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Geeoff

@itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social
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I exercise admirable restraint.

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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 11h
I’m exceedingly salty tonight.
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 14h
I like his country music especially “on the road again”
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 14h
@rooster.info is the best thing to ever happen to Ohio
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 18h
Report back with results
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 21h
Cleaning gutters in advance of tropical storm is my favorite way to spend a Saturday morning.
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 21h
You underestimate how lazy I can be
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 21h
Every rule has exceptions.
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 23h
Every time I get muted an angel gets its wings
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dopamine deficient
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It’s too quiet here
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If this dog doesn’t stop farting so help me god it’s going to sleep in the yard
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I feel seen.
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sundown you better take care
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ambrosial
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s going to smell delightful
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do pants these butt look my make big?
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
With grilled cheese?
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Mufasa Challenges Scar: Lion King
ALT: Mufasa Challenges Scar: Lion King
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You wouldn’t dare.
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
or a sugar mommy we don't discriminate
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alexa, bring me a sugar daddy
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fisheye lens?
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One night in Bangkok and the world’s your oyster
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I STAND WITH THE ROOSTER
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All I want to do is do my zoom zoom zoom And a boom boom
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sex so good you don’t let him leave the house
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This ⬆️
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding
ALT: Robert Redford as Jeremiah Johnson Nodding
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Geek in the streets, GOAT in the sheets
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same girl same.
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m enough sexy for none of us
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh yeah, that 😉
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You ain't gonna get a $1000 tip from a millionaire for a latte
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pretty!
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pork chop in a can
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
JD, what does the Christmas spirit mean to you? JD: Christmas is forced sex changes on children and gay frogs
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And then she'd bend over and suck on his Candy, so tasty, made of butterscotch And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her Cookies that she had left out on her shelf If you think this is dirty, you can go fuck yourself
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
her Eyes at the fellow down by the dock He looked like a man with a sizable Home in the country with a big fence out front And if he asked her politely, she'd show him her Little pet dog who was subject to fits And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her Small tender hand with a movement so quick
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She pulled up her dress, and she showed them her Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck She said she was learning a new way to Bring up her children so they would not spit While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt While the girl in the meadow was rubbing
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There was a farmer who sat on a rock He sat in the meadow just shaking his Fist at some boys who were down by the crick Their feet in the water, their hands on their Marbles and playthings, and at half past four There came a young lady, she looked like a Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nap time.
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s one hell of a church band
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Or just flash your tits. Simple minds respond to simple stimuli.
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah. Who’s that lounging in my chair Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction momma this surely is a dream yeah
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Same with hot tub sex.
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@fresnopm.bsky.social 😞
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They’re both terrible, honestly.
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Won't I be the second?
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
More importantly, what did I miss?
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Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Funny Dog Pooping in a Field
ALT: Funny Dog Pooping in a Field
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