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Willow the Wah

@itswillow.bsky.social
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🔞I share nsfw content on occasion. Minors will be blocked upon discovery.🔞 Hey, I'm Willow, and I'm opinionated. I smoke games, play weed, and drink music. Nullgender🚫 29yo✨️ Anarcho-Socialist⚒️ Born🇷🇺+Raised🇺🇸 Nobody alive knows my Astrological Birthchart💫

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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ironic, isn't it? #flock #garrettlangley #flockoff
Two pictures of Flock CEO Garrett Langley, as well as a small cropped picture of a Flock Camerw. The pictures sit above text which reads, "FLOCK OFF; CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly; NOTICE NEWS".
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yall this comment is getting traction, don't mind me as I ride this clout-driven clown car #selfpromo #indiemusic #musicsky m.YouTube.com/@WillowTitov
A collage of YouTube thumbnails and text. The text reads, " Check out my music on YouTube! And please subscribe so you can hear my upcoming releases! m.YouTube.com/@WillowTitov
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Is there life on Mars? #RocketLaunch #NASA #SpaceX #Falcon9
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@biologist077.bsky.social isn't 100% organic, nor a biologist. @biologist077.bsky.social is a fraud. Shun the killers of all that grow.
Account page of @biologist077.bsky.social. AI profile picture. An exchange between myself and this killer.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Went expediting with @theaechbomb-nsfw.bsky.social and was subjected to being the subject of several subjectively beautiful acts of subjection through various objective lenses of an objectively technical subject that is photography. Translation: Got lost in the wild and fell entranced by photofae💜✨️
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
See a furry belly, post a furry belly :3c
Belly
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Cute human-drawn stylized tabby cat making a  :3  face, with a speech bubble saying "AI STILL SUCKS"
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I swear I play The Sims 3 for the plot 😛
A big blonde and beautiful sim getting into a bath tub, uncensored, her big butt facing the camera
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Is today international "Make references to buttholes" day? Cuz I'm all for it. Btw yall should follow @bonequest.com and @hausofdecline.bsky.social they draw comics that occasionally mention buttholes, as seen here. I turn 30 in a month. Buttholes.
A screenshot of two Bluesky posts, one being a comic by BoneQuest, the other being a comic by Haus of Decline, both mentioning bodily holes.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Yea I figure I'm a little unc lmao 👀➡️ Am I Unc? amiunc.com
Low Unc Rank
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"Look at the whip he's got. That mouse owns somebody." -Grandpa (Brandon Rogers)
Dommy Mouse Boy from Dumbo as seen in Brandon Rogers' "Grandpa HATES Disneyland"
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Made dinner the bf and I. We're trying to be healthy. We had salads the last few nights. Who says we can't be a little bad?
Sexy grilled sammichesSexy grilled sammichesThe money shot
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
"Fraturnitas" first premiered at Aloma Cinema Grill, on April 25th, 2026, during the premiere event of Orlando's newest Indie Film festival, "Love at First Frame", hosted by Visual Horizons Studios, in collaboration with Aloma Cinema Grill and Zaandarbrow. #AlomaCinemaGrill #LoveAtFirstFrame #Film
Black-and-white. Two figures locked in combat, in front of a very tall forest-line. The trees form a third figure behind the other two.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Good morning, BlueSky ✨️✨️
A suburban sunrise.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Me anytime more Starkid fanart is made public Fantastic work here, truly!
Max Jägerman of Team Starkid's "Nerdy Prudes Must Die", making a poggers/open-mouth face.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
@ox.ac.uk Hey Oxfuck Uni. Get your dictionary branch together. You're locking basic literacy behind a paywall. I would call you abhorrent, but then you'd charge me.
Oxford Dictionary paywall to access what is meant to be free for public access.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"Every time you repost this image
A trans person gets hormone treatment
and a transphobe dies"

Made by artist lanaflowerz
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
New pfp, photography by @theaechbomb-nsfw.bsky.social uwu
A pink-tinted dutch-angle photograph of a wild wah
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Obligatory Pride Month PFP update so you know I'm a true ally /joke 😩💜✨️ #HappyPride #ACAB #DeposeTheDonald #ImpeachTheOrange #Pride2025 #TransRights #BlackLivesMatter #SlavaUkraini #FreePalestine #DeathToCapitalism And if you disagree, fuck you /genuine 💅💜✨️ Happy Pride yall. Keep safe, fight on.🔥💜
Very gay, much cool, such wow
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
As is used here by the official account of the con you claim to represent and speak for.
I aint typin all that
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Prove you made this. And I'll happily concede. Because right now, this looks like you slapped four random fox stickers/images onto a background image that looks eerily similar to what AI spews out. Also, the FOX logo???? But please. Show us the art, if it is even there. This can be constructive.
4 fox images, each in box outlines, over a green forest. The text "FOX Meet Up" is at the superheading. "FOX" is the FOX company logo.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
New pfp/banner, not by me obvi
Peter "I'm Steve Minecraft" Griffin is at his open front door, and he is greeting Chicken "I'm Chicken Jockey Minecraft" Jockey.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
2) It was peak Pandemic as I recall, when @asianpie.bsky.social posted their wonderful comic "Further Testing", featuring @raymousie.bsky.social. Love this comic. Give these two some well-deserved attention. 💜✨️
A silly less-nsfw variant of the comic "Further Testing", posted originally as a Preview, with information on how users can show support.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Oh boy, here we go 😜✨️
What I like about Size, OG by TinyEder
For every like I'll say:
1-What got you into liking size stuff
2-Favorite size piece/story media?
3-Favorite tags? (vore, anal, micro, etc...)
4-Favorite size for characters to be?
5-If you could self-insert into some size fiction media, which one would it be?
6-Gentle, cruel, or mix? Detail if you want
7-Aware or unaware? Detail if you want
8-Favorite size dynamic trope?
9-What you DON'T like in size fiction media?
10-Recommend some good content creators you love to follow!
11-Favorite random mainstream size moment?
12-Any size games you like?
13-What does the size community need to have even MORE?
14-Thoughts on how this type of content makes you feel in your daily life? (Has it affected you somehow?)
15-Tag 3 friends to participate!
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Your efforts are appreciated highly.
The same as the previous image, with all the alt text highlighted, and prompt to "Copy, Translate, Share, etc."
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
My friends and I finally publicly completed one of our shows from 8 years ago ✨ With this episode we filmed in July and only just finished and published two days ago, we can finally say we finished a web series 🔥✨ #starwars #fanfilm #starwarsfanfilm #zaandarbrow #lightsaber youtu.be/0jeY0RbrqJ8
A screenshot of the Playlist for the zaandarbrow Star Wars Fan Film series, "Brower vs Lackett", as found at this link:

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL25knqED2r6qd0g9dN9-QjJd3WSLoFp_k&si=d61oORifeoxJlbgrThe Description of the playlist, which reads as follows:

This is the official lightsaber duel series by zaandarbrow, starring Will Brower, Willow Titov, Teo, and special-guest-star Reese Maynard, about the cyclical conflict between a Jedi and a Sith.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Remember: Don't fucking donate to the Salvation Army. They are a hategroup, not a charity, and they actively want us queers dead. If you see one of them asking for donations, usually as a bell-ringer with a bucket, pay them no cent and no mind. They deserve nothing, for they would take everything.
A busdriver driving a bus saying, "It's that time of year again. Don't make me tap the sign." He then points to a sign that reads, "Don't fucking donate to the Salvation Army."
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Spent the day at Rosy Mound Natural Area with @theaechbomb-nsfw.bsky.social. Finally feeling more comfortable wearing skirts and makeup in public, openly being my cute goth self. #goth #naturegoth #nullgender #gothgender #RosyMound #RosyMoundNaturalArea
Treetops viewed from the ground.Forest.Local goth enjoying local nature.Local goth being one with local trees.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
A Twitter quote-tweet from "Natasha (@/iamsropb)": I genuinely think this post could kill a person tripping on acid
Original tweet by "Spencer Rothbell is Looking for Work (@/srothbell)": the debat

Below is an edited image of running Vice President candidates Tim Walz and J. D. Vance. Tim Walz looks surprised, and J. D. Vance looks like a bearded eggheaded child.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
@theaechbomb-sfw.bsky.social
Toaster
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
If you're in central Florida, in the Winter Springs - Casselberry areas: You gotta check out Rosso Coffee Bar in Longwood, on the 434 just north of Lake Wildmere. Karen, owner of Rosso, is a wonderful host and talented barista! Try the Honey Lavender coffee! #coffee #coffeeshop #RossoCoffeeBar
Three drinks from Rosso Coffee Bar. From left to right, Passion Blossom Refresher, Iced Honey Lavender Coffee, and Iced Mocha Hazelnut Coffee.The Instagram of Rosso Coffe Shop in Longwood, FL.

https://www.instagram.com/rosso_coffee_bar/p/c8h9bdqrozl/From Rosso's instagram, the storefront of Rosso Coffee Bar, featuring their vibrant red street sign. The photo is captioned, "Rosso Coffe Bar is a community-focused coffee shop that provides exceptional beverages and light bites."
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Shiv Terpentine saying to Adrenaline Starkiller, "We will watch your career with great interest", from the Star War.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
So who else saw the US debate last night and realized "We're fucked"? 😅
2024 United States Presidential Debate logo, below it reads "Both Die 2024".
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 19/06/2024
June 19th is an important day in United States history. Juneteenth commemorates the emancipation of enslaved African Americans. It is celebrated on the anniversary of the order issued by Major General Gordon Granger on June 19, 1865, proclaiming freedom for slaves in Texas. Happy Juneteenth!
A stylistic depiction of two black figures holding taught the Juneteenth flag against a green background. The flag was designed by activist Ben Haith. The flag is blue on the upper-half and red in the lower-half, with a white 5-point star in the center, surrounded by a white 12-ray burst-pattern. The colors and symbols on the flag are representative of freedom and the end of slavery.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
Strike is on, ladies! 💅 Let's make this Global! #Strike #Women'sStrike2024 #Women'sStrike #Strike2024 #RoeV.Wade #RoeVs.Wade #RoeVWade #RoeVsWade #America #USA #AmericanPolitics #HumanRights #BodyAutonamy #Abortion #AbortionRights #OurBodiesOurAbortion #hashtag
"Women's Strike 2024" at top in bold white on black. The remaing upperhalf of this meme is a photo of the Women's protest in Washington, D.C., 2022. It is adorned with the words "We Won't Go Back". The center of this meme reads, "Day of Action 6-24-2024". The lowerhalf reads, "No spending, No work, No school; On the 2nd anniversary of the overturning of Roe V. Wade, girls, women, and allies go on strike. Participants do not go to work, do not go to school, and/or do not spend even 1 penny. As our privacy, body autonamy, healthcare, and travel rights are being removed, we remove ourselves for 1 day en masse. We stand together for all Americans to show that the nation needs us."
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 11/05/2024
Aurora Borealis as seen from West Michigan
AuroraAurora
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
show me your most autistic conversation starter:
A laptop screen with the program Musescore Studio running, an incomplete music score reading "Clarinet Quartet" is open.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 08/05/2024
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 05/05/2024
Made dinner last night for bf et moi Was this and Ep 2 of Digital Circus as our Saturday night ✨️
Two white square bowls on a white cutting board, in front of an air-fryer/oven, all on a yellow counter-top. Served in each bowl, there is a mix comprised of mac-shell pasta, cut-up pan-seared keilbasa, and mozzarella-alfredo sauce, as well as cut-up pan-steamed broccoli served over one hypotenuse-oriented-half of each bowl. An in-tact pan-seared Keilbasa sauage end adorns each bowl as edible garnish.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
Happy Transgender Day of Visibility! 💜✨️
An image with a pink background. Bottom right, a hand is holding a transgender pride flag aloft. The image has text which reads, "Transgender Day of Visibility March 31st".
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
If you see this post, post the undead
"Fae Labyrinthum"

Those who dare venture to the underwater depths of the unending cavern, face the alluring visage of the faeries residing within. Most never return, captivated by the chilling flames in the water.

Digital Painting I made utilizing the color gradient on the bottom right, also individually shared. A romanticised tragic tale of countless cave divers' unfortunate fates.

(I did this in May 2019)"Death is a Red Girl"

Acrylic painting I made, c. 2016.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
Aragorn, from Peter Jackson's "The Return of the King", saying "But it is not this day!"
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
Thank you In exchange, I offer you this: Beyoncé Knowles Queen Bee Yass Huntea Purr Purr on her magical pony flying through the sky on a magical adventure for you and I
Beyoncé Knowles riding MacDoesIt like a pony, as he is dressed exactly like her pony, trust me bro
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
Benefit of supervising a cafe? Your employees surprise you with a 6-shot iced latte. #blessed #supervisorlife #lovemyteam
An iced caramel latte with whipped cream, in a plastic retail cup.
On the lid reads:

Willow
wake up ^-^
🐱
No sleep.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
is gonn snow in lake effect country babyyyyy #michigan #snow #grandhavenmi #ghmi #lakeeffect #blizzard #ihavetodriveinthisshit
A weather forecast graph of a 48-hour period, as hosted by the National Weather Service Broadcast Office ( link: forecast.weather.gov ), specifically for the region of Grand Haven, Michigan. The focal point of this post is that the graph shows, between 2am and midnight Friday March 22, the region is forecasted to get 7.5 inches of snow.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 19/03/2024
I lived through that time. I can see 2012 pop punk goth mall kid bait from 16 parsects away.
A frame from the 2001 film "The Fellowship of the Ring", where Elrond is in the right foreground, with Gandalf out of focus in the left background. There are subtitles of Elrond speaking, "I was there, Gandalf."
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
Thamk you
Same picture, but with a green Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion character's head. Expertly edited.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Ya know, some day, some time,Sundar Pichai and Susan Wojcicki will die. This much is known fact of world. And I look forward to those days, so that I can defecate on their fresh graves. 💜✨
Tw*tt*r Post from @_girltype: while you were asleep they gentrified nightcore
Below is image from YouTube Featured, stating "The exciting trend of sped-up songs; Get up to speed on the latest YouTube trend that boosts your favourite pop hits and turns them into uptempo dance songs."

It was posted originally at 3:48PM 19/6/23 from Earth, and had 673K Views at unknown time of screenshot.
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
I forgot to QRT with the pic, so this is quite the humorous interaction without said context. 😜
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Willow the Wah @itswillow.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
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