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The Aspiring Malhuret

@ivanaraque.bsky.social
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Just remember I want Hegseth and Bondi there first. (Gracias, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social!)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Why is the @nytimes.com DISCREDITING the Epstein files? #NYTimesSucks
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The Trump administration is MURDERING people for the clicks. Denounce it, speak up, we're better than that, due process is due for all human beings. Thanks for your attention to this matter. (Thanks, @claybennett.bsky.social)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Suerte pa' este país, el presidente es un corrupto de mierda convicto de 34 delitos mayores (gracias, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social!)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Bark, bark, bark... (Thanks for another amazing work, Jeff Danziger)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
What's going on at Cyanide & Happiness? Naughty List, Epstein files, you know... static.explosm.net/2025/11/1216...
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
There's no such thing as a "Trump Era" so fuck you, @nytimes.com, and Happy Zohran Day to all New Yorkers, now let's do this. #NYTimesSucks
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Nice of you to say it, @jensorensen.bsky.social, but why one year later, we may be inching closer by the minute. :/
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Spectacular #Halloween series, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social. #VamoArriba
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Oh well, he also aced Donning and then the Kruger oral test …
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION, wtf are we paying this government for? (Thanks, @claybennett.bsky.social)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
That and Netanyahu is a War Criminal.
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Nailed it, carajo!!!! (Gracias, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social, feliz Día de los pueblos indígenas de la América Grande) ☀️
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Next, we'll have no country. Way to go, MAGA. (Thanks, @claybennett.bsky.social)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Here's to Stephan Pastis for this very inspiring #PearlsBeforeSwine. Good morning, @bsky.app.
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Did anyone say RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES (Thanks, @andertoon.bsky.social)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Time is ripe for revolution, even a peaceful one, but @mluckovich.bsky.social is right. (Where's the National Razor when you need it). featureassets.gocomics.com/assets/8109c...
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
"Lovely" (not) 🤦‍♂️
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Chico, lo que hay que aguantar, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social (gracias!) :)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
So, in honor of Karen Attiah (learn her name), here's what that guy said. #SayTheTruth
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I just got called by a spammer in FOUR consecutive phone calls. I didn’t pick up, they just left a voicemail and dialed back. Don’t let this shit happen to you.
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Feeling a bit insecure? (Thanks, @rubenbolling.bsky.social!)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
It's been an amazing trip, #RickDavies, Thank you for the Music, Godspeed. #Supertramp
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Channeling the #RollingStones (grande, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social!)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
This week’s FBI Newsletter forgot to mention about our amazingly courageous president informant and his tireless war against Epstein and the Democratic Hoaxers…
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
HAPPY FRIDAY, Now, NO IS NO, @andrewcuomo.bsky.social! #GoZohran
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
What are you doing today to #StopTheGenocide?
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
@jensorensen.bsky.social asking a tough philosophical question: What's the endgame? ☀️
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Prescient, and thanks but I hope you're wrong, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social!
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
#StopTheGenocide
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Good morning BlueSky.
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Trump Bows to Putin’s Approach on Ukraine: No Cease-Fire, Deadlines or Sanctions www.nytimes.com/2025/08/16/u... It takes this paper 24 hours to come up with this obvious header. #NYTimeSucks (Sorry about the crass art)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
For he's a jolly good traitor, For he's a jolly good traitor, For he's a jolly good traitooooooor, WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY. www.cnn.com/politics/liv... #SlavaUkraini
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Nah that guy is clearly saying, Release the Epstein files!! 🤡
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Please caption this. 🤦
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Small hands, no balls.
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Congrats, America, you're being Bullshitted all the way to the Grift. (Thanks, @andertoon.bsky.social)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I find it amazing that people in this picture from @nytimes.com look so eager to ask whatever moronic question they asked this 🤡 yesterday, but Good morning, BlueSky. #DerelictionOfDuty #CorruptAF
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
#StopTheGenocide (Thanks, @tedrall.bsky.social)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Efficient, my a... #CorruptAF (Happy Monday and thanks, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social!)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Good to know Democrats and Republicans can always agree on sponsoring #Genocide. #StopTheGenocide
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
This headline is so pathetic and malicious it deserves to be noted, courtesy of Faux News, of course. On a secondary note, good to see Bill Maher is now down to interviewing has-beens. #RiseUpAmerica
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
#StopTheGenocide
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Thanks, @jensorensen.bsky.social #CorruptAF
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Have you dumped Amazon and Twitter yet? Not to mention Every form of AI... (Thanks, @jensorensen.bsky.social!)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
#GoZohran (thanks, @tedrall.bsky.social)
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Dictator wannabe.
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
... "swollen ankles" ... Thanks, @laloalcaraz.bsky.social, now let's see if they Release The Epstein Files!!
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Yikes, Rosie O’Donnell won’t be silenced. Release the Epstein files!!!
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The Aspiring Malhuret @ivanaraque.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
@laloalcaraz.bsky.social is ahead of the curve these days (gracias!!!!)
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