all have my damp of approval.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m too lazy to think of a clever caption for #FatCockFriday, but my dick is obviously ready for hard work. #FCF
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another day, another drip. #WetWednesday
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My sleepy ass missed #SundayCumday and #MonochromeMonday so I’m combining them with #TummyTuesday like some sort of underwhelming dirty Megazord. #MCM
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does it count as a #FatCockFriday post if most of the cock is obscured? #FCF
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In honor of Spooky Season, here’s how it would look if I fucked a ghost very gently.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All trails lead to #MonochromeMonday. #MCM
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Love an easy cleanup. #SundayCumday
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Show me your cock ring. ⭕️
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got #SoftCockSaturday Night Fever. #SCS
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
POV: You’re about to help me celebrate #FatCockFriday. #FCF
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Enjoying a little #Fursday friction.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Post a photo of your pole where the light was perfect. ☀️
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A(nother) drip off the old cock. #WetWednesday
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When the toy is a bit too snug but you’re fresh out of lube so you have to make your own. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love a productive weekend. #SundayCumday
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You should do something about this. #FatCockFriday #FCF
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gripping and dripping (and panting) my way through #WetWednesday.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
An orgasm so good that I underlined it. #SundayCumday
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Something’s up. #FatCockFriday #FCF
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tickled pink. #WetWednesday
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Casting a shadow over #TummyTuesday.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I got precum on my jacket right before I jacked it. #MonochromeMonday #MCM
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Absolute cinema.” —Martin Scorsese #MonochromeMonday #MCM
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Did I just jizz one of the Heptapod symbols from Denis Villeneuve’s Arrival? #SundayCumday
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Love #SoftCockSaturday mostly because of how low-effort it is. #SCS
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s 10 p.m. Do you know where my boner is? #FatCockFriday #FCF
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I could be your cuddle buddy. #Fursday
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
By the dripping on my thumb, #WetWednesday means I post precum.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
When #TummyTuesday and #TesticleTuesday share custody.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
See my drips big drips don't cha? (Apologies to Missy Elliott.) #MonochromeMonday #MCM
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That thing where you’re so horned up that you cum an exclamation point. #SundayCumday
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Whatever. I’ll get soft (and dry) later.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The plot thickens on #FatCockFriday. (The plot is my penis.) #FCF
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Feels wrong not to touch myself on #Fursday.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I heard that you’re into string instruments. #WetWednesday
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cropped out my wiener in honor of #TummyTuesday.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Let’s shake on it.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Today is National Kool-Aid Day, but if you don’t like Kool-Aid I’m very happy to quench your thirst in other ways. #FatCockFriday #FCF
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#Fursday really gets me going.
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
When morning wood leads to morning dew. #WetWednesday
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wait, is today #TummyTuesday or #CummyTuesday?
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Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Bluesky was down for me most of yesterday so this week y’all are getting #SundayCumday on #MonochromeMonday. #MCM
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