Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 10hIn honor of Spooky Season, here’s how it would look if I fucked a ghost very gently. 1513
Reposted by Ivan Oozer 🔞Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All trails lead to #MonochromeMonday. #MCM 110110
Reposted by Ivan Oozer 🔞Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I got #SoftCockSaturday Night Fever. #SCS 0563
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026POV: You’re about to help me celebrate #FatCockFriday. #FCF 3781
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Post a photo of your pole where the light was perfect. ☀️ 3987
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026When the toy is a bit too snug but you’re fresh out of lube so you have to make your own. #MonochromeMonday #MCM 3641
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026You should do something about this. #FatCockFriday #FCF 0998
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Gripping and dripping (and panting) my way through #WetWednesday. 2988
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026An orgasm so good that I underlined it. #SundayCumday 11036
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I got precum on my jacket right before I jacked it. #MonochromeMonday #MCM 3915
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“Absolute cinema.” —Martin Scorsese #MonochromeMonday #MCM 1668
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Did I just jizz one of the Heptapod symbols from Denis Villeneuve’s Arrival? #SundayCumday 1827
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Love #SoftCockSaturday mostly because of how low-effort it is. #SCS 0500
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It’s 10 p.m. Do you know where my boner is? #FatCockFriday #FCF 1988
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026By the dripping on my thumb, #WetWednesday means I post precum. 1767
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026When #TummyTuesday and #TesticleTuesday share custody. 0774
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026See my drips big drips don't cha? (Apologies to Missy Elliott.) #MonochromeMonday #MCM 3773
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026That thing where you’re so horned up that you cum an exclamation point. #SundayCumday 2939
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026The plot thickens on #FatCockFriday. (The plot is my penis.) #FCF 414613
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I heard that you’re into string instruments. #WetWednesday 212011
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Cropped out my wiener in honor of #TummyTuesday. 0600
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Today is National Kool-Aid Day, but if you don’t like Kool-Aid I’m very happy to quench your thirst in other ways. #FatCockFriday #FCF 21086
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026When morning wood leads to morning dew. #WetWednesday 0897
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Bluesky was down for me most of yesterday so this week y’all are getting #SundayCumday on #MonochromeMonday. #MCM 2823
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026No hard feelings… for the next few seconds. #SoftCockSaturday #SCS 0803
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Does this angle make me look #FatCockFriday? #FCF 0912
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I can feel it coming in the hair tonight, oh lord. #Fursday 2739
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Today is National Pickleball Day so I’m making sure to show both pickle and ball. 11046
Ivan Oozer 🔞 @ivanoozer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Not a hair out of place (nor a place out of hair). #Fursday 3897