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Ivan Sirko

@ivan-sirko.bsky.social
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Not actually a 17th century Cossack general. I thought this was obvious. Also not a Russian bot just because I used the name "Ivan". Sometimes parody.

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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pupperoni pizza!? STEVE!
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sometimes you have to do wild things on drugs to sell your drugs so you can buy more drugs.
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Drugs Cost Money Drugs Arent Cheap
ALT: Drugs Cost Money Drugs Arent Cheap
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I saw this one decades ago.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They certainly remind me of other, somehow less evil, bad guys.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who could have seen this coming!?
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Surprised Pikachu Meme Reaction
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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True Goldbergs
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In one way we are closer to Cyberpunk world, with gangers and samurai with electrifying gorilla arms. In another way, those people don't just lie down and give up when a badge shows up. So 'Murica has decided to make the dystopia worse.
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Golf Clap
ALT: Golf Clap
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Needs more face gold.
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Baldur's Gate 3: Withers Close-Up
Alt: Baldur's Gate 3: Withers Close-Up
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Frollo's Witchcraft! from Hunchback of Notre Dame
ALT: Frollo's Witchcraft! from Hunchback of Notre Dame
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We should also remember that the government of Israel knew it was coming and took no action so they could attempt to justify the murder of many thousands. Most of us would like it if those victims were also honoured instead of ignored.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Iran might start reevaluating their plans to take out Mar-a-Lago.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They are actually talking about Kash's new girlfriend being a goat.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Man Working For The Man Meme
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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A Clockwork Orange: Alex's Ludovico Technique
ALT: A Clockwork Orange: Alex's Ludovico Technique
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If it were a provincial ban they would just notwithstanding clause it, but the city's dreams of muzzling critics is doomed.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mechanic not needed.
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Sealyx Christine: Iconic Red Car Headlights
ALT: Sealyx Christine: Iconic Red Car Headlights
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Evil Cartman Asks: How Is It Going?
ALT: Evil Cartman Asks: How Is It Going?
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Quebec would be stronger by itself. Sure. I remember that when the referendum was announced, companies fled from Quebec. I'm not sure the economy has ever fully recovered from that shock. Same with Alberta. The only companies who will stay at first are O&G, but they have to be constantly bribed.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If people were able to remember that Groundhog Moe exists he would be a strong challenger.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As a non-'Murican, I approve of all these stupid and wasteful decisions.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No, sir. Only my Limited Edition Danger Bay collection. It's still in the packaging, but I assure you that it is for personal use only.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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J. Jonah Jameson: Are You Serious?
ALT: J. Jonah Jameson: Are You Serious?
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well, if Softbank thinks it is a good idea... I'm just saying, they have tremendous insights.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Hes Fine Hes Okay
ALT: Hes Fine Hes Okay
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Buster Keaton: Acting Very Queer
ALT: Buster Keaton: Acting Very Queer
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cow. Also, possibly flying cattle.
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Starsanaa Cow in Tornado
ALT: Starsanaa Cow in Tornado
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Worf better vote every single day.
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Star Trek Worf: I'm Doing My Part
ALT: Star Trek Worf: I'm Doing My Part
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because he's the messiah Arrakis deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Muad'Dib!
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Captain Ron Kurt Russel
ALT: Captain Ron Kurt Russel
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They all hate him. But they will all vote for him again.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Because so many large companies are staking their survival on the AI boom becoming real. "We put AI in your tea kettle!" "I hate that. Why do I need this? I put the kettle on the range, it makes hot water. Why AI?" "Because we're putting AI in your range!" "No!" "Just take the AI!"
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Arrested Development: Gob & Michael Bluth
ALT: Arrested Development: Gob & Michael Bluth
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It makes sense when you realize that "we" means white supremacist shitheads. Tthey didn't lose control of the country.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shoring up support for the Texas GOP. (To be honest, I think Paxton is going to win despite being a revile piece of shit person. I don't see Texans giving up on their historic corruption and bad governance in favor of [shudder] a Democrat.)
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's if you believe that they are "rogue" at all, and not probing attacks. It is past time for Canada to fund a real cyber warfare division. More than that, we need to stop being so passive. An agent goes rogue? DDOS attack from [insert nation]? Cool, you are now fair game for retaliation.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The concerned look on the children's faces is always priceless.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Red alert means you get ejected.
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Lieutenant Shaxs: I Say We Eject The Warp Core!
ALT: Lieutenant Shaxs: I Say We Eject The Warp Core!
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why throw a tantrum when asked by the person you are questioning if they can see said sign? Because you know it proved nothing except that you are full of shit. Goober gonna goob.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man, nobody had a chance to see that poster board. If they had, the questions would be, "what the fuck is this?," and "how does this prove anything you just said?" Texts asking about a seat. Which could be anywhere. But GOP will say it must have been Atlanta for a secret meeting because...
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Chris Farley: No Idea!
ALT: Chris Farley: No Idea!
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We can be worse. We probably should be worse. I think we are going to be worse. Just watch how fast we can replace you.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Average Republican voter:
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He Man's Skeletor: I Chose Evil
ALT: He Man's Skeletor: I Chose Evil
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
F4 phone always goes to voicemail. Eternals have nothing going on. What's left of them. ... OK, call in the heavy hitters.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have a great deal for you!
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A few too many Americans in there for my tastes, but I'll allow it.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll have to see if I still have that one floating around in some dark corner.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ALPHA FLIGHT: instead of solo operators, a formal team is brought together to fight a larger threat. Heh, make it the fight against Lionel and his mutates and then reveal it was all a manipulation. Fourth movie is against the Master of the World and his co-opted, brainwashed, Canadian government.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I could do 3 movies: "Before he was Wolverine, he was... WEAPON X." Intro movie uses Logan's popularity to introduce characters. A bit of a slasher movie. DEPARTMENT H: meet the Canadian heroes who get pulled under the government umbrella, dealing with situations across the nation.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's alright. You just encountered a lorekeeper for Alpha Flight. I admit that I am not current any longer, but that is because of decades of mismanagement and Marvel's demotion of AF to joke status instead of acknowledging that they saved the world as many times as many other premier teams.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He does have this South African cheating for him out in the open, so it isn't a complete fabrication.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fight twisted creatures before stopping Lionel. Logan side-plot is him following Heather around. Almost ruins everything by letting his emotions for her stop him from doing what he does best. Movie ends with him heading South after accepting Heather won't love him back.
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Ivan Sirko @ivan-sirko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It would be pretty awesome for the Canadian MCU movie to go the darkest. Rescue Logan by taking out Weapon X squads. Have Bochs already an amputee, fixed by Lionel. Form Department H. Lionel goes mad and body-horror warps a hospital. Team goes in (w/ Madison who is immune).
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