Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 21hCleaning gutters in advance of tropical storm is my favorite way to spend a Saturday morning. 000
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026If this dog doesn’t stop farting so help me god it’s going to sleep in the yard 120
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comMufasa Challenges Scar: Lion KingALT: Mufasa Challenges Scar: Lion King 000
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026All I want to do is do my zoom zoom zoom And a boom boom 020
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comRobert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson NoddingALT: Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding 010
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You ain't gonna get a $1000 tip from a millionaire for a latte 110
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026JD, what does the Christmas spirit mean to you? JD: Christmas is forced sex changes on children and gay frogs 000
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And then she'd bend over and suck on his Candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her Cookies that she had left out on her shelf If you think this is dirty, you can go fuck yourself 000
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026her Eyes at the fellow down by the dock He looked like a man with a sizable Home in the country with a big fence out front And if he asked her politely, she'd show him her Little pet dog who was subject to fits And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her Small tender hand with a movement so quick 100
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026She pulled up her dress, and she showed them her Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck She said she was learning a new way to Bring up her children so they would not spit While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt While the girl in the meadow was rubbing 100
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There was a farmer who sat on a rock He sat in the meadow just shaking his Fist at some boys who were down by the crick Their feet in the water, their hands on their Marbles and playthings, and at half past four There came a young lady, she looked like a Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass 100
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Or just flash your tits. Simple minds respond to simple stimuli. 010
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yeah. Who’s that lounging in my chair Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction momma this surely is a dream yeah 130
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comFunny Dog Pooping in a FieldALT: Funny Dog Pooping in a Field 010