timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 14himagine america electing don junior president in 2024 and you see how dangerously stupid this is. imagine os estados unidos elegendo don jr como presidente em 2024, e você verá o quão perigosamente estúpido isso é. 000
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i haven’t seen digger but whether it’s good or not or profitable or not should be largely irrelevant to most of us. a healthy arts & entertainment community should be making original risky stuff and therefore some of it will fail, commercially and/or critically. 110
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026can’t imagine why a wildly unpopular president who keeps talking about being a dictator for life is building a “tremendous military complex” with fucking drones before the next election. also he’s a fucking racist and this is incident 4,379 that would have ended any other presidency ever. 000
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i would guess this is in part because talarico’s christianity manifests as biblical justice aligned with jesus’ second edict, “you shall love your neighbor as yourself,” resonates with black communities, as opposed to repulses them as the oppressive practices of typical white churches can. 120
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026not exactly a letter from the battle of antietam, is it 030
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026there are more guys at cornell who gang raped a girl than there are trans athletes in college sports. 130
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026my jiu jitsu kids know they don’t touch one another until they do a slap & bump with their fists, & the second anyone taps, they gotta stop & get off their friend. we can always restart the game, but we have to make sure our buddy’s having fun, too. they’re as young as 4. this is about cornell. 010
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026MAROONS premieres at the ford on friday, october 16! get your tickets at: www.theford.com/events/perfo...theford.comMAROONS | The FordMAROONS is a genre-bending theatrical performance that reimagines the history of marronage (resisting or liberating oneself from slavery) as a living, time-bending practice of escape and collective fr... 122
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026i’ve seen a handful of these nytimes “best tv shows of the 21st century” lists and there’s been more than one entourage sighting but not a single mention of the sopranos are you people fucking high 310
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026if you can use she/her pronouns for this useless pile of bleep bloops, you can do the same for actual women. 010
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026my all-time favorite qr code moment was i took my visiting family to a restaurant, ordered via their qr code. no wait staff. after waiting almost 30minutes i finally grabbed the host to ask about our food. he looked at my phone and said, “oh, you did it wrong.” MOTHERFUCKER I DO NOT WORK HERE 010
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026comedies used to be about a group of weirdos getting into hijinx and now they’re all about divorced couples going through the 5 stages of grief in their separate million dollar homes. 110
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026the american entertainment industry worked just fine for 95 years until a bunch of venture capital dipshits and tech dorks showed up, shoved their faces in the trough and slurped all the money out of it. 011
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i had just dropped my girlfriend off at the gym on the upper east side, and stopped into a little health good store for groceries. the radio was on, and i heard the dj mention a plane had hit the world trade center. he didn’t seem alarmed, so i pictured a little snoopy plane taking out an antenna. 140
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i know nothing matters anymore, but imagine an auto exec going on tv to admit his new truck detonates and kills people 10% of the time. a movie like the insider feels so quaint because even the most craven bastards understood they had to lie to avoid consequences. now they just tweet admissions. 000
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 10/09/20261. literally no one is talking about this no one 2. you can’t interview an ai program you might as well do a sit-down interview with my car key fob 100
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the last time donald insisting on going head-to-head with the nfl, he bankrupted the usfl and torpedoed the entire league. that was forty years ago. how has this stupid stupid man been in our lives this long why didn’t sinatra just punch him out at spago in 1987 010
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 08/09/2026piss poor effort, ryan! 😬 youtu.be/SxZ1A63nSPc?...youtu.betimothy davis comedy reel: piss poor effort, ryan!YouTube video by timothy davis 000
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026one of my jiu jitsu kids’ parents showed up at a practice once wearing a “taylor swift is just andrew tate for girls” t-shirt and i still don’t know what that means, but had i known who andrew tate was at the time i would have thrown him out of the gym and across the avenue. 030
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 06/09/2026it’s wild that people were like “but the democrats have to give me something to vote FOR, not just vote against,” when the thing to vote against was an 80year old pedophile yammering “the blacks are eating the dogs they’re eating the cats what’s with the jews amirite” 010
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026rolling stone caping for rahm emanuel like he was a mediocre jam band from 1971. 131
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026can’t imagine why a wildly unpopular president who keeps talking about being a dictator for life is in such a rush to finish his “ballroom/military complex” ahead of the next presidential election. 010
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026“i can’t believe no one wants our pervert glasses, stalker cameras or our machine that steals everyone’s art and barfs it back at you.” — geniuses 040
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026how wcw should have booked bret hart: 1. keep his debut off tv. let the nwo wave some canadian flags and wear hitman sunglasses on nitro teasing the arrival of the most controversial superstar in the sport. 2. forget reffing the bischoff/zybysko match at starcade 97. this was galactically stupid. 110
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 28/08/2026welcome to bluesky. please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express 020
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026a young person told me the best music was the 2010s and when i asked for proof her answers were “keisha and pitbull” and i was like we are not doing this on pearl jam ten’s birthday 120
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026again, the shackles around the legs of the entertainment industry are not a lack of tax incentives or exorbitant union wages or tiktok - it’s seven goofs who don’t know how to create anything hoovering up all the money 000
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026tryna watch my girl at the masters track & field championships in daegu, korea and the youtube live channel opens with a couple of ai robots kickboxing please stop ruining everything, technology 130
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026gimme a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head 000
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026watching inside man and the thing that’s aged the worst in 2026 is the whole plot is dependent on a rich guy needing to hide that he was in league with nazis. 040
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 21/08/2026one perfect night. one chaotic morning. the morning after 😬 youtu.be/yNLKnz9lI2Uyoutu.bethe morning afterYouTube video by timothy davis 100
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026accents. let’s see if i can fool the locals. 000
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026can't imagine why a wildly unpopular president who keeps talking about being a dictator for life is posting pics with fraktur-nazi fonts while wearing 2028 campaign merch. 000
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 17/08/2026what i love most about shakespeare is how beautiful the language is 010
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026tear ice apart and scatter its ashes on the white house lawn 020
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 12/08/2026the thing tech bros are too stupid to get about automating everyone’s jobs is in order for capitalism to work the poor and middle class need to have disposable income to buy the dumb shit they make 110
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 11/08/2026favorite film for each year of the '70s: 1970: i never sang for my father 1971: the french connection 1972: the godfather 1973: mean streets 1974: the godfather part 2 1975: dog day afternoon 1976: taxi driver/rocky 1977: slapshot 1978: the deerhunter 1979: apocalypse now i am a very simple man. 120
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026me in my head when i show up for rehearsal 000
timothy davis @itstimothydavis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i can’t follow the logic of the covid hoax. “this was a deadly bioweapon started in china that wasn’t any worse than the flu the real killer was all the vaccines that donald’s administration approved too quickly which is why i’ll never forgive joe biden.” like WHAT 120