Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026For every ❤️ this gets, I will remove one piece of clothing 010
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Maybe if I nicknamed my penis “Bluesky” she might get on it 010
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When it feels like the world is on your shoulders And all of the madness has got you going crazy It's time to get out, step out into the street Where all of the action is right there at your feet 100
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Got a new trash can. It came with no batteries. Anyone know what size and how many it takes? 120
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comWhen Someone Says 'It's Hot'ALT: When Someone Says 'It's Hot' 010
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sex on the beach is A) fun B) a drink C) messy D) better than nothing 000
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Y'all got a signature gif? Here's minestatic.klipy.comSure Jan GirlALT: Sure Jan Girl 120
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@rooster.info Vivek: “Actually, I’m curious about the answer to that question. You guys would know. When was the last time that Amy Acton gave you an opportunity to do what we’re doing today and have done twice this week?” Reporters: “Yesterday” Credit to Matt Rein on Facebook 000
Reposted by GeeoffThe Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 23/09/2026Sen. Jon Husted: “The war needs to come to an end as quickly as possible so that we can lower gas prices” Sen. Jon Husted when he could've voted to do just that: 501028356
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I bet the Beach Boys are Retirement Home Fogies now 010
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Who's gonna give their heart and soul To get to me and you Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes? 000
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social a giant cock for Christmas 110
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Took the scooter instead of the SUV tonight. I don’t think I impressed the ladies but fuck if i didn’t go 50 miles on a half gallon of gas. 120
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Why is the opposite of saltwater called freshwater. What makes it fresh?? 000
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He might buy you diamonds but I’ll buy you a tank of gas 100
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026AnytimeIneedtoseeyourface,Ijustclosemyeyes AndIamtakentoaplacewhereyourcrystalmind Andmagentafeelingstakeupshelterinthebaseofmyspine Sweetlikeachic-a-cherrycola 110
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There was a toad in my driveway so I gave him a tractor to drive. 3216
Geeoff @itzspelledgeoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I’m not saying the situation has escalated, but the left-handed spoon is now involved. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time. I have several questions, none of which are appropriate for daylight hours. Anyway, the raccoon knows what it did. 000
